Re-aligning the bases.. Sex based collaberation

2008-06-05 14:43:34

#1

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7166|NJ

Back in the day they use to have
First base = Making out
Second base = Touching Boob I think
third base = touching more important junk
home = sex..

What I want to do is come up with a new base line cause there is so much more with the ladies these days

Blow job is actually more personal then sex in my opinion..

Regular sex is handed out like lollipops at the doctors office

anal sex is commitment and so on?

2008-06-05 14:44:32

#2

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7125

I think the current way is:
First = making out
Second = fondling
Third = oral sex
Home = intercourse

2008-06-05 14:45:53

#3

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7031|Southampton, UK

mtb0minime wrote:
I think the current way is:
First = making out
Second = fondling
Third = oral sex
Home = intercourse

That's how it is round here.

Anal = No thanks
Normal = Just be experimental for chirst sake
Oral = If I'm nice I give, If not... Get on your knees bitch.

Last edited by naightknifar (2008-06-05 14:47:04)

2008-06-05 14:47:45

#4

Microwave: _; +515|7125|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

First = making out
Second = fingers/hand
Third = oral
Home run = sex

From what I know.

2008-06-05 14:48:11

#5

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7027|Kent, UK

I play cricket.

I either hit her for 4 or knock her for six.

2008-06-05 14:50:06

#6

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

hmmmmmmmmmm

1st rubbing against each other with cloths on
2nd handjob
3rd inerc
home anal

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-06-05 14:54:47

#7

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7208|Massachusetts.

1st sex
2nd more sex
3rd more more sex
home run oral, anal, vaginal, facial.

That's how I see sex.

2008-06-05 14:58:03

#8

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6703|Netherlands

cablecopulate wrote:
1st sex
2nd more sex
3rd more more sex
home run oral, anal, vaginal, facial.

That's how I see sex.

you made me lol

2008-06-05 14:58:40

#9

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6930|UK

We don't really use that in England, its usually
"You shag her?"
"Yeah maaaate!!!"

2008-06-05 15:01:26

#10

Nessie09: I "fix" things; +107|7140|The Netherlands

james@alienware wrote:
First = making out
Second = fingers/hand
Third = oral
Home run = sex

From what I know.

Agreed

2008-06-05 17:53:21

#11

leetsauce: Member; +4|6286|New York, USA

1st base = making out
2nd base = squeezing ass
3rd base = touching boobs
4th base = sex

2008-06-05 18:09:50

#12

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6402|CA

Ok, this is the new order. Take note.

1st base = Pull up in the van with the missing panel and soiled curtains. Abduct target using chloroform and ample amounts of duct tape. Take to dungeon, or basement if no dungeon is currently available or is already at max capacity. Hire 2 midget clowns, rent a donkey and have a trusted friend document the event on camcorder. Stick a carrot up your ass (the donkey will remove it later). Put on the goat mask and lube yourself up with plenty of peanut butter. Reenact your favorite scene from Of Mice and Men, this time with erotic flair. Put the gravy on its skin. Profit.

To be honest I've never actually got to 2nd base, but by reading some of these posts you people are sick, sick bastards.

2008-06-05 18:14:51

#13

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|7020|CH/BR - in UK

1st Making out
2nd Making out and rubbing close
3rd Touching everywhere
4th Sex

Went through all bases within 20 minutes with my ex... the whole relationship was about the same pace xD

-konfusion

2008-06-05 18:18:04

#14

aimless: Member; +166|6595|Texas

1. french
2. feel
3. finger
4. fuck

alliteration

2008-06-05 20:39:49

#15

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|6451|Toronto

aimless wrote:
1. french
2. feel
3. finger
4. fuck

alliteration

French? I'm insulted. It's just your bloody tongue, no one does that in France.

What's the diff. between 2 and 3?

I like pie.

2008-06-05 20:45:05

#16

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6623|what

TSI wrote:
aimless wrote:
1. french
2. feel
3. finger
4. fuck

alliteration
French? I'm insulted. It's just your bloody tongue, no one does that in France.

Too many fat chicks?

2008-06-05 20:49:28

#17

aimless: Member; +166|6595|Texas

TSI wrote:
aimless wrote:
1. french
2. feel
3. finger
4. fuck

alliteration
French? I'm insulted. It's just your bloody tongue, no one does that in France.

What's the diff. between 2 and 3?

I didn't come up with it.

2008-06-05 20:56:27

#18

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6435|London, England

1. eye contact for more than 5 seconds
2. talking about something other than egg creams
3. brief contact with arm/shoulder
4. hand holding

Don't move too fast sonny boy

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2008-06-05 20:57:24

#19

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7008|Long Island, New York

For me, I see it as:

1st: Making out/Coppin' a feel yo
2nd: Fingering
3rd: Blowjob
Home: Sex
Dugout: Anal
Outfield: Gay.
Parking lot: Furfags. :S

2008-06-05 21:05:12

#20

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6782

Poseidon wrote:
For me, I see it as:

1st: Making out/Coppin' a feel yo
2nd: Fingering
3rd: Blowjob
Home: Sex
Dugout: Anal
Outfield: Gay.
Parking lot: Furfags. :S

I'm scared to ask.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-06-05 21:08:59

#21

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7008|Long Island, New York

ebug9 wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
For me, I see it as:

1st: Making out/Coppin' a feel yo
2nd: Fingering
3rd: Blowjob
Home: Sex
Dugout: Anal
Outfield: Gay.
Parking lot: Furfags. :S
I'm scared to ask.

You really, really don't want to know. Seriously.

One of the e-reasons I stepped foot in 4chan, saw the meaning and then never went back was because of that.

2008-06-05 21:21:19

#22

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6782

Poseidon wrote:
ebug9 wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
For me, I see it as:

1st: Making out/Coppin' a feel yo
2nd: Fingering
3rd: Blowjob
Home: Sex
Dugout: Anal
Outfield: Gay.
Parking lot: Furfags. :S
I'm scared to ask.
You really, really don't want to know. Seriously.

One of the e-reasons I stepped foot in 4chan, saw the meaning and then never went back was because of that.

I'm gonna take a guess at the furry costume orgy from the CSI episode.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-06-05 21:27:10

#23

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,058|7093|Little Bentcock

Making out = 1st
Fondling = 2nd
Handjob/Finger (or thumb ) = 3rd
Sex = Home
Anal/kinky way out shit = Homerun
Infield homerun = Blowjob
Deliberate walk = Kiss on the cheek.

2008-06-06 02:29:08

#24

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6690|Phoenix, AZ

james@alienware wrote:
First = making out
Second = fingers/hand
Third = oral
Home run = sex

From what I know.

thats what it is round here

2008-06-06 04:11:27

#25

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6743

1.Making out/French kiss
2.Fondling
3.Fingering
4.Handjob

14yo's hand handjobs out like candies.

I have absolutely no problem

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mtb0minime wrote:

cablecopulate wrote:

james@alienware wrote:

aimless wrote:

TSI wrote:

aimless wrote:

TSI wrote:

aimless wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

james@alienware wrote:

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