I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Oh . I read it and was disappointed I thought it was going to be that he punched the camel and the camel like kicked him or something lol. But ive never done anything really crazy I try to stick to my common sense.
I once jumped down some stairs, i mean a lot of stairs.
Freaking hurt
Freaking hurt
i went and got married,that count?
Poured a pint of cherry ade and fag ash over some girl that everyone hated.
That was epic win though because she didn't see me and slipped in it.
That was epic win though because she didn't see me and slipped in it.
What kind of pubs serve pints of Cherryade.White-Fusion wrote:
Poured a pint of cherry ade
Bunch of 14 - 20 year olds. House partys FTW!The Sheriff wrote:
What kind of pubs serve pints of Cherryade.White-Fusion wrote:
Poured a pint of cherry ade
Yep...a jumped from one ledge to another, just missed the other ledge and got my left leg caught in wood. In the shin. First 'semi-serious' injury, apart from an incident involving an escalator...if you must know. (my knee cap, you dirty people!)
I did tear something in my wrist from lifting a bowling ball too though, that was uberlol though. Annoying at the time, as I hadn't been bowling in ages.
I did tear something in my wrist from lifting a bowling ball too though, that was uberlol though. Annoying at the time, as I hadn't been bowling in ages.
saw a horse in a field so i decided to jump on
had to bail off when it started running lol
had to bail off when it started running lol
Force entry into a house to steal beer
But there wasn't any that time, So we stole a 24 pack of pepsi. lol
But there wasn't any that time, So we stole a 24 pack of pepsi. lol
Holy shit I did some crazy stuff as an incompetent teenager. Fortunately the law never caught up to me and I matured into a rational individual.
I wouldnt call hedge jumping "crazy"
but yeh i did that, gashed my head, smashed my thumb bone down to the wrist, and had everything in my hand pinned together with k-wire, and had surgery on the muscles and stuff inside my hand. Then i got morphine
but yeh i did that, gashed my head, smashed my thumb bone down to the wrist, and had everything in my hand pinned together with k-wire, and had surgery on the muscles and stuff inside my hand. Then i got morphine
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
About a month ago my friends and I made a grappling hook out of a steel rake and some rope. We then used it to climb the nearby elementary school.
blew up a few seagulls with Bicarbonate of Soda in my college (they haunt the place after break and lunch times)
it was very funny lol, but we had to use a lot
Principal was not best pleased lol, I think there was a total of 7 dead seagulls on the campus (not really to impressive when we get around 100 every break and lunch time, but still very funny)
it was very funny lol, but we had to use a lot
Principal was not best pleased lol, I think there was a total of 7 dead seagulls on the campus (not really to impressive when we get around 100 every break and lunch time, but still very funny)