SEREMAKER wrote:
" The last Jew in Afghanistan " walk into a bar
oh wait never mind
The bartender says "what can I get you?"
The Last Jew says "a ticket to Israel"
The bartender hits him over the head and says "how do you like them apples you Jew!!!"
The Jew says "with a martini, I call it an Appletini"
The bartender hits him over the head and says "we dont serve alcohol you Jew"
The Jew says "You dont serve alcohol with apples?"
The bartender hits him over the head and says "no we dont serve alcohol at all you Jew"
The Jew says "to Jews?"
The bartender says "to anyone"
The Jew says "that too bad, I like appletinis"
The bartender hits him over the head and says "thats a gay drink, we dont like gays"
someone continue.... And Ill read the article later....
