blademaster
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Will Hollywood relocate from the hills of Los Angeles to the banks of the Ganges? Could Indian stars soon get the same treatment as Angie, Brad and the rest of our A-listers?

Quite possibly. With a potential $2 billion deal between Indian billionaire Anil Ambani's Reliance Entertainment, other Indian investors and Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks SKG, Bollywood and Hollywood are now linked by more than their names. In recent weeks, some of Hollywood's biggest celebrities have made deals to work in Bollywood. Reliance Entertainment signed agreements with stars like George Clooney, Jim Carrey and Brad Pitt. Later this year, Johnny Depp is expected to star in Mira Nair's "Shantaram." Sylvestor Stallone agreed to appear in ''Kambakkht Ishq," and Will Smith reportedly said he wants to star in a Bollywood film.

Hollywood released about 630 films last year, with an average budget of $106.6 million. Bollywood creates about 800 movies a year on budgets that are a fraction of those from LaLaLand. In addition, Bollywood films, which average 140 minutes versus Hollywood's 100 minutes, are shot in 40 days — about the same time it takes for a higher-budget Hollywood film. Bollywood's $2.2 billion in revenues in 2007 is a tenth of Hollywood's.

A few of Bollywood's most famous actors have had success in both India and America, including the stunningly beautiful Aishwarya Rai, whose first international release was "Bride and Prejudice." Salman Khan acted with "Heroes" actress Ali Larter in 2007's "Marigold" and Vishal Bharadwaj is said to be in talks with about a Hollywood film with actress Uma Thurman.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Mov … amp;page=3

so are you for or against Hollywood and Boolywood merging into one Giant movie empire?
usmarine2
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Please god take hollyweird away from here.
blademaster
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usmarine2 wrote:

Please god take hollyweird away from here.
if they take it away what movies will we watch Indian type of movies?
usmarine2
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+233|6213|Dublin, Ohio

blademaster wrote:

usmarine2 wrote:

Please god take hollyweird away from here.
if they take it away what movies will we watch Indian type of movies?
no, it will still be run by rich white dudes.
Cheez
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Meeting agenda: 3rd world getting too expensive, look for 4th world.
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chittydog
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usmarine2 wrote:

blademaster wrote:

usmarine2 wrote:

Please god take hollyweird away from here.
if they take it away what movies will we watch Indian type of movies?
no, it will still be run by rich white dudes.
Maybe not. Bollywood makes an assload of money. Indians are psycho about movies and go to the theater a lot. Even if they're poor, there are a billion of them.

Have any of you ever watched an Indian movie? The reason they make so many, so cheap and so fast is that they're all exactly the same shitty movie. Guy meets girl, everyone dances & sings, guy loses girl (usually by being rude to her), everyone dances & sings, guy decided he wants girl back, everyone dances & sings, guy fights other guys, everyone dances & sings, guy gets girl, everyone dances & sings. The only thing I've left out is probably three more dance sequences.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
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Rofl, Bollywood...I still remember when Richard Gere kissed some Indian actress and a whole bunch of Indians called for his head including I think the government.

Yeah, sorry...no thanks.
IRONCHEF
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chittydog wrote:

Have any of you ever watched an Indian movie? The reason they make so many, so cheap and so fast is that they're all exactly the same shitty movie. Guy meets girl, everyone dances & sings, guy loses girl (usually by being rude to her), everyone dances & sings, guy decided he wants girl back, everyone dances & sings, guy fights other guys, everyone dances & sings, guy gets girl, everyone dances & sings. The only thing I've left out is probably three more dance sequences.
Haha, yep.  Exactly it.  Their dancing and singing and machoismo is some crazy chit worthy of warfare.  Seriously, these people have nukes!  And they control all our tech support.  You guys are worried about stupid Iran???  India is where the fear should come from..oh yes, be very afraid!

Oh, and here's there one hot actress without a mustache that is in all their movies...
https://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z270/erikkocanierro/female%20celebs/aishwarya/Aishwarya-Rai-Pic-020.jpg
blademaster
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chittydog wrote:

Guy meets girl, everyone dances & sings, guy loses girl (usually by being rude to her), everyone dances & sings, guy decided he wants girl back, everyone dances & sings, guy fights other guys, everyone dances & sings, guy gets girl, everyone dances & sings.
lolz funny ars explanation
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7067

IRONCHEF wrote:

chittydog wrote:

Have any of you ever watched an Indian movie? The reason they make so many, so cheap and so fast is that they're all exactly the same shitty movie. Guy meets girl, everyone dances & sings, guy loses girl (usually by being rude to her), everyone dances & sings, guy decided he wants girl back, everyone dances & sings, guy fights other guys, everyone dances & sings, guy gets girl, everyone dances & sings. The only thing I've left out is probably three more dance sequences.
Haha, yep.  Exactly it.  Their dancing and singing and machoismo is some crazy chit worthy of warfare.  Seriously, these people have nukes!  And they control all our tech support.  You guys are worried about stupid Iran???  India is where the fear should come from..oh yes, be very afraid!

Oh, and here's there one hot actress without a mustache that is in all their movies...
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z270 … ic-020.jpg
also I doubt every Indian chick looks like her but eh she is fine
Reciprocity
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Quickly, someone throw acid on her face.
AussieReaper
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Reciprocity wrote:

Quickly, someone throw acid on her face.
um.... No.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Reciprocity
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scar tissue makes the Indian woman.
Smithereener
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lol Bollywood movies. They're hardly movies, more like... musicals. The lip synching is actually pretty well done (from the ones I've watched, I've a lot of Indian friends lol), plus they're all dancing like mad. I actually pointed out something in a few of Indian movies I've watched that my Indian friend confirmed for me - that is, the actors will sometimes make the most blatantly sexual references, provacative dancing and stuff, but skip all the "sex." You know it's there, but it's never on screen - complete opposite of Hollywood movies in that sense.

But yeah, Bollywood is bound to be fricken successful - a fuckload of Indians means big money. I know for certain that all my Indian friends (with an exception of a rare few) go with their families and stuff to the theatre to watch movies.

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