WAT!? Damn you gigolo...Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
14yo's hand handjobs out like candies.
I have absolutely no problem
ed. No wait, you didn't mean yourself now did you?
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-06-06 04:28:15)
ed. No wait, you didn't mean yourself now did you?
I second this postMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
1.Making out/French kiss
2.Fondling
3.Fingering
4.Handjob
14yo's hand handjobs out like candies.
I have absolutely no problem
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So you like giving handjobs eh?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
1.Making out/French kiss
2.Fondling
3.Fingering
4.Handjob
14yo's hand handjobs out like candies.
I have absolutely no problem
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
QFTGravyDan wrote:
Ok, this is the new order. Take note.
1st base = Pull up in the van with the missing panel and soiled curtains. Abduct target using chloroform and ample amounts of duct tape. Take to dungeon, or basement if no dungeon is currently available or is already at max capacity. Hire 2 midget clowns, rent a donkey and have a trusted friend document the event on camcorder. Stick a carrot up your ass (the donkey will remove it later). Put on the goat mask and lube yourself up with plenty of peanut butter. Reenact your favorite scene from Of Mice and Men, this time with erotic flair. Put the gravy on its skin. Profit.
To be honest I've never actually got to 2nd base, but by reading some of these posts you people are sick, sick bastards.
No i didnt lol.Ultrafunkula wrote:
WAT!? Damn you gigolo...Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
14yo's hand handjobs out like candies.
I have absolutely no problem
ed. No wait, you didn't mean yourself now did you?
Feel bad for you funkula
FUCKING LOLmax wrote:
I second this postMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
1.Making out/French kiss
2.Fondling
3.Fingering
4.Handjob
14yo's hand handjobs out like candies.
I have absolutely no problem
Last edited by Metal-Eater-GR (2008-06-06 07:21:48)
Ok we're getting somewhere this is a great post I've been laughing.
French Feel Finger Fuck is what I'd go by.
I don't see how you could have third base as feeling boobs and then fourth as sex because that's a big jump tbh.
I don't see how you could have third base as feeling boobs and then fourth as sex because that's a big jump tbh.
They be virgins. Legs dont magically pop open if you touch a boob.Funky_Finny wrote:
French Feel Finger Fuck is what I'd go by.
I don't see how you could have third base as feeling boobs and then fourth as sex because that's a big jump tbh.
Itd be awesome if they did though.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7163
Why are a lot of you leaving out oral?
Batters plate: Kiss
1st base: Make out
Running to 2nd: Touch boob/ass
2nd base: Finger/Handjob
3rd base: Fellatio/Cunnilingus
Home base: Sex
Playing the field: Anal sex
Batters plate: Kiss
1st base: Make out
Running to 2nd: Touch boob/ass
2nd base: Finger/Handjob
3rd base: Fellatio/Cunnilingus
Home base: Sex
Playing the field: Anal sex
Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-06-06 11:20:19)
wow you guys are weird.
Here we only have one and thats Ear sex
Here we only have one and thats Ear sex