I doubt this is real, but I still lol'd.
+1 that was great ... especially enjoyed the "Madonna look"
LMFAO thats awesome. I am so going into a change room and then going to shout there is no toilet paper in here
lol at failed copy pasting.
typos all over the place.
typos all over the place.
I don't see any copy pasting here dude.Miggle wrote:
lol at failed copy pasting.
typos all over the place.
+1 to OP
its an ancient list of things to do when you go to wal-mart. the person copied it and tried to make it look official, but failed to change pronouns and tenses, and missed quite a few letters..Sup wrote:
I don't see any copy pasting here dude.Miggle wrote:
lol at failed copy pasting.
typos all over the place.
+1 to OP
You mean there's a chance this isn't real?? WHAT??Bert10099 wrote:
I doubt this is real, but I still lol'd.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
lol, "There's no toilet paper in here!" +1
I feel sorry for anyone who needs snopes to realize it's fake.
lol:
While in the gun department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants are.
While in the gun department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants are.
So do I but some people still need proof.NateWiese wrote:
I feel sorry for anyone who needs snopes to realize it's fake.
Nice try at denigrating though +1 for you.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
It's funnier as a list of funny things to do rather than a fake document.
"When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
lol.
lol.
Is it jsut me, or is it odd that people find this funny still? Remember seeing this list back when I first got the internet back in 2000, worth a giggle then, but now that ive seen it 6 trillion times, its lost any sort of comedic value really. Oh, the tomato soup thing thing again! really! Yawn.
The fake letter was a good bit of creativity though i suppose.
The fake letter was a good bit of creativity though i suppose.
I swear I have relatives who have done that kind of shit before...particularly the "pick me! pick me!" bit.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
+1 for using big words to appear "above" other people?Stubbee wrote:
So do I but some people still need proof.NateWiese wrote:
I feel sorry for anyone who needs snopes to realize it's fake.
Nice try at denigrating though +1 for you.
I lol'ed at settings the alarm clocks to go off in 5 minute intervals
4 syllables are considered big?
+1 back atcha
+1 back atcha
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
I thought it looked quite cOLD there as well.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
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so what is a code 3 supposed to be?
Good god I'm freezing.
Guys, if you think it's old, just fucking say it. You're like ten year olds using pig latin to hide something naughty. You're just more obvious and look more stupid.
K-mart was of one of my first jobs back in high school. Employee #66 shout out - w00t!
Fake. A real store manager would never use the word "randomly" while writing a formal letter. But still, funny.