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A7X - A Little Piece of Heaven (it's about fucking corpses)

Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
For me to take what's mine, until the end of time?
We were more than friends, before the story ends,
And I will take what's mine,
Create what God would never design.

Our love had been so strong for far too long.
I was weak with fear that something would go wrong.
Before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from you.

Almost laughed myself to tears,
Conjuring her deepest fears.
(Come here you fuckin' bitch!)

Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy.
Eat it, eat it, eat it!

She was never this good in bed
Even when she was sleepin'.
Now she's just so perfect I've
Never been quite so fucking deep in.

It goes on and on and on.
I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever,
With a fountain to spray on your youth whenever.

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold; that's why I got a heater for your thighs,
And I know, I know it's not your time,
But bye, bye.
And a word to the wise: when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun.
Baby don't cry.

You had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.
We fell apart.
Let's make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah.
But baby don't cry.

New possibilities I'd never considered,
Are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard.
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
To repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved.

Smiling right from ear to ear.
Almost laughed herself to tears.

Must have stabbed him fifty fucking times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped his heart out right before his eyes,
Eyes over easy.
Eat it, eat it, eat it!
(Eat the shit out of it!)

Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways.
I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave.

I gotta make up for what I've done
’Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
While you burned in hell, no peace forever.

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold; that's why I got a heater for your thighs,
And I know, I know it's not your time,
But bye, bye.
And a word to the wise: when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun.
But baby don't cry.

You had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.
We fell apart.
Let’s make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah.
My baby don't cry.

I will suffer for so long
(What will you do, not long enough)
To make it up to you
(I pray to God that you do)
I'll do whatever you want me to do
(Well then I’ll grant you one chance)
And if it's not enough
(If it’s not enough, If it’s not enough)
If it's not enough
(Not enough)
Try again
(Try again)
And again
(And again)
Over and over again

We’re coming back, coming back.
We’ll live forever, live forever.
Let’s have a wedding, have a wedding.
Let’s start the killing, start the killing.

Do you take this man in death for the rest of your natural life?
Yes I do.
Do you take this woman in death for the rest of your natural life?
I do.
I now pronounce you.

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies
you think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry

You had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.
We fell apart.
Let’s make a new start, oh.
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah.
My baby don't cry.

Megadeth - You're Dead (not that bad, but lulz @ dancing on graves)

When someone becomes nothing to anyone
Wilts feelings have died
Anyone would know it
They set out stick and stones
They say they crossed my bones
I say I don't get mad I get even
Before they do.

Spoils go to the victor
I'm dead on time
Your time is going to come

One day I'll dance on your graves
Even if you're buried at sea
Till then till when I exact my revenge
I'll tell them you're dead to me

We're all just trying to hold on to anything
You'd think they'd know that's what we're trying to do
These wounds are invisible
Underneath the dirt I still see the scars
But then when things got bad we spread our wings and fly away

You'll take all your riches in the back of a hearse
Your time is going to come

One day I'll dance on your graves
Even if you're buried at sea
Till then till when I exact my revenge
I'll tell them you're dead to me


One day I'll dance on your grave
Even if you're buried at sea
Till then till when I exact my revenge

One day I'll dance on your graves
Even if you're buried at sea
Till then till when I exact my revenge
I'll tell them you're dead to me

Anal Cunt -  I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It 

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT
CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT
YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

anal cunt /thread

frank zappa - Broken hearts are for assholes

Hey! do you know what you are?
Youre an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an asshole...

Maybe you think youre a lonely guy
Maybe you think youre too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town
In a way you cant explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen towns finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin
cause youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Yes, yes
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole

Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest
n now I think you know what you are: youre an asshole

You say you cant live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,
But dont fool yerself girl
Its lookin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its winkin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its blinkin at you
Thats why I say
Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew youd be surprised...

Have some Underworld.


"Born Slippy"

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.

Let your feelings slip boy
But never your mask boy
Random blonde bio high density rhythm
Blonde boy blonde country blonde high density
You are my drug boy
You're real boy
Speak to me and boy dog
Dirty numb cracking boy
You get wet boy
Big big time boy
Acid bear boy
Babes and babes and babes and babes and babes
And remembering nothing boy
You like my tin horn boy and get
Wet like an angel
Derail

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot times
On your telephone line
And god and everything
On your telephone
And in walk an angel

And look at me your mom
Squatting pissed in a tube-
hole at Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most
Blonde I ever met
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting...
Lager lager lager
Shouting
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
In the tube hole true
Blonde going back to Romford
Mega mega mega going back to Romford
Hi mom are you having fun
And now are you on your way
To a new tension
headache

"Moaner"

hey kiss me I kiss you
kiss me I kiss you
I know about you
i've been told about you
i've been waiting for you
and the air's thin
tiny holes

and everybody wants to know you
is rapt like moon river
then beyond the blinds
the new white slacks alight
sliding into the city
tunnel beneath the feet of the people in the city
roamin' roamin' roamin' in the city
and crossway boy
crossway boy
downtown waterfront boy
and the shadows where the ambi and the motor meet
and she's on the phone again
surfin' she's on the phone again
she's calling from america
she's calling from america
she's surfin' she's moshing
and the girls are diving and the girls are up to something
animal boything up on the roof again
boything lookin'down there
and there's every kind of lack
to make it down to the Delaware
and up in your head
and moaner moaner moaner moaner
rudy get the get the get the get the get the
night the city loves you
city loves a boyfriend
love walks with a boyfriend
a city loves a boyfriend
friends walking with a boyfriend
and the night's with a boyfriend
and the city loves you loves you loves you
loves everyone
everyone is smiling
the smiling is pushing it around
it's pushing it around
like shadows in the evolution in the dark
and the super boys
where time is all where time is everything
where time of all this started
as we're turned to earth earth wind and fire
get the sound in your head
black metal walls are crawling
I am the hunger above your town
a little sound in alittle amp
I am dubious hard metal I am stainless
I am milk in your plastic
I am wrapped in this left alone
in a full moon with
the only thing I can do
lying awake on the floor
at night the doors I can't I can't awake I can't awake
ah ah ah ah
water into you to me constantly
constantly
without without without without again without again
your telephone number
through the glass of water
the instance between is opened
the silence is indifferent and your love love love
love walks with the boyfriend
the city loves a boyfriend
friends walking
friends walking with a boyfriend
the city loves a boyfriend
everybody loves a boyfriend
you left me alone you left me alone
with a full moon
full moon full moon full moon full moon full moon
boys boys boys boys
cross crossway crossway boy
down on the waterfront

Disturbed - Inside The Fire

OOHHH SEVEN, SEVEN ELEVEN

Yes, I know those arent the lyrics, but

These are really terrible lyrics, I can't believe someone actually paid money for this crap, and that someone else could bring themselves to produce it.

Vub wrote:

These are really terrible lyrics, I can't believe someone actually paid money for this crap, and that someone else could bring themselves to produce it.

Well then. Let's have a look on what you listen to?

i like queens of the stone age

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Vub wrote:

These are really terrible lyrics, I can't believe someone actually paid money for this crap, and that someone else could bring themselves to produce it.

Well then. Let's have a look on what you listen to?

Nothing that'll fit into the topic of this thread.