blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7116
Australia: 65-year-old Roy Frederick Francis Bird has been charged with manslaughter over the death of his neighbour, 33-year-old Wayne Smith, after he fatally injured him with a 12-tonne excavator.

The two had been feuding over a boundary dispute and that morning had been arguing over where to bury a dead cow. Bird swung the bucket and struck Smith who responded with stones, before being struck a second time, this time in the groin.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=70425
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6911|Brisbane, Australia

Thanks Newsmaster!
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7203|St. Andrews / Oslo

Only in Australia...
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7116
np some people were wondering where the news was at
np timmmmaaaaH
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6911|Brisbane, Australia

Jenspm wrote:

Only in Australia...
would something this hilarious happen, yes.
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AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X
https://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2008/04/28/austria-josef-cp-476283.jpg

Fucking Australians.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6624|what

blademaster wrote:

...had been arguing over where to bury a dead cow.
If it had been a dead sheep this would be a New Zealand story.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7156|West Yorkshire, U.K
Austrian


/fail
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X

Kurazoo wrote:

Austrian


/fail
STFU AU lover.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7124
ahh that was so funny while it lasted
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X

Lucien wrote:

ahh that was so funny while it lasted
So old people dont even get anymore ;__;
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7009|Long Island, New York
GTA made him do it

Right Austrailian government?
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7202|Uhh... erm...

Poseidon wrote:

GTA made him do it

Right Austrailian government?
Stop blaming shit on video games, Jack Thompson.

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