Women are just snakes with tits thats all.
I <3 my snake1927 wrote:
Women are just snakes with tits thats all.
Oh hai thar, got a little rant that i might not be alone to experience.
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Why do those god dammed girls have to stop anything good with you just because her fat ugly friend called "Shotgun" on you before...knowing oh so well that you wont ever toutch her, not even to remove the god dammed harpoon you stuck into her fat belly...
Arg, womens...They can make your life so good, yet 3 second later trash it all
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Why do those god dammed girls have to stop anything good with you just because her fat ugly friend called "Shotgun" on you before...knowing oh so well that you wont ever toutch her, not even to remove the god dammed harpoon you stuck into her fat belly...
Arg, womens...They can make your life so good, yet 3 second later trash it all
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you just need to learn how to talk around women............
yeah, spit that gameusmarine2 wrote:
you just need to learn how to talk around women............
btw, the guy in the video is exactly how i picture you
I'd take that as an insult. Now if we were talking Ty Webb, that's another story.argo4 wrote:
yeah, spit that gameusmarine2 wrote:
you just need to learn how to talk around women............
btw, the guy in the video is exactly how i picture you
not the other way around?Freezer7Pro wrote:
That's why I stay away from them evil creatures.
Sorry for the revive and all, but i found this by accident.
Anyway, what with all you guys saying we have it better off with the toilets, we don't. Like when i went to Silverstone with 2 friends, the urinal was so crowded that he was too scared to go in between 2 fat guys instead he went in a little wooded area.
And, once when i was in the gents some little girl had gone in the mens instead of the womens, and i was just getting up to the urinal and the girl (5 or 6) stands next to me, cranes her neck and fucking looks then, by the time i'd noticed she'd only gone to her mum, "Mummy whats that boy got on him?"
Needless to say i just walked out.
Anyway, what with all you guys saying we have it better off with the toilets, we don't. Like when i went to Silverstone with 2 friends, the urinal was so crowded that he was too scared to go in between 2 fat guys instead he went in a little wooded area.
And, once when i was in the gents some little girl had gone in the mens instead of the womens, and i was just getting up to the urinal and the girl (5 or 6) stands next to me, cranes her neck and fucking looks then, by the time i'd noticed she'd only gone to her mum, "Mummy whats that boy got on him?"
Needless to say i just walked out.
Mens are better off with toilets then women.SEREVENT wrote:
Sorry for the revive and all, but i found this by accident.
Anyway, what with all you guys saying we have it better off with the toilets, we don't. Like when i went to Silverstone with 2 friends, the urinal was so crowded that he was too scared to go in between 2 fat guys instead he went in a little wooded area.
And, once when i was in the gents some little girl had gone in the mens instead of the womens, and i was just getting up to the urinal and the girl (5 or 6) stands next to me, cranes her neck and fucking looks then, by the time i'd noticed she'd only gone to her mum, "Mummy whats that boy got on him?"
Needless to say i just walked out.
Think you were a woman. There's pee on the toilet seet, or no more paper. What would you do?
If that happened to men, we are able to pee anyway.
Am I the only one that finds the term 'pee' incredibly girly? Men piss, girls pee.
i find you girly
Girls can squat the same as when Men need to take a shit.
It's not women's fault in general. It's people's fault. Men are the same as women, most of them are fucking stupid.
So, say if you were bisexual. You'd probably date just as many stupid guys as you would stupid women. Course, most of us are not bisexual, so we don't get to know a guy in an intimate relationship, but if you did, the ignorant jackass ratio, i bet, is the same ratio for both sexes.
Look at it this way. Compare the ratio of girlfriends you had that were annoyingly stupid. Now compare that number to most of the guy friends you have who are stupid. Good guys maybe, but just fucking goofball retards.
Now, think about what it may be like to date them (this may require you to break through your petty homophobic shell for a moment) and you can see the women's argument as to thier belief that all men are savage pigs.
Both sexes have solid, sound, sane members, but the majority of both ranks are infested with the intellectually devoid.
So, say if you were bisexual. You'd probably date just as many stupid guys as you would stupid women. Course, most of us are not bisexual, so we don't get to know a guy in an intimate relationship, but if you did, the ignorant jackass ratio, i bet, is the same ratio for both sexes.
Look at it this way. Compare the ratio of girlfriends you had that were annoyingly stupid. Now compare that number to most of the guy friends you have who are stupid. Good guys maybe, but just fucking goofball retards.
Now, think about what it may be like to date them (this may require you to break through your petty homophobic shell for a moment) and you can see the women's argument as to thier belief that all men are savage pigs.
Both sexes have solid, sound, sane members, but the majority of both ranks are infested with the intellectually devoid.
to quote a good friend...
"Every woman is crazy...some more so than others,
and Every man is an asshole...some more so than others."
I think this is SO true.
"Every woman is crazy...some more so than others,
and Every man is an asshole...some more so than others."
I think this is SO true.
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basicallytuckergustav wrote:
to quote a good friend...
"Every woman is crazy...some more so than others,
and Every man is an asshole...some more so than others."
I think this is SO true.