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SEREMAKER wrote:

Just saw it ................


but and this is a big but ............. theres a twist and it left me and and

You definitely know that Steven Spielberg wanted to put in what he really really loves

Spoiler (highlight to read):
why are you reading this ....... I'm not going to give details .... just go watch the movie

fuck yeah

saw it at the ziegfield, it were awsm

the lack of whip was disappointing

but everything else seemed pretty good

MetaL* wrote:

cowami wrote:

the lack of whip was disappointing

but everything else seemed pretty good

Even the stupid monkey swinging scene with Shia LaBeouf?

yeah, forgot that bit too

failmovie is fail

Me and my mate left with many questions....

- What kind of idiot government installs control panels in its top secret facilities that can be activated by someone slumping over them?
- Why in God's name would you fully furbish a desert town that you were going to melt? I mean sure, buildings, and even fake people - but TVs? Fake dogs?
- Presuming the radiation didn't get through the fridge, presuming it wasn't melted like the rest of the fake town, how does being hurled into the air across the desert not even leave a bruise?
- Communist soldiers, are they related to Stormtroopers? CAN THEY F*CKING AIM?
- When does it become a good idea to leave a rocket launcher in the prison truck...
- If the reds needed a tree cutter truck then how come there was ample space in the jungle for a sword fight to occur between two trucks?
- How is a greaser with a switch knife able to fend off a PSYCHIC NINJA?
- Why did the monkeys ONLY ATTACK the communists?
- I know those ants are real. Do they really shriek, do they really carry people off fast like, and do they really do a F*CKING TRAPEZE ACT TO GET TO MEAT?
- Do all ancient temples have a 24/7 midget battalion on hand?

+ many more

And please don't misunderstand - I'm not one of those berks that sits in movies looking for the slightest deviation from reality. But the above seemed so amazingly glaring that they really were just calling attention to themselves.

Well I can kind of answer this one

SharkyMcshark wrote:

- I know those ants are real. Do they really shriek, do they really carry people off fast like, and do they really do a F*CKING TRAPEZE ACT TO GET TO MEAT?

Bullet Ant (Paraponera clavata)


From:
Rainforests from Nicaragua to Paraguay

Why you must fear it:
It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a fucking tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek.

It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shit-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda.

Also--and we do feel the need to stress this--they fucking shriek at you before they attack.

And as far as the trapese act:


I fucking hate ants

It was ok. Now i know why he didn't want to star in this one.

Last edited by David.P (2008-05-24 19:55:22)

ebug9 wrote:

Does it resemble this at all?

how many pieces had to have broken off

Anyone, who even for a moment thinks this movie had redeeming qualities, deserves to get hosed $12 to see this piece of shit.

Literally, that people can actually enjoy this movie, never mind the fact that it was actually made in the first place, well that is almost as unbelievable as the entire movie sequence.

It's like Lucas went on a bender and everyone was to scared to tell him hes a fucking idiot. All the investors knew they'd make their money so they let it fly....

It was shit. They Resorted to ALIENS! The old ones kicked ass.

Honestly, you had to enjoy the corny-ness of the old movies to enjoy this one.