Get off my kangaroo!
Rack off mate! I didn't even touch your kangaroo!!@!@
Sam is a mooj.The Sheriff wrote:
Rack off mate!Mek-Stizzle wrote:
He looks like such a mooj though
He isn't a mooj
#rekt
I shaved the beard 2 nights ago. It's back to its old small self.
Looks quite smart now.
Looks quite smart now.
We'll be the judge of that.White-Fusion wrote:
I shaved the beard 2 nights ago. It's back to its old small self.
Looks quite smart now.
#rekt
But on topic: just stay away for couple of days make her wonder where you are, thinking your doing something with "someone" else Then see how much she likes you when you talk about the missing 2 days without each otherMint Sauce wrote:
We'll be the judge of that.White-Fusion wrote:
I shaved the beard 2 nights ago. It's back to its old small self.
Looks quite smart now.
Fusion, fuck her senseless.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Mint Sauce wrote:
We'll be the judge of that.White-Fusion wrote:
I shaved the beard 2 nights ago. It's back to its old small self.
Looks quite smart now.
You're still gonna get searched at airports and shit, especially with that T-Shirt on young man
He's not a fucking moojMek-Stizzle wrote:
You're still gonna get searched at airports and shit, especially with that T-Shirt on young man
Stay out of this, and *snatches back kangaroo* I said get off!
RACK OFF MEK. I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH YOUR KANGAROO
"AK-47 - When you absolutely, positively got to kill every last motherfucker in the room"Mek-Stizzle wrote:
You're still gonna get searched at airports and shit, especially with that T-Shirt on young man
Nice pubicforrest on your face jk love ya
but i want to punch that cock sean damm i just saw that pic and i fucking hate the guy
Well smell good nobody likes a smelly fucker beside them, don't forget breath mints ,
massage her back girls are suckers for that shit trust me.
Get a small gift something small (not a condom but bring one)
Talk to her make her feel like she is the no 1 chick at the party. and LISTEN to her
and plz for the love of god don't get so drunk you cant f*ck
and if all goes to hell well i hear that the Chinese are nice:
amirite?!
but i want to punch that cock sean damm i just saw that pic and i fucking hate the guy
Well smell good nobody likes a smelly fucker beside them, don't forget breath mints ,
massage her back girls are suckers for that shit trust me.
Get a small gift something small (not a condom but bring one)
Talk to her make her feel like she is the no 1 chick at the party. and LISTEN to her
and plz for the love of god don't get so drunk you cant f*ck
and if all goes to hell well i hear that the Chinese are nice:
amirite?!
I'm nominating this as Advice of the month 05/08.Magpie wrote:
Get a small gift something small (not a condom but bring one)
I need around tree fiddy.
Just to let you know dude, pretty much all ATC girls are easy, and a bit nuts.She is in the RAF cadets (CPL)
Believe me, after 6 years (and quite a few conquests) in the Corps, I know.
To be fair, I didn't read all your OP or the majority of the thread, but if you want some advice on cadet chicks, drop me a PM.
Cheers man. Yeah got aftershave and mints all sorted haha.Magpie wrote:
Nice pubicforrest on your face jk love ya
but i want to punch that cock sean damm i just saw that pic and i fucking hate the guy
Well smell good nobody likes a smelly fucker beside them, don't forget breath mints ,
massage her back girls are suckers for that shit trust me.
Get a small gift something small (not a condom but bring one)
Talk to her make her feel like she is the no 1 chick at the party. and LISTEN to her
and plz for the love of god don't get so drunk you cant f*ck
and if all goes to hell well i hear that the Chinese are nice:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … ngwife.gif
amirite?!
I don't know what to get her. It's not her party or birthday or anything so I think a gift would seem a little strange.
Her mates knew about the sex we had planned so they got her sexay underwear... Condoms... Lube... A garter etc etc.
So she said she would bring them.
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anyway hope u get some and keep us posted gl mate may the force of the pune on your side
oh and lol @ the ads this one is great:
Your strange if you dont get her anything. Dude she is a girl surprise her with a small gift , it dosent matter that its not her bday or party just get her something geez louise girls eat shit like that up they frekkin love it. it shows that your not scrooge and that you can surprise her with shit (not litteraly shit but u get the point)White-Fusion wrote:
Cheers man. Yeah got aftershave and mints all sorted haha.Magpie wrote:
Nice pubicforrest on your face jk love ya
but i want to punch that cock sean damm i just saw that pic and i fucking hate the guy
Well smell good nobody likes a smelly fucker beside them, don't forget breath mints ,
massage her back girls are suckers for that shit trust me.
Get a small gift something small (not a condom but bring one)
Talk to her make her feel like she is the no 1 chick at the party. and LISTEN to her
and plz for the love of god don't get so drunk you cant f*ck
and if all goes to hell well i hear that the Chinese are nice:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … ngwife.gif
amirite?!
I don't know what to get her. It's not her party or birthday or anything so I think a gift would seem a little strange.
Her mates knew about the sex we had planned so they got her sexay underwear... Condoms... Lube... A garter etc etc.
So she said she would bring them.
anyway hope u get some and keep us posted gl mate may the force of the pune on your side
oh and lol @ the ads this one is great:
moar like when you absolutely, positively got to use a full clip for each motherfucker in the room amiriteWhite-Fusion wrote:
"AK-47 - When you absolutely, positively got to kill every last motherfucker in the room"Mek-Stizzle wrote:
You're still gonna get searched at airports and shit, especially with that T-Shirt on young man
lol axe
Well, charm the shit out of her and get her into that bathroom as fast as you can. Then, proceed to wreck her body for 2 hours straight. Make sure you get anal and she swallows.
Or then she could like me only because I buy her shit... Maybe when I'm older that's what you do. But at 17 she's not getting shit except my penis when it's not her birthday.Magpie wrote:
[Your strange if you dont get her anything. Dude she is a girl surprise her with a small gift , it dosent matter that its not her bday or party just get her something geez louise girls eat shit like that up they frekkin love it. it shows that your not scrooge and that you can surprise her with shit (not litteraly shit but u get the point)White-Fusion wrote:
Cheers man. Yeah got aftershave and mints all sorted haha.Magpie wrote:
Nice pubicforrest on your face jk love ya
but i want to punch that cock sean damm i just saw that pic and i fucking hate the guy
Well smell good nobody likes a smelly fucker beside them, don't forget breath mints ,
massage her back girls are suckers for that shit trust me.
Get a small gift something small (not a condom but bring one)
Talk to her make her feel like she is the no 1 chick at the party. and LISTEN to her
and plz for the love of god don't get so drunk you cant f*ck
and if all goes to hell well i hear that the Chinese are nice:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … ngwife.gif
amirite?!
I don't know what to get her. It's not her party or birthday or anything so I think a gift would seem a little strange.
Her mates knew about the sex we had planned so they got her sexay underwear... Condoms... Lube... A garter etc etc.
So she said she would bring them.
anyway hope u get some and keep us posted gl mate may the force of the pune on your side
oh and lol @ the ads this one is great:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … /yeast.gif
fuck.White-Fusion wrote:
Well unless your North of Inverness It would be down...Airwolf wrote:
I am a SGT, so just send her up hereWhite-Fusion wrote:
She is in the RAF cadets (CPL)
Joking aside, ALL cadets cheat. It's a given fact.... it's sad but true man.
And nope... All sexes for me.. None for you
lol
You're sexy, the other guy looks like a fag.
Just go to the party knowing that, you'll 'win'!
Just go to the party knowing that, you'll 'win'!
Last edited by james@alienware (2008-05-29 15:20:12)
<3 cheers man.james@alienware wrote:
You're sexy, the other guy looks like a fag.
Just go to the party knowing that, you'll 'win'!
I sent her a text saying what's up a few hours ago... She replied saying... "About to strip naked and have a shower you?"... I replied "Waiting in the shower for your fine ass to hurry up!" She replied "... Tomorrow "
So if I play my cards right it should be a good night. Sean can gtfo.