To Majorca, for a week
I know you'll miss me so I thought I'd let you know
Bye xxx
I hate flying though Does anyone else?
I know you'll miss me so I thought I'd let you know
Bye xxx
I hate flying though Does anyone else?
Flying scares the shit out of me. Are you religious? (that question will make sense in a second).
Nodjphetal wrote:
Flying scares the shit out of me. Are you religious? (that question will make sense in a second).
Oh I love flying, as a kid not so much anymore, Its not bad.
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Do you like music? (also related)
Yesdjphetal wrote:
Do you like music? (also related)
bye sam.
remember, your seat cushion is also a flotation device. its also BRIGHT fucking orange......think about that
remember, your seat cushion is also a flotation device. its also BRIGHT fucking orange......think about that
lucky bitch. have fun man
Do you know about String Theory? (related as well)SamTheMan:D wrote:
Yesdjphetal wrote:
Do you like music? (also related)
not really no
I want to see where this is going
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Basically, he's saying your plane is going to crash and you're gonna end up marooned on an Island.
Do you often have nocturnal emissions, Sam?
where this is going is here:Mutantsteak wrote:
I want to see where this is going
When I fly, because I'm not religious, and because I am a pussy, I need to find some reason why I will not fall and die. God doesn't work because like I said, I'm not religious, but I love music. It's the closest thing I have to religion. String theory is a unified field theory (theory of EVERYTHING) that asserts that the universe is made of strings that vibrate at different frequencies. That's music, in essence. So, if EVERYTHING is music, and I love music, I should be safe while flying, right?
... right?
That's at least how little deluded me thinks when flying. I fly once or twice a year, and every time for the last 3 years, that's what I've thought. It eases my mind... at least a little.
So maybe, try that Sam!
see a doctordjphetal wrote:
where this is going is here:Mutantsteak wrote:
I want to see where this is going
When I fly, because I'm not religious, and because I am a pussy, I need to find some reason why I will not fall and die. God doesn't work because like I said, I'm not religious, but I love music. It's the closest thing I have to religion. String theory is a unified field theory (theory of EVERYTHING) that asserts that the universe is made of strings that vibrate at different frequencies. That's music, in essence. So, if EVERYTHING is music, and I love music, I should be safe while flying, right?
... right?
That's at least how little deluded me thinks when flying. I fly once or twice a year, and every time for the last 3 years, that's what I've thought. It eases my mind... at least a little.
So maybe, try that Sam!
i see
sledgehammer to the head it is then
sledgehammer to the head it is then
what he saidEye-GiZzLe wrote:
see a doctordjphetal wrote:
where this is going is here:Mutantsteak wrote:
I want to see where this is going
When I fly, because I'm not religious, and because I am a pussy, I need to find some reason why I will not fall and die. God doesn't work because like I said, I'm not religious, but I love music. It's the closest thing I have to religion. String theory is a unified field theory (theory of EVERYTHING) that asserts that the universe is made of strings that vibrate at different frequencies. That's music, in essence. So, if EVERYTHING is music, and I love music, I should be safe while flying, right?
... right?
That's at least how little deluded me thinks when flying. I fly once or twice a year, and every time for the last 3 years, that's what I've thought. It eases my mind... at least a little.
So maybe, try that Sam!
I just think "well it's a plane. there are lots of them in the sky and most of them don't fall out. If this plane crashes I'll either live or go out in style. Win win situation."
edit: Sam just get drunk. Enough to not really notice you're flying, but not so much that you start getting in fights at airport security or with the flight attendants... or else you'll end up in Guantanamo...
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you have a better chance being killed by a bee sting than a plane crash (or so i've heard)HurricaИe wrote:
what he saidEye-GiZzLe wrote:
see a doctordjphetal wrote:
where this is going is here:
When I fly, because I'm not religious, and because I am a pussy, I need to find some reason why I will not fall and die. God doesn't work because like I said, I'm not religious, but I love music. It's the closest thing I have to religion. String theory is a unified field theory (theory of EVERYTHING) that asserts that the universe is made of strings that vibrate at different frequencies. That's music, in essence. So, if EVERYTHING is music, and I love music, I should be safe while flying, right?
... right?
That's at least how little deluded me thinks when flying. I fly once or twice a year, and every time for the last 3 years, that's what I've thought. It eases my mind... at least a little.
So maybe, try that Sam!
I just think "well it's a plane. there are lots of them in the sky and most of them don't fall out. If this plane crashes I'll either live or go out in style. Win win situation."
I'm willing to bet more people die of heart disease each hour than people have died of nuclear plant accidents in the 50-ish years they've been around. Fucking eco-terrorist-liberals who don't want us to build new nuclear plants...Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
you have a better chance being killed by a bee sting than a plane crash (or so i've heard)HurricaИe wrote:
what he saidEye-GiZzLe wrote:
see a doctor
I just think "well it's a plane. there are lots of them in the sky and most of them don't fall out. If this plane crashes I'll either live or go out in style. Win win situation."
I'am allergic to bee's, does that make a 60% chance to die on a plane?Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
you have a better chance being killed by a bee sting than a plane crash (or so i've heard)HurricaИe wrote:
what he saidEye-GiZzLe wrote:
see a doctor
I just think "well it's a plane. there are lots of them in the sky and most of them don't fall out. If this plane crashes I'll either live or go out in style. Win win situation."
you can't take a shot to avoid a plane crashGateKeeper{NL} wrote:
I'am allergic to bee's, does that make a 60% chance to die on a plane?Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
you have a better chance being killed by a bee sting than a plane crash (or so i've heard)HurricaИe wrote:
what he said
I just think "well it's a plane. there are lots of them in the sky and most of them don't fall out. If this plane crashes I'll either live or go out in style. Win win situation."
Anyone reckon Sam has been kidnapped while over there?
Less likely scenario:
He found a girl on his holiday.
Less likely scenario:
He found a girl on his holiday.
Sammy McCan
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
A british guy with a Spanish girl? Are you kidding? Have you been outside your house?TheAussieReaper wrote:
Anyone reckon Sam has been kidnapped while over there?
Less likely scenario:
He found a girl on his holiday.
And come on, Samtheman?!
Whats next, photo's released of Sam in his Stoke shirt?FatherTed wrote:
Sammy McCan