What's the sickest you've ever been?

2008-06-26 14:30:39

#76

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6739|Belfast

i was born 3 months prematurely

which resulted in a lung which had not been "pumped" up

i was apparentlywithin a few hours of death

however my two sisters did not make it

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2008-06-26 14:39:09

#77

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6952|Southampton, UK

SEREMAKER wrote:
I caught pneumonia the last 3-4 weeks I was in boot camp ....... that sucked with going through the crucible with that shit, I was given a choice of trying to finish it or go to med and restart the crucible with different battalion

I got that far and I wasn't going to give up

Good on you man.

2008-06-26 15:49:19

#78

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7011|Mhz

1927 wrote:
What's the sickest you've ever been?
Chicken Pox - The bastards were everywhere on me for 3/4 weeks and I'm scarred from them, I didnt pick any they just kept bursting

This I can synpathise with, luckily the few scars I have are in relatively un-noticeable places, only one I can see myself is on my upper right arm, I have a couple on my lower back from ripping spots open figgiting while I slept. I tore off LOADS while I was sleeping, I'm a restless sleeper at the best of times and this really wasn't the best of times lol but, they never scarred luckily I seem to have good skin or something, I've had lots of wounds Dr's have said would scar and never left a mark. Had surgery on my lower abdomen when I was about 6, had a 5 inch scar on the left side for a while, theres not a mark there now, bizarre genetics I suppose but I'm greatful for them, my dad is the same, he had his lower legs really badly burnt and they healed up to look just like they did before, hair even grew back like it was. On the down side I also got hairy legs like my dad

2008-06-26 17:20:43

#79

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7156|Cambridge (UK)

kylef wrote:
The worst pain is a different question - I got excruciating kidney pain that lasted for around 30 minutes. I could not get up, I could not move, and if I did (even accidentally) it hurt like hell. Thankfully, I have only ever had that twice.

Is that in reference to my post?

If so, I thought I'd spare everyone the details of the associated vomiting and/or diarrhoea...

Oh, and "I nearly died"? - I've 'nearly died' several times. (not in reference to you kyle)

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2008-06-27 02:49:53

#80

The_Guardsman: Tally Ho!!; +81|7135|I'm not sure.... Buts its dark

When l had a leaving do in my old job. I started drinking at about 4 in the afternoon and was in bed by 10:30. The bastards bought me a glass of the top shelf, it looked like milk, it smelt awful and it burnt the back of my throat when l drank it. Needless to say l was rather fucked.
I bounced my way home in my chinos and Hawaiian shirt and went to my pit. I spent most of the night throwing up and when l did eventually wake up l was shaking worse than a scared Ozzy Osbourne and had a hang over for 2 days! That was not good for morale.

2008-06-27 02:53:00

#81

Liberal-Sl@yer: Certified BF2S Asshole; +131|6846|The edge of sanity

When I was two I turned blue in the back of our family car and rushed to the hospital. Had a close brush with death by asthma apparently.

2008-06-27 03:26:34

#82

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6801|'Murka

Self-induced: Tequila hangover...for three days. Pretty sure I had a dose of alcohol poisoning. Can't even stand the smell of tequila to this day...20 years later.

Nature-induced: Had a virus or something when I was in 8th or 9th grade. Projectile-like behavior out of both ends...simultaneously. Real mess. Fever, etc. Don't remember ever being that sick before or since.

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2008-06-27 05:05:55

#83

twiistaaa: Member; +87|7059|mexico

my 21st bday hangover was terrible, that lasted a solid 3 days plus another 2 or 3 feeling tired and unmotivated. the party started at 7:30. i remember up until 8:00. i was drinking what could be described as quad-shots of wild turkey with abit of coke (there was no reason for the coke because you couldn't taste it, even though i only remember the taste of the first one lol).

2008-06-27 05:25:38

#84

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6861

Don't know if you'd call it a 'sickness' as such... but mumps was a fun 3 weeks. Agonizing pain, turned me into a bed-ridden dopefiend for 16 hours a day. Such a rare illness nowadays as well- such a shame! 'Tis a treat

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2008-06-27 10:24:01

#85

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|6918|London (At Heart)

Uzique wrote:
Don't know if you'd call it a 'sickness' as such... but mumps was a fun 3 weeks. Agonizing pain, turned me into a bed-ridden dopefiend for 16 hours a day. Such a rare illness nowadays as well- such a shame! 'Tis a treat

I had mumps as a toddler, so I didn't get the great benefits of it

2008-06-27 10:31:58

#86

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6523|Scotland!

when I was 15 I was hanging with some guys who got a free bag of weed from some dealers, and a pre-rolled really fat cone, and since I was short and really young looking they thought it'd be funny to take a picture of me with the joint, I was smoking it pretty enthusiastically while they struggled to get the camera working, and by the time they did I was halfway through it

Turns out the weed was mixed with speed and some coke and god knows what else, I spent the next 12 hours in an alleyway convulsing, shaking and vomiting.

2008-06-27 10:33:05

#87

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6913|...

I got pretty badly sliced up with a box knife and had an ensuing infection.

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Turns out the weed was mixed with speed and some coke and god knows what else, I spent the next 12 hours in an alleyway convulsing, shaking and vomiting.

Value add.

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2008-07-04 10:15:37

#88

Dookie0119: Member; +43|6169

A stomach bug and i threw up 6 times in a row.

2008-07-04 10:25:29

#89

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6588|Winland

38-42C for a week and a half. Combined with some infection in my throte. Couldn't speak, could barely move. Took well over an hour to go to the bathroom.

No fun.

I'm Jamesey wrote:
when I was 15 I was hanging with some guys who got a free bag of weed from some dealers, and a pre-rolled really fat cone, and since I was short and really young looking they thought it'd be funny to take a picture of me with the joint, I was smoking it pretty enthusiastically while they struggled to get the camera working, and by the time they did I was halfway through it

Turns out the weed was mixed with speed and some coke and god knows what else, I spent the next 12 hours in an alleyway convulsing, shaking and vomiting.

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2011-02-04 07:50:03

#90

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5359|Dundee, Scotland.

I just did a search for all the posts on here by my brother, cracked a smile when I saw he posted here. I think he has you all beat now...

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-02-04 08:01:28

#91

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6179|Catherine Black

Gotta get his password of him. Can't have his avatar as that forever more

2011-02-04 08:02:57

#92

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5569|Sydney

Camm wrote:
I just did a search for all the posts on here by my brother, cracked a smile when I saw he posted here. I think he has you all beat now...

That sounds pretty bad man, hope it's not the worst but if it is my condolences.

2011-02-04 08:03:03

#93

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5359|Dundee, Scotland.

Finray wrote:
Gotta get his password of him. Can't have his avatar as that forever more

Can, fucking captures John perfectly.

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-02-04 08:33:17

#94

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5779|Fuck this.

FEOS wrote:
Self-induced: Tequila hangover...for three days. Pretty sure I had a dose of alcohol poisoning. Can't even stand the smell of tequila to this day...20 years later.

Nature-induced: Had a virus or something when I was in 8th or 9th grade. Projectile-like behavior out of both ends...simultaneously. Real mess. Fever, etc. Don't remember ever being that sick before or since.

Had the same bug when I was 7-8 yrs

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2011-02-04 08:39:46

#95

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6743|Troy, New York

Had whooping cough right over summer break one year. Coughed for so long and so hard that I would throw up, and this would happen many times a day. Couldn't even read or anything or I would throw up more Let alone play BF2 (unfortunately, or I would be a general, lol. The sickness lasts for 100 days lol. I also had pneumonia one year

2011-02-04 08:52:36

#96

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6390|...

I caught a pretty bad case of salmonella, found out later (didn't go to a doctor), I was sick for 2 weeks with VERY intense pain in my stomach about every hour or so, it was so bad I woke up in the middle of the night sometimes because of it. Blood and mucus coming out when visiting the toilet and everything, fucking hurt that. on a pain scale it's a solid 11/10. On top of it was a fever although I don't know if that was because of the salmonella or that I caught a flu aswell..

I also caught some flu in africa that had me coughing up black slime, kinda destroyed my throat aswell as blood was coming out along with it later on (+ high fever), it only lasted for 3 days though so wasn't as painful as the salmonella infection.

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2011-02-04 09:19:19

#97

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5359|Dundee, Scotland.

h4hagen wrote:
Had whooping cough right over summer break one year. Coughed for so long and so hard that I would throw up, and this would happen many times a day. Couldn't even read or anything or I would throw up more Let alone play BF2 (unfortunately, or I would be a general, lol. The sickness lasts for 100 days lol. I also had pneumonia one year

We know

h4hagen wrote:
Got whooping cough last summer, really sucked. 100 days of coughing, throwing up. See, the problem was that I would throw up through my nose and crap, so I couldn't breath. Worst part being, totally missed summer break, and to top it off, no Internet access in my room.

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-02-04 09:39:52

#98

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6743|Troy, New York

Camm wrote:
h4hagen wrote:
Had whooping cough right over summer break one year. Coughed for so long and so hard that I would throw up, and this would happen many times a day. Couldn't even read or anything or I would throw up more Let alone play BF2 (unfortunately, or I would be a general, lol. The sickness lasts for 100 days lol. I also had pneumonia one year
We know

h4hagen wrote:
Got whooping cough last summer, really sucked. 100 days of coughing, throwing up. See, the problem was that I would throw up through my nose and crap, so I couldn't breath. Worst part being, totally missed summer break, and to top it off, no Internet access in my room.

wait did I already post in this thread? jesus lol. I need to start reading through threads instead of just posting haha
EDIT:
Ok if it was 2 years ago Im letting myself off the hook haha

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2011-02-04 10:32:07

#99

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7040

Once I was out shreddin' the gnar, totally stoked because we'd had like 2 foot of fresh pow that night, and I was carving down this slope when I came up to this bit where the slope flattened out and due to my speed worked into this sweet natural kicker, so I just sent it off there at like 50 mph, crossed up my skis and held a sweet grab before landing into soft, pillowy snow super far down the hill.

That was pretty sick.

2011-02-04 10:33:28

#100

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6179|Catherine Black

sounds gnarly m8

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1927 wrote:

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Camm wrote:

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