A squad of Screwnicorns that I could remotely command with self destruct capabilities. "Screwnicorn = A crazed Dyke with a dildo straped to her head." That way I could have them bury their heads in the enemy's ass them remote detonate them!
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a regular medic with c4
Silenced Pistol of some description
MessTin.... For cooking scoff and beating people round the head with!
SA80 A2 with SUSAT and underslug
Bayonet
Grenades smoke and normal
Medic bag
Picture of Elvis eating a pork pie... to confuse the enemy and then l can strike with my Messtin!!!
MessTin.... For cooking scoff and beating people round the head with!
SA80 A2 with SUSAT and underslug
Bayonet
Grenades smoke and normal
Medic bag
Picture of Elvis eating a pork pie... to confuse the enemy and then l can strike with my Messtin!!!
MINIGUN
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I prefer a kit with massage oils and.....
Oh, not THAT kind of kit.
Pistol: .45 ACP Colt 1911 with laser dot sight.
Main Rifle: F2000
Grenades: Fragmentation AND Flashbangs
Other: Claymores x2, AT Mines X2
Stinger Missle with target locking.
15" Black Rubber Cock.
Why do I want a 15" Black Rubber Cock, why to shamefully beat to death all the moronic assholes who don't know how to play the game. (The joke is from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels).
I'd love to see MaddOps [15" Black Rubber Cock] Name of Smacktard Here.
Oh, not THAT kind of kit.
Pistol: .45 ACP Colt 1911 with laser dot sight.
Main Rifle: F2000
Grenades: Fragmentation AND Flashbangs
Other: Claymores x2, AT Mines X2
Stinger Missle with target locking.
15" Black Rubber Cock.
Why do I want a 15" Black Rubber Cock, why to shamefully beat to death all the moronic assholes who don't know how to play the game. (The joke is from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels).
I'd love to see MaddOps [15" Black Rubber Cock] Name of Smacktard Here.
Humm i wish i could have those followings.
Main Weapon: Steyr IWS 2000 Silenced (Anti material rifle able to shot trough 2 wall of any modern apc)
Secondary weapon: Dualies Beretta
Hand grenades
And some Geymore to kill people sneaking me while im sniping with the Steyr IWS 2000!
Main Weapon: Steyr IWS 2000 Silenced (Anti material rifle able to shot trough 2 wall of any modern apc)
Secondary weapon: Dualies Beretta
Hand grenades
And some Geymore to kill people sneaking me while im sniping with the Steyr IWS 2000!
Fleshlight
G36E
L96A1
Grenades
L96A1 GL attachment and PKM attachment
Medic bags
C4
Claymores
Supply bags
3 Knives (one on foot)
Shock paddles
Pocket APC
L96A1
Grenades
L96A1 GL attachment and PKM attachment
Medic bags
C4
Claymores
Supply bags
3 Knives (one on foot)
Shock paddles
Pocket APC
Last edited by ThundergodTyLor (2006-05-01 11:01:13)
Pistol: Desert Eagle, extended clip, laser dot.
Steyr IWS 2000 Silenced, or MP5(reallike) with silencer, Double Extended Clip(saves reload times), x3 scope, flashlight, laser dot, and, to complete it: make it a MP5/10
for grenades, there is one, dont know the name, but it bruns trough iron. and a.... poisen gas grenade, one that will stay active for.... 1 round?
well, i already got my anti apc sniper, ill choice C4 with option of timer, remote and tripwire(yes, its possable but very risky:P). in other words: anti tank claymore.
for teamwork, i cant stand it while sniping at apc's that i run out of ammo.... but cause i want to scorefarm for a hopeless medal im going with shock paddles that will revive you when you die (i place them above me in my tent)
i just have something with mp5's, ever since the first bb-gun i had (was a weak fully-auto bb-gun), to the first shooter i played. (not cs, same engine)
Steyr IWS 2000 Silenced, or MP5(reallike) with silencer, Double Extended Clip(saves reload times), x3 scope, flashlight, laser dot, and, to complete it: make it a MP5/10
for grenades, there is one, dont know the name, but it bruns trough iron. and a.... poisen gas grenade, one that will stay active for.... 1 round?
well, i already got my anti apc sniper, ill choice C4 with option of timer, remote and tripwire(yes, its possable but very risky:P). in other words: anti tank claymore.
for teamwork, i cant stand it while sniping at apc's that i run out of ammo.... but cause i want to scorefarm for a hopeless medal im going with shock paddles that will revive you when you die (i place them above me in my tent)
i just have something with mp5's, ever since the first bb-gun i had (was a weak fully-auto bb-gun), to the first shooter i played. (not cs, same engine)
Knife: 30" Sabre
Pistol: Dual .50AE Mark XIX
Main Gun: Good ol' M16
Secondary Gun: Remote-controlled missile launcher
Grenades: Smoke and fragmentation
Other: C4 and Supply bags
Pistol: Dual .50AE Mark XIX
Main Gun: Good ol' M16
Secondary Gun: Remote-controlled missile launcher
Grenades: Smoke and fragmentation
Other: C4 and Supply bags
PKM
flash grenades
had grenades
knife
medic bag
that + me = pwnage
flash grenades
had grenades
knife
medic bag
that + me = pwnage
Knife (preferably K-Bar)
FN Five-seveN
HK53A3 - 4 clips/40 rounds
Frags
Medic pack
Sandwich (for luring)
FN Five-seveN
HK53A3 - 4 clips/40 rounds
Frags
Medic pack
Sandwich (for luring)
A bag full of millions.
A RPG-7
An napalm taco.
Exploding kittens (To throw at people)
A large, pointy stick.
Dessert Eagle (yes, dessert...Mmm PIE!!!)
A RPG-7
An napalm taco.
Exploding kittens (To throw at people)
A large, pointy stick.
Dessert Eagle (yes, dessert...Mmm PIE!!!)
Suriken
FN Five-seveN
SAR-21
White Phosphorus Grenade
Med Pack
FN Five-seveN
SAR-21
White Phosphorus Grenade
Med Pack
1. Sword
2. Colt 1911
3. Mini 14
4. Ammo Bags
5. Med Packs
6. Defibrilator
Edit: I'm not a fan of this new age crap. Mini 14 and Colt 1911 owns every gun ever, except maybe the old Kalashnikov (AK) rifle; that was the definition of pwnage.
2. Colt 1911
3. Mini 14
4. Ammo Bags
5. Med Packs
6. Defibrilator
Edit: I'm not a fan of this new age crap. Mini 14 and Colt 1911 owns every gun ever, except maybe the old Kalashnikov (AK) rifle; that was the definition of pwnage.
Last edited by InviSniper (2006-07-04 23:07:40)
great kit can i use it alsousmarine2005 wrote:
Pamela Anderson's tits
Angelina Jolie's pussy
Jessica Simpsons face
J Lo's Ass
Box of Condoms
*****This post is in no way insinuating that your opinion is absolute crap but simply a rebuttal to your statement.*****InviSniper wrote:
1. Sword
2. Colt 1911
3. Mini 14
4. Ammo Bags
5. Med Packs
6. Defibrilator
Edit: I'm not a fan of this new age crap. Mini 14 and Colt 1911 owns every gun ever, except maybe the old Kalashnikov (AK) rifle; that was the definition of pwnage.
Although the 14 and 1911 are very well designed guns, I still have to go with the modern age. The SIG 550 is sex. I mean HK53s and 416s? The Swiss have been known to make their guns last for a long time. FN Herstal and H&K's pistosl are considerably more reliable, accurate, and better crafted than the 1911. But that goes without saying, there are maybe 20 guns better than the 1911, but 1000 that arent
I like my guns.
Okay so what we going off here, guns in the game or real life?
Ill do both.
Gathered in bf2:
Knife
92FS
HK21 orRPK-74
M11-87 or AK-47 for backup
Mines or c4
frag grenades
(those of which from the stats, I wouldnt choose half of those guns in real life)
Wish list:
Flick knife
Browning HP or Walther P99 or Sig 226 or HK USP or Ruger KP85 or Taurus PT92 or 1911 or Five seven
HK51SD (essentially a mp5 with fixed silencer front with G3 style 7.62x51mm firing, highly custom) or a Sig 551 or IMI Galil or FN FAL or FN FNC or HK53/51/33/32 etc
Backup MP5K or Mossberg 500 or Remington 870 or Winchester 1300 or FAMAE S.A.F
M72 LAW
HE grenades
I could have gone for anything but I think thats it for now.
Basically any of those guns would make me happy as long as nobody else had them.
Ill do both.
Gathered in bf2:
Knife
92FS
HK21 orRPK-74
M11-87 or AK-47 for backup
Mines or c4
frag grenades
(those of which from the stats, I wouldnt choose half of those guns in real life)
Wish list:
Flick knife
Browning HP or Walther P99 or Sig 226 or HK USP or Ruger KP85 or Taurus PT92 or 1911 or Five seven
HK51SD (essentially a mp5 with fixed silencer front with G3 style 7.62x51mm firing, highly custom) or a Sig 551 or IMI Galil or FN FAL or FN FNC or HK53/51/33/32 etc
Backup MP5K or Mossberg 500 or Remington 870 or Winchester 1300 or FAMAE S.A.F
M72 LAW
HE grenades
I could have gone for anything but I think thats it for now.
Basically any of those guns would make me happy as long as nobody else had them.
Last edited by Daz (2006-07-05 01:40:54)
Medic -
You get a nurses uniform and red high heels, the leather trousers they come with get a bit sweaty on karkand . Hang on, you didnt mean kit fantasy in that way did you? Oh well, dont tell the mrs.
You get a nurses uniform and red high heels, the leather trousers they come with get a bit sweaty on karkand . Hang on, you didnt mean kit fantasy in that way did you? Oh well, dont tell the mrs.
Man youre so sex with your guns.Daz wrote:
Okay so what we going off here, guns in the game or real life?
Ill do both.
Gathered in bf2:
Knife
92FS
HK21 orRPK-74
M11-87 or AK-47 for backup
Mines or c4
frag grenades
(those of which from the stats, I wouldnt choose half of those guns in real life)
Wish list:
Flick knife
Browning HP or Walther P99 or Sig 226 or HK USP or Ruger KP85 or Taurus PT92 or 1911 or Five seven
HK51SD (essentially a mp5 with fixed silencer front with G3 style 7.62x51mm firing, highly custom) or a Sig 551 or IMI Galil or FN FAL or FN FNC or HK53/51/33/32 etc
Backup Mossberg 500 or Remington 870 or Winchester 1300 or FAMAE S.A.F
M72 LAW
HE grenades
I could have gone for anything but I think thats it for now.
Just pistols even.
M16A3 with M203 grenade launcher
Glock 17
Frag mentation Grenades, Smoke Grenades
C4
Ammo bag
Knife
Glock 17
Frag mentation Grenades, Smoke Grenades
C4
Ammo bag
Knife
The Rambo Kit:
Combat Knife
Bow(with explosive arrows)
Minigun(taken from heli)
Molotov cocktail(cos it took out a tank in Rambo 3)
Horse(for more Rambo 3 fun)
Combat Knife
Bow(with explosive arrows)
Minigun(taken from heli)
Molotov cocktail(cos it took out a tank in Rambo 3)
Horse(for more Rambo 3 fun)
m24
silenced desert eagle .50
monotov
torch
ninjastars
silenced desert eagle .50
monotov
torch
ninjastars
-katana
-desert eagle .50
-SPR rifle
-spas shotgun
-satchel charges
- last but not least
-desert eagle .50
-SPR rifle
-spas shotgun
-satchel charges
- last but not least
Last edited by kn0ckahh (2006-07-05 01:53:52)
me thinking of spud gunjkohlc wrote:
Suriken
FN Five-seveN
SAR-21
White Phosphorus Grenade
Med Pack
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