Solution to The 'Gay' Problem...

2008-05-08 02:51:27

#1

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6738|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

According to a study conducted by the University of Toronto into the fraternal birth order effect one in seven men are gay!

Let's put this into a little maths for you:

The area of the UK is 209,331 km² (Wikipedia, 2008)
The population of the UK is 58,800,000 (National Statistics Online, 2001)
The male population of the UK is 28,600,000 (National Statistics Online, 2001)
Applying the 1:7 rule, that's 4,085,714 gay men in Britain..

So 4,085,714 ÷ 209,331 = 19.5

There are 19.5 gay men in every square kilometer of Britain!

I can't help but liken it to the 'Rat Issue' given their density.

Therefore I suggest we need to cull this infestation before it poses a health risk to us decent normal folk.

I propose the following counter-measures:

- Traps baited with Madonna and Kylie albums
- Poisoned Quiche
- Sarin Gas filled cabaret acts in London's West-end

That should sort the issue.

Disclaimer: It's all tongue in cheek, I don't want any pink-hate-mail sent my way, I love gay men, just not in a sexually intrusive way!

2008-05-08 02:52:40

#2

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7281|Nårvei

What a queer OP

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2008-05-08 02:55:19

#3

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6807|Oregon

Knowing you were kidding, I laughed guiltily through the entire thing.
The Quiche thing... WOW... so not politically correct but so Hilarious!
You know when you can't tell if you're crying or laughing? That's me right now. +1.

2008-05-08 02:56:42

#4

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6807|Oregon

Varegg wrote:
What a queer OP

AWM:
Your post is considered spam...

edit: shit then I double-post without realizing.
Ayeeeeee.

Last edited by djphetal (2008-05-08 02:57:11)

2008-05-08 02:57:52

#5

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

You should put on the flamesuit right now cuz your gonna get burned...real hard.

2008-05-08 02:57:55

#6

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7222

I dont see 'Gays' as a problem.

Reason:

Every once in a while, we all need help... getting the party started!

2008-05-08 02:58:08

#7

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6934|Tyne & Wear, England

Hey! I like Quiche.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-05-08 03:02:45

#8

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6807|Oregon

Roger Lesboules wrote:
You should put on the flamesuit right now cuz your gonna get burned...real hard.

He says he's kidding in the disclaimer...

or, are you saying he'll get flamed for saying he "loves gay men?"

2008-05-08 03:04:21

#9

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6738|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

theDude5B wrote:
I dont see 'Gays' as a problem.

Reason:

Every once in a while, we all need help... getting the party started!

TBH, if every man other than me was gay, and lesbians didn't exist, I'd be a freakin' quimm magnet!!

I've got no beef with gays, literaly. My boss, my colleague and my new head of business are all raging homos and they're all funny as hell, they keep trying to convince me that I'm gay, I love playing along, I'm such a cock tease!

EDIT: I'm such an inbred I can't spell colleague

Last edited by Ninja_Kid2002 (2008-05-08 03:18:44)

2008-05-08 03:06:20

#10

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7009|Long Island, New York

https://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/08/hitler460.jpg

o hai

2008-05-08 03:36:57

#11

Shamrockoz: Is Mr.Awesome; +18|6401|Taking your pants

Poseidon wrote:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/ … ler460.jpg

o hai

LOL +1

Didn't realise that there were tha many people in the UK with a homosexual preferance. Meh, whatever floats your boat I guess

2008-05-08 03:39:53

#12

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6934|A W S M F O X

Most homophobes are secretly gay.

2008-05-08 04:11:07

#13

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|7013|Washington

https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa201/roxburybutt101/FAGGOT.jpg

2008-05-08 04:14:59

#14

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

djphetal wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
You should put on the flamesuit right now cuz your gonna get burned...real hard.
He says he's kidding in the disclaimer...

or, are you saying he'll get flamed for saying he "loves gay men?"

Both of em, you know that a lot of people just wont read it to the disclaimer before flaming the shit out of him...and loving gay men...well its his choice...but i cant aprove of that.

2008-05-08 04:18:46

#15

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6738|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Roger Lesboules wrote:
djphetal wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
You should put on the flamesuit right now cuz your gonna get burned...real hard.
He says he's kidding in the disclaimer...

or, are you saying he'll get flamed for saying he "loves gay men?"
Both of em, you know that a lot of people just wont read it to the disclaimer before flaming the shit out of him...and loving gay men...well its his choice...but i cant aprove of that.

Why do you talk about me like I'm not here?

2008-05-08 04:19:40

#16

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6911|Brisbane, Australia

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Hey! I like Quiche.

I'm not sure how to put this but....

https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/brandenfutch/youreafag.jpg

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2008-05-08 04:36:55

#17

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
djphetal wrote:

He says he's kidding in the disclaimer...

or, are you saying he'll get flamed for saying he "loves gay men?"
Both of em, you know that a lot of people just wont read it to the disclaimer before flaming the shit out of him...and loving gay men...well its his choice...but i cant aprove of that.
Why do you talk about me like I'm not here?

Srsly, i dunno lol...good question.

2008-05-08 04:42:39

#18

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6911|Brisbane, Australia

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Why do you talk about me like I'm not here?

Thats what she said.

2008-05-08 04:45:20

#19

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6738|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Why do you talk about me like I'm not here?
Thats what she said.

You and what army?

No, but seriously? what are you talking about?

/derailed

2008-05-08 04:54:23

#20

B.Schuss: I'm back, baby... ( sort of ); +664|7312|Cologne, Germany

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
Hey! I like Quiche.
I'm not sure how to put this but....

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/ … reafag.jpg

hm, I also happen to like a good Quiche...*scratches head*

oh well, gotta tell my GF I am gay then. bye.

2008-05-08 04:55:24

#21

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7049|Columbus, OH

Good news for you:

Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized

BALTIMORE—On Monday, scientists at Johns Hopkins University isolated the gene which causes homosexuality in human males, promptly segregating it from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," said team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds. "It's a good thing we isolated it; I wouldn't want that faggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones." Among the factors Reynolds cited as evidence of the gene's gayness: its pinkish hue; meticulously frilly perimeter; and faint but distinct, perfume-like odor.

sLoLurce

2008-05-08 05:02:45

#22

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7229|Argentina

There are 21 posts here, so there are 3 gays...

My post is the 22nd.

Last edited by sergeriver (2008-05-08 05:03:31)

2008-05-08 05:14:38

#23

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6668|Winland

THere are more fags in the UK than there are people in Finland...

Shit.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-05-08 05:17:07

#24

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7237|UK

AWSMFOX wrote:
Most homophobes are secretly gay.

loool OP is gay! Although how did you get this inside info ?! You gay tooo!

2008-05-08 05:24:57

#25

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6738|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Vilham wrote:
AWSMFOX wrote:
Most homophobes are secretly gay.
loool OP is gay! Although how did you get this inside info ?! You gay tooo!

You're assuming I'm a homophobe.

Do you have to be scared of something to want to catch it in an over-sized cartoon style mouse-trap baited with stereotyped possessions?
Nope, I'd do it for fun...

Disclaimer: Yea right, like any of you read the last disclaimer! Well just in case you do. It's all an act, I massively love gays, but in the brother-brother kind of way, not the kiss-a-man-on-the-lips kind of way.

Last edited by Ninja_Kid2002 (2008-05-08 05:25:32)

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