Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

Ok so i was playing ice hockey, senior two inhouse (meaning the people playing are fairly shit, including me - remember this is australia)
this is meant to be a friendly game at our local rink
The guy this is about is apparently a sponsor or something or an organiser.
i wrote all this down because im going to complain to the owner


Time 10:33PM, Wednesday May 28th, 2008

The events of Senior 2, Barons vs Tigers

In the third period, I was playing defense for the Barons, all was good and fair.
Near the center line, score box side, the puck was near my feet. I went for the puck and fumbled while Chris Hutchison of the Tigers came, also fumbled and pushed my in the lower stomach, I push back and as the pucked is knocked away I tell him to @#$% off and start skating in the opposite direction,
He replies with "What did you say,
I say "nothing".
He says "No, tell me what you sayed."
So I replied "Ok I said @#$% off."
He says "Your going to be banned if you ever come onto this ice again I will kill you"
I sayed "yeh whatever"

The ref blows the whistle and i get sent off for high sticking. I am confused at this point and the ref sayed "keep your stick down you you got him in the head". I did not intentionally raise my stick and I accepted the penalty.

After my 2 minute penalty is expired i go back on the ice and chase the stray puck and lose it to their goalie. I then go to my own bench to interchange with a teammate. At the next whistle Chris Hutchison came to our bench and started telling me I was banned and if i ever tell him to @#$% off again he will kill me.
I say "Get over it, it's a game"
and repeat "Get over it" twice.
He then says "ok your Banned for good"


At the end of the game as the players are shaking hands he refuses and repeats his previous statements about me being banned and I can get a refund of my joining fee. After this lots more shouting happens as i'm blocked by one if his players as I am leaving the ice and the ref intervenes.


Here is an extract of the rulebook

550 - ABUSE OF OFFICIAL AND UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT BY PLAYERS
a) If any player:
1. When penalized, does not go directly to the penalty bench or the dresing room.
2. While off the ice, uses obscene, profane or abusive language to any official or
any person.
3. While off the ice, interferes in any manner with any official.
his team shall be assessed a:
? Bench Minor penalty (2’)

There are no rules regarding swearing on the cyclones or inhouse website.
Therefore my "Banning" is illegitimate and I find the death threat outrageous
Its a part of the game get over it buddy.... hmm i wonder what would have hppened if i had of beat the shit out of him


edit - is there anything anyone would like to add or rearange to make it look like a proper complaint letter thing?

Last edited by Nappy (2008-05-28 06:44:24)

stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6950|Sheffield-England
Should have smacked him

Last edited by stkhoplite (2008-05-28 07:37:30)

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Should've told him to rack off instead.
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X
Should have said "wotchitdikhed"
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6950|Sheffield-England

The Sheriff wrote:

rack
You raff you roose
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6404|United States
https://www.stupidbeaver.com/wp-content/images/bestpistols/desert-eagle.JPG

tbh
Bulldogz
Blacking Out the Friction
+32|6470|Rexburg, Idaho
Thats about the best you're gonna get from "everything else."
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6944|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Banned? What the hell does he mean banned?! Goddammit there's shoving in kids hockey even and calling names and shit. But they ofcourse get 2 or 10min penalties of profanity, which is IMHO good so they'll learn to keep their mouths shut if they ever become pros. What a dick. He oughtta visit our practises. Ppl would laugh him home. Besides if someone is supposed to be banned it's him because of the death threat. Go file a police report of him because of an illegal threat. That'll show him who's banned and from what You got a 2min penalty and that's that. He can't ban you from shit even if he's a sponsor or fucking owns the water you're skating on. If he thinks he's a real badass and want's to kill you, next time drop the gloves and gogogo! Or, you can always do this
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

i will definately drop my gloves next time lol... and this guy is about 35ish or something?

smaller than me and looks like a little bitch.
i was thinking of doing the police thing too but if i get a restraining order or something on him he will do it back to me and then ill be fucked for getting a passport adnd stuff

if it was a normal state game or something you tell someone to fuck off and thats it, end of the match shake hands and maybe have a couple of beers between both teams, its soooo funny  how serious these people are they are making people leave the comp and and club
SealXo
Member
+309|7006
Ive been playing 6 years.

and i would have just started laughing.
and when he said hed kill me i would have ripped off his cage and beat him up
^has happened
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6435|London, England

I'm "watching" Ice hockey on tv right now, sounded like there was a fight because i could have sworn I heard "get the fuck off the wall"
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csmag
Member
+92|6917|Canada
Does this guy own the place? Does he run the league? What a dick, I take it this is non contact? Other wise go for some good clean revenge.

Hooray for full contact hockey over here! Nothing beats giving some asshole a taste of my shoulder after he bitches at me!
SealXo
Member
+309|7006

csmag wrote:

Does this guy own the place? Does he run the league? What a dick, I take it this is non contact? Other wise go for some good clean revenge.

Hooray for full contact hockey over here! Nothing beats giving some asshole a taste of my shoulder after he bitches at me!
i came from the side full speed as he was going full speed at our blue line, spinning shoulder, shoulder to face. (flattened) finish my spin  grab the puck, breakaway. My biggest hit ever. Kid didnt get up for a good 2 minutes. I /win at hits.

/goal.

Last edited by SealXo (2008-05-28 19:06:03)

Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

csmag wrote:

Does this guy own the place? Does he run the league? What a dick, I take it this is non contact? Other wise go for some good clean revenge.

Hooray for full contact hockey over here! Nothing beats giving some asshole a taste of my shoulder after he bitches at me!
my first season was midget A and that was last year. so ive come from full contact state team to a local inhouse non contact league

he is a sponser or an organiser (or both?)

im going to get some advice from some senior officials from nsw icehockey on the weekend
if he says or tries anything i will hit him cleanly into boards and if he retaliates i will beat the fuck out of him.
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7032|Southampton, UK

Get vid please
bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6456|Aus, Qld
Lol i would have dropped him.

If somone tells me to F**k off then i tell him to shove it up his arse, which is generally where i poke my stick, just to piss them off.

https://i.imgur.com/LGvbJjT.jpg
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6729|B.C. Canada
HAHAHAHA wow. As a Canadian I have been playing ice hockey since I was 6 (I am 20 now) and I have never heard of some one getting band from the ice or even kicked out of a game for saying fuck off. LOL that is some funny shit. That guy must be a fucking pussy!! AHAAHAHAH. And what do you mean by fumble?! Do you mean you lost the puck?
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

yeh i havent played in over 6 months and my stick tape is white and i was playing heaps shit and i couldnt see so i lost the puck... i felt like a noob...
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7180|England. Stoke
"sayed"!!??!?
Learn English tbh...
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

gtfo
csmag
Member
+92|6917|Canada

SealXo wrote:

csmag wrote:

Does this guy own the place? Does he run the league? What a dick, I take it this is non contact? Other wise go for some good clean revenge.

Hooray for full contact hockey over here! Nothing beats giving some asshole a taste of my shoulder after he bitches at me!
i came from the side full speed as he was going full speed at our blue line, spinning shoulder, shoulder to face. (flattened) finish my spin  grab the puck, breakaway. My biggest hit ever. Kid didnt get up for a good 2 minutes. I /win at hits.

/goal.
Nice man! Last year, I hit a guy and it broke the pane of glass right off the boards! it took them at least 20 minutes to fix it.That was probably my second best hockey moment. The first being playing the Russians.

Nappy, are you actually banned or is the league still letting you play?

Last edited by csmag (2008-05-29 11:52:52)

Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6944|6 6 4 oh, I forget

This thread reminded me of the undergoing Stackley Cup. Hooky is truly a great game!
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6690|Phoenix, AZ
Take off your skate and kill him with it.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

@csmag,

im not sure. i will find out on wednesday and let everyone know what happens. im going to tell my dad to come with a camera so there might be pics if any fights happen
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6944|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Nappy wrote:

@csmag,

im not sure. i will find out on wednesday and let everyone know what happens. im going to tell my dad to come with a camera so there might be pics if any fights happen
Vidiocam if you have one. I want to see the face fisting on video if there is one

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