Parker
isteal
+1,452|6859|The Gem Saloon
that is the most dumbshit shooting stance i have ever seen.


how the fuck is that guy on a swat team?
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7149|United States of America
The only possible reason I could see for using this is that is absolutely necessary to have that six inch height adjustment in order to perform better. Otherwise, a person can move faster than one, and will be no better on one than off of it.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7033|Mountains of NC

those crazy azns
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
elmer_42
Sanford and Son
+22|6366|California
Maybe they are waging psychological warfare. If I saw one of them I'd be like "wtf?" and by the time I was done speaking I would already have three rounds in me.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6859|The Gem Saloon
arent all celestials like ninjas anyway?

damn, wheres cowami when i need to verify a racial stereotype?



where are you, you little sneaky ninja............
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7046|the dank(super) side of Oregon
this crack team is going to protect olympic athletes?  '72 all over again with dumb Chinese instead of dumb Germans.
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6857|Southern California
As soon as he fires he will go rolling backwards...


I feel kinda gay for saying this, but I really wanna ride one of those.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6684|Phoenix, AZ

VicktorVauhn wrote:

I feel kinda gay for saying this, but I really wanna ride one of those.
I think it would be sweet as hell to ride one of those and fire a machine gun (low recoil like M4)


But yes, even without firing a machine gun it would be cool to ride one (dane cook style like in Chicago)
Mattimus
Wardimus
+16|6289

Parker wrote:

that is the most dumbshit shooting stance i have ever seen.


how the fuck is that guy on a swat team?
Probably the only way to balance on that stupid ass segway
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7070|Greenwood, IN
What if its teaching them proper stance?  I mean keeping balance on a segway while trying to aim and shoot is a challenge.
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|7175|Sweden
That´s like when a police officer is done at school thinking yey! where´s my car only to find out he gets a bicycle instead.

Love the picture made me giggle.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6958|N. Ireland
Segways are awesome. My brother got to ride one all through Belfast city, lol. Unfortunately they are too fast for the pavement and too slow for the road (30mph)
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,058|7087|Little Bentcock
Could be a training thing..
=Karma-Kills=
"Don't post while intoxicated."
+356|7049|England
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7026|Southampton, UK

Lol...

Tinyguns are Tiny.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6618|what

Hey next time you get attacked by a group of terrorists on segways, you'll be thankful that the swat team are able to respond to such force in kind.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7086|London, England

naightknifar wrote:

Lol...

Tinyguns are Tiny.
I swear that gun is the PLA SMG for the Anti Tank class

That SMG was fucking awesome in BF2
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7026|Southampton, UK

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

Lol...

Tinyguns are Tiny.
I swear that gun is the PLA SMG for the Anti Tank class

That SMG was fucking awesome in BF2
As stated before:

Lol....

Tinyguns are Tiny.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6928|Tyne & Wear, England
... and they say in 20 years China will rule the world.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7202

Thank god we EU's have our own Seg-Go-Aways, thus we be save from silly azn invasion :

https://www.fprado.com/armorsite/Leo2_Pics/LEOPARD2A6-BIG-svg-08.jpg
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7086|London, England
segway azn invazn

YOU DIE

YOU DIE NAO

*bang*

*wwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr* (or whatever noise a segway makes)
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6938|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Qute!

Wonder if they're gonna go Batmobile style and install some cool weaponry in it. "Quickly Robin! To the Bat-segway!"
rh27
Not really a Brit
+51|7061|England
It just looks like they're using them to practise stance and balance really. Can't imagine them using them as transport to respond to a situation.
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6755|Éire
Segways are like Steadicams to a certain extent...they remove the natural judder you would have when walking or running. A segway would allow you to have steady aim even while moving.

That's the only reason I can think of.

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