SEREMAKER
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+2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

KEANSBURG, N.J.  —  An hourlong standoff with a Keansburg woman who threatened to detonate a live grenade was ended by police when they agreed to buy the explosive from her for $100.

"Authorities say Julia Smith became distraught after her neighbor, who has power of attorney over the 51-year-old's affairs, had her dog euthanized Monday.

Police found Smith with the World War II grenade in her hand and a butcher knife nearby.

Smith eventually told officers she would sell them the grenade for $100.

Police Chief Raymond O'Hare tells the Asbury Park Press that he luckily had the cash on him.

After turning over the grenade, Smith threatened to kill herself with the knife. She eventually surrendered and was taken to a hospital.

Smith is charged making terroristic threats, weapons offenses and creating a widespread risk.

No word where she got the grenade."




been funny if the cops didn't have the cash and asked if she would take a credit card or check

she should have traded the grenade for one of the sidearms or tossed it out and gone GTAIV on them
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Parker
isteal
+1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon
i would have bought that for $100.....damn
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6886|Vienna

wtf so they negotiated and accepted her demands?
Dr.Red-Eye
fanneh
+64|7165|Ireland

zeidmaan wrote:

wtf so they negotiated and accepted her demands?
Not like she was selling it for a helicopter and 1 million pounds.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

zeidmaan wrote:

wtf so they negotiated and accepted her demands?
Evidently they did that so she would surrender, then they got the $100 back, and arrested here, go0d job I say.

Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-05-20 09:03:29)

Benzin
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+576|6469

SEREMAKER wrote:

she should have traded the grenade for one of the sidearms or tossed it out and gone GTAIV on them
It's statements like that that truly make me wonder wtf is wrong with the world ... outside of people wearing towels on their heads and blowing themselves up.
ghettoperson
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+1,943|7120

I would have traded the grenade for a Subway sammich.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
A ww2 nade? I sure would have bought it
lettuce
site lurkerer
+26|7114|cheshire u.k
found one of them once,bomb disposal squad detonated it,swines............
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6660|Canada

lettuce wrote:

found one of them once,bomb disposal squad detonated it,swines............
Why the hell you call them then?

/facedesk
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,058|7094|Little Bentcock
I thought the title stated that they ended the stand off with the woman by lobbing in a grenade, my bad.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Adams_BJ wrote:

I thought the title stated that they ended the stand off with the woman by lobbing in a grenade, my bad.
Would have been really funny!

Police: "Drop your weapon!"

Woman: "NO WAY!"

Police: "Last warning, drop your weapon!"

Women: "No way i said, stay away or i will blow myself up!"

Police: "Not if we do it first!"

Woman: "wut?"

***Police trow nade***
lettuce
site lurkerer
+26|7114|cheshire u.k

Phatmatt wrote:

lettuce wrote:

found one of them once,bomb disposal squad detonated it,swines............
Why the hell you call them then?

/facedesk
i did'nt,we were at liverpool airport on the grass next to the runway and i stayed with it while another lad called the police,got in the local papers as well. (grass was being used as temp car park,concords first time there.)
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7049|Columbus, OH
Damn no new police taz video.
Brasso
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+1,549|7101

The Sheriff wrote:

zeidmaan wrote:

wtf so they negotiated and accepted her demands?
Evidently they did that so she would surrender, then they got the $100 back, and arrested here, go0d job I say.
what is she, a terrorist?  although we wouldn't want to negotiate with terrorists, i'm pretty sure we can give this crazy lady a single franklin and get it back.
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Magpie
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+257|6997|Milkystania, yurop
Oh those crazy feminists, whatever will they do next. Playing with  a grenade tsss, she probably thought it was a [insert random household thing]
Wallpaper
+303|6465|The pool
Nade spammer!
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6951|Somewhere else

obviously mentally unstable.  Any rationale person wouldn't do this.  Obvious that selling it would do nothing and it's just insane to even bother with it on so many levels it's no bother to go into it any further.

Charges will be dropped on insanity defense.  She'll sit in a home the rest of her days probably.

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