bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6593

I want one

Sure, this light saber umbrella may look cool, but can it chop a whole watermelon in half with one stroke? Probably not. For that, you'll need the Unbreakable Umbrella, a tough self-defense (or killer offense) tool that's also, well, and umbrella.

When we first heard of it we thought, great, an umbrella that's impervious to wind. In fact, that's not really the idea of the Unbreakable Umbrella. We have no idea whether it will stand up to a strong storm. But we do know that you can bludgeon someone with it as if it were a baseball bat, and the umbrella will remain unscathed. According to its creators, that's important because unlike a baseball bat, you can carry an umbrella anywhere without looking suspicious or "strange." And this umbrella does look surprisingly normal: it weighs just under two pounds but is supposedly as an effective weapon as a steel pipe. It costs $180, and we suggest that you get one now, while it's still legal.
Here's what it can do:



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Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6429|San Antonio, Texas
Hmm, 180 bucks? Too much for an umbrella that can't even do half the things the Penguin's can do.

By MarkV at 12:24 PM ON 06/23/08

Sweet! I want one so I can walk around and be like "'Ello ole chap! Quite the weather we are having, yes" then bludgeon anyone who dares to mock me.

^^ But that would be a good laugh nonetheless.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6926
wonder if it can shoot bullets too
Volatile
Member
+252|6986|Sextupling in Empire

My gun doubles as a weapon too, and it can also be carried anywhere without looking suspicious or strange.

Unless I'm streaking naked through town. Carrying a gun would probably then look suspicious. The umbrella would come in handy in that situation.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6567|eng
I bet I could fucking break that shit.
#rekt
menzo
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+616|6727|Amsterdam‫
this is the Umbrella who promises to be windproof up to wind force 10.

the SENZ
https://www.yesdelft.nl/Portals/7/images/SENZ%20Original%20-%20Passion%20Red.jpg

I've met the guy who invented it
https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/menzo2003/fredbf2.png
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6214|United States

menzo2003 wrote:

this is the Umbrella who promises to be windproof up to wind force 10.

the SENZ
http://www.yesdelft.nl/Portals/7/images … %20Red.jpg

I've met the guy who invented it
duuuuude..no way!!! you're so cool!!!   
menzo
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+616|6727|Amsterdam‫

argo4 wrote:

menzo2003 wrote:

this is the Umbrella who promises to be windproof up to wind force 10.

the SENZ
http://www.yesdelft.nl/Portals/7/images … %20Red.jpg

I've met the guy who invented it
duuuuude..no way!!! you're so cool!!!   
haha I now it was cool I also  sat in the NUNA 3 
the solar car
https://www.vhlweb.nl/site/pics/Vakken_hoofdlijn_science_Fotomap1/nuna2006_2.jpg
https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/menzo2003/fredbf2.png
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6761|Sheffield-England
I'm getting one for when the zombies come

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