Really, fuck her in the ass. She'll love it. Then dump your load on her face, even if she doesn't want it. Subconsciously, she does.You're lucky you have the chance to manhandle a piece of ass like that.
Lmao I laughed alottoo_money2007 wrote:
Really, fuck her in the ass. She'll love it. Then dump your load on her face, even if she doesn't want it. Subconsciously, she does.You're lucky you have the chance to manhandle a piece of ass like that.
You watch too much porn...too_money2007 wrote:
Really, fuck her in the ass. She'll love it. Then dump your load on her face, even if she doesn't want it. Subconsciously, she does.You're lucky you have the chance to manhandle a piece of ass like that.
Is there such a thing?Ilocano wrote:
You watch too much porn...too_money2007 wrote:
Really, fuck her in the ass. She'll love it. Then dump your load on her face, even if she doesn't want it. Subconsciously, she does.You're lucky you have the chance to manhandle a piece of ass like that.
Have you told Sean to rack off yet?
Tell me that you prefer "withdrawals"..White-Fusion wrote:
Is there such a thing?Ilocano wrote:
You watch too much porn...too_money2007 wrote:
Really, fuck her in the ass. She'll love it. Then dump your load on her face, even if she doesn't want it. Subconsciously, she does.You're lucky you have the chance to manhandle a piece of ass like that.
Damn I laughed which means I'll remember it when I'm pissed and scream "Rack off mate! I didn't touch your kangaroo!"The Sheriff wrote:
Have you told Sean to rack off yet?
Get bumsecks
Also tell sean he looks like a fag
Also shave off your stupid goatee, the you ight get the girl
Also tell sean he looks like a fag
Also shave off your stupid goatee, the you ight get the girl
Also dont drunkenly sleep with her, unless it means something it will ruin it all.
You cant forvce yourselfto blow her mind, you either click or you dont
You cant forvce yourselfto blow her mind, you either click or you dont
Your drunkbennisboy wrote:
Also dont drunkenly sleep with her, unless it means something it will ruin it all.
You cant forvce yourselfto blow her mind, you either click or you dont
We do click, we get on great. I just want a way to make her realise.
Me? Drunk? Never!White-Fusion wrote:
Your drunkbennisboy wrote:
Also dont drunkenly sleep with her, unless it means something it will ruin it all.
You cant forvce yourselfto blow her mind, you either click or you dont
We do click, we get on great. I just want a way to make her realise.
Well if you do click then she'll realise it sooner or later.
Good luck though man
If you get some secks, be sure, when you're about to cum, whisper in her ear "Mmmmother...". And if you're well prepared get a moneyshot with your camera of her shocked face Then post it here plz.
Haha cheers manbennisboy wrote:
Me? Drunk? Never!White-Fusion wrote:
Your drunkbennisboy wrote:
Also dont drunkenly sleep with her, unless it means something it will ruin it all.
You cant forvce yourselfto blow her mind, you either click or you dont
We do click, we get on great. I just want a way to make her realise.
Well if you do click then she'll realise it sooner or later.
Good luck though man
And Ultrafunkula we all play "The game" up here
http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/micha … e_game.jpg
So just before she comes I will say I lost... victory shall be mine.
Someone think's they are a PUAcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
No. Don't be alpha. Being Alpha just makes you look like a dick. Try use a tactic called AMOGING.trackstarr wrote:
Be Alpha, if you show your of more value then he is then she'll fucking flock to you
Zimmer: It brings out the "caveman" inside of us. Alcohol just induces things, not make you do it.
Also, as my input for this thread.
Don't take it personally, but I am 90% sure shes stringing you along, balls is going to happen tommorow unless you stop talking about sexytime with her, essentially all that is doing is working her up inside and thus making her think about it, and women thinking about sex before it happens is very bad.
For your best shot of bangage tommorow, talk to her, but don't hint at anything, don't make yourself look desperate for it, go chat to other girls (important, fuck the guys they aren't important), make them laugh and make sure she sees dammit, when/if she comes over grabs your arm or anything like that just drag her to the bathroom.
If she tries to stop it then, beat her with the toilet seat
Good luck Brotha.
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Cheers for input, sounds like a good plan for the party. That is what I plan to do. There is a fair amount of people going so I can talk to other girls and make her see.Shem wrote:
Someone think's they are a PUAcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
No. Don't be alpha. Being Alpha just makes you look like a dick. Try use a tactic called AMOGING.trackstarr wrote:
Be Alpha, if you show your of more value then he is then she'll fucking flock to you
Zimmer: It brings out the "caveman" inside of us. Alcohol just induces things, not make you do it.
Also, as my input for this thread.
Don't take it personally, but I am 90% sure shes stringing you along, balls is going to happen tommorow unless you stop talking about sexytime with her, essentially all that is doing is working her up inside and thus making her think about it, and women thinking about sex before it happens is very bad.
For your best shot of bangage tommorow, talk to her, but don't hint at anything, don't make yourself look desperate for it, go chat to other girls (important, fuck the guys they aren't important), make them laugh and make sure she sees dammit, when/if she comes over grabs your arm or anything like that just drag her to the bathroom.
If she tries to stop it then, beat her with the toilet seat
Good luck Brotha.
Will be good fun. I'll try and get on here and let you guys know how it went
Shit man, I need to call this girl before she fucks off back home out of London for the summer. But I keep on putting it off....I need to get seriously drunk and high to get the courage to even call, but then I won't make sense when actually talking. Damn you guys, I should've just fucked her when I was invited over at the beginning of Uni but I didn't.
I didn't even touch your kangaroo!!Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Shit man, I need to call this girl before she fucks off back home out of London for the summer. But I keep on putting it off....I need to get seriously drunk and high to get the courage to even call, but then I won't make sense when actually talking. Damn you guys, I should've just fucked her when I was invited over at the beginning of Uni but I didn't.
Also, she doesn't like you anymore merkz
She invited you over so she obviously likes you.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Shit man, I need to call this girl before she fucks off back home out of London for the summer. But I keep on putting it off....I need to get seriously drunk and high to get the courage to even call, but then I won't make sense when actually talking. Damn you guys, I should've just fucked her when I was invited over at the beginning of Uni but I didn't.
Text her then you don't need to speak, just ask if she fancy's doing something soon.
ProbablyThe Sheriff wrote:
I didn't even touch your kangaroo!!Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Shit man, I need to call this girl before she fucks off back home out of London for the summer. But I keep on putting it off....I need to get seriously drunk and high to get the courage to even call, but then I won't make sense when actually talking. Damn you guys, I should've just fucked her when I was invited over at the beginning of Uni but I didn't.
Also, she doesn't like you anymore merkz
And leave my kangaroo alone, cos she doesn't like you
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Meh, wait until next uni year, if she lives elsewhere you probs wont even see her over summerMek-Stizzle wrote:
ProbablyThe Sheriff wrote:
I didn't even touch your kangaroo!!Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Shit man, I need to call this girl before she fucks off back home out of London for the summer. But I keep on putting it off....I need to get seriously drunk and high to get the courage to even call, but then I won't make sense when actually talking. Damn you guys, I should've just fucked her when I was invited over at the beginning of Uni but I didn't.
Also, she doesn't like you anymore merkz
And leave my kangaroo alone, cos she doesn't like you
White-Fusion, tell Sean from everyone here at BF2s.com that he looks like a fucking penis.
Last edited by Mint Sauce (2008-05-30 04:40:23)
#rekt
Be romantic and poetic, chicks love that, try something like:
"Roses are red, violets are blue...please suck it..."
or just short and simple in a Saddam Hussein's voice from South Park : "I Love you...lets fuck"
If everything else fails :
once everyone else is dead...fuck her
"Roses are red, violets are blue...please suck it..."
or just short and simple in a Saddam Hussein's voice from South Park : "I Love you...lets fuck"
If everything else fails :
once everyone else is dead...fuck her
fuck her, then move on.... and btw she must be pretty fucked if shes kissing that sean guy, he looks like a fucking twat.
ps beat him up for me
ps beat him up for me
Why not kill everyone then fuck the dead bodies?okashii wrote:
Be romantic and poetic, chicks love that, try something like:
"Roses are red, violets are blue...please suck it..."
or just short and simple in a Saddam Hussein's voice from South Park : "I Love you...lets fuck"
If everything else fails :
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3066/placeyx5.th.jpg
once everyone else is dead...fuck her
Shame to let em go to waste imo.
Dont take her to srsly sounds like she is a time waster have you're fun and move on, if she comes running then she is keen on you.
*When I saw that pic of the other fella I honestly thought it was a really broad girl, then I read it was a man and I was like lulz.
*When I saw that pic of the other fella I honestly thought it was a really broad girl, then I read it was a man and I was like lulz.