GorillaKing798
Too legit to quit
+48|6539|Tampa, Florida

ghettoperson wrote:

GorillaKing798 wrote:

Bulldogz wrote:


How do you people think this crap up?

And how do you know your arms wouldn't rip off too, especially if the fall had enough force to rip muscle tendons and bones, why not rip a little more?
My friends and I had a big discussion on the funniest way to die, this was what we got out of it.

The cable would only be wrapped around your neck, so it would only cut your head off, as long as the glue holds you will still be holding your head until you hit the water.
To be fair, the head cutting off thing is old. I'm liking the hulk twist though.
Have a better idea?
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6385|Washington DC
I'd go on a rampage, then when the cops have me surrounded I'll be like "lol j/k" and keel over.

First I'd eat lots of good food though.

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-04-29 19:48:48)

Liberal-Sl@yer
Certified BF2S Asshole
+131|6880|The edge of sanity
I would try to get with a girl I like, but doesn't know I like her. Give my possesions to people who can use them and then hock the rest and give the money to charity. Take my savings, checking, and bonds and give them to my sister for college. Then I would relax, have a of cookouts with family and friends until sunset. I would also try all the drinks that are suppose to be for adults. I would then make sure that I visted all my friends in various places. When my time finally comes I want to be sitting out on a lawn chair in a nice warm breeze with lemonade surrounded by friends.

Last edited by Liberal-Sl@yer (2008-04-29 20:25:14)

HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6385|Washington DC

Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:

I would try to get with a girl I like, but doesn't know I like her. Give my possesions to people who can use them and then hock the rest and give the money to charity. Take my savings, checking, and bonds and give them to my sister for college. Then I would relax, have a of cookouts with family and friends until sunset. I would also try all the drinks that are suppose to be for adults. I would then make sure that I visted all my friends in various places. When my time finally comes I want to be sitting out on a lawn chair in a nice warm breeze with lemonade surrounded by friends.
gay
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6357|United States

HurricaИe wrote:

Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:

I would try to get with a girl I like, but doesn't know I like her. Give my possesions to people who can use them and then hock the rest and give the money to charity. Take my savings, checking, and bonds and give them to my sister for college. Then I would relax, have a of cookouts with family and friends until sunset. I would also try all the drinks that are suppose to be for adults. I would then make sure that I visted all my friends in various places. When my time finally comes I want to be sitting out on a lawn chair in a nice warm breeze with lemonade surrounded by friends.
gay
relax, he's probably an 11 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet...probably
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6554|North Tonawanda, NY

argo4 wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:

I would try to get with a girl I like, but doesn't know I like her. Give my possesions to people who can use them and then hock the rest and give the money to charity. Take my savings, checking, and bonds and give them to my sister for college. Then I would relax, have a of cookouts with family and friends until sunset. I would also try all the drinks that are suppose to be for adults. I would then make sure that I visted all my friends in various places. When my time finally comes I want to be sitting out on a lawn chair in a nice warm breeze with lemonade surrounded by friends.
gay
relax, he's probably an 11 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet...probably
Why is that 'gay'?  It's a more realistic answer than "glue my hands to my head and get decapitated while dressed like the hulk".
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6385|Washington DC

SenorToenails wrote:

argo4 wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:


gay
relax, he's probably an 11 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet...probably
Why is that 'gay'?  It's a more realistic answer than "glue my hands to my head and get decapitated while dressed like the hulk".
its a joke
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6554|North Tonawanda, NY

HurricaИe wrote:

its a joke
10-4
**LiLp-DeFiNeD
Banned
+54|6579|Vancouver, BC, Canada

SenorToenails wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

its a joke
10-4
20-8

Totally unnecessary

Personally, I'd prolly go on with my regular life as I wouldn't know it;s my last day.
Liberal-Sl@yer
Certified BF2S Asshole
+131|6880|The edge of sanity

HurricaИe wrote:

Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:

I would try to get with a girl I like, but doesn't know I like her. Give my possesions to people who can use them and then hock the rest and give the money to charity. Take my savings, checking, and bonds and give them to my sister for college. Then I would relax, have a of cookouts with family and friends until sunset. I would also try all the drinks that are suppose to be for adults. I would then make sure that I visted all my friends in various places. When my time finally comes I want to be sitting out on a lawn chair in a nice warm breeze with lemonade surrounded by friends.
gay
Cane you always know how to be imature. Ive never liked the taste of alcohol and Im a people person so that sounds like a good day to me. Just because your a little drunk misanthrope doesnt mean my day isnt valid as a good day.

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