AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X
A 13-year-old boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud.
Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree after which they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.

Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.

The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html



Fuck.
Zilla
Killa of threads
+122|7112|7th level of hell

fuckin epic
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6624|what

Holy shit. I wonder if the prostitutes actually enjoyed Halo. If it was Halo 3 I doubt it.
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AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X
"Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest."


Genius.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7103|Finland

Aapje wrote:

Playing Halo with prostitutes ftw?
That does kinda sound like stuff one could do after winning the lottery.
I need around tree fiddy.
SharkyMcshark
I'll take two
+132|7256|Perth, Western Australia
What a fucking winner. WHAT A FUCKING WINNER.

My favourite part was the "they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel."

Last edited by SharkyMcshark (2008-05-14 02:46:30)

AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6624|what

Best part of the story:

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.
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AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X
This story wins it so hard in so many ways......FUCK.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6964|N. Ireland
"They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax." - well that explains it then...
bennisboy
Member
+829|7117|Poundland

TheAussieReaper wrote:

Best part of the story:

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.
damn, outsmarted by a 13 y/o, no wonder they were prostitutes
The#1Spot
Member
+105|7011|byah
I thought the prostitutes would get pissed after the fact that the boy said that.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7009|Long Island, New York


Those kids are fucking BRILLIANT. Seriously. That's like some "Catch Me If You Can"-esque shit right there.
']['error
Banned
+630|7115|The Netherlands
ROFL
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

brb, handing out coolest boy in America medal
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6910|Brisbane, Australia

AWSMFOX wrote:

This story wins it so hard in so many ways......FUCK.
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^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7209|The Hague, Netherlands

"The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them."


rofl
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DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7152|Disaster Free Zone
$1000 a night prostitutes and they play xbox... what a bunch of fags.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6743
I would shake his hand if I ever met him irl.What a legend!
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6993|...

If something was ever truly epic, that is it.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England
Yes, it is epic and all but cmon man...

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.
why, WHY



Why not do BOTH
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7139|mexico

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

"The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them."


rofl
hahaha thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. suspicious about the xbox but not the fact that they had no facial hair or a deep voice.
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7037|England

TheAussieReaper wrote:

Best part of the story:

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.
QFT!

lmao
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7209|The Hague, Netherlands

twiistaaa wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

"The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them."


rofl
hahaha thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. suspicious about the xbox but not the fact that they had no facial hair or a deep voice.
well you know it with prostitutes, they take everything that moves.
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Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6668|Winland

Jesus fucking christ, what an awesome kid!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7155|West Yorkshire, U.K
LOL Watch the video

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