unnamednewbie13
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Fantastic Mr. Fox - 10/10

I like to consider myself fairly tough on ratings, but for what it is, I can't find a single thing to mark this film down for, so it gets my Coraline rating.

1:55

Roald Dahl was made of win.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2010-03-24 23:13:31)

Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6931|NT, like Mick Dundee

FFLink wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Twilight 2 - 4 lengthy shrieks and guttural microphone work out of 10

I mean...really? Werewolves were cool, though.
What exactly did you expect from one of the most poorly written books adapted into a movie made for the sole purpose of making money off of overemotional cutting girls?
You even read the books..?
I have read the first. (fuck you guys, was suggested by a chick and I tend to finish most books I start, even if they are shit)

As somebody who reads all sorts of books regularly, I'll back up that it was poorly written. Meyer would be totally fucked without her editor. Shitty plot and shitty characters tailor made to apeal to the typical teenage girl of this generation but otherwise lacking any real depth. HURR DURR HE'S A HAWT VAMPIRE WHO'S EDGY AND DANGEROUS AND HE FALLS FOR A NORMAL BUT SLIGHTLY MISUNDERSTOOD GURL WHO DOESN'T FEEL LIKE SHE FITS IN.

/facedesk


It is drivel. Srsly I'm a fan of lots of different kinds of drivel (yes, I read the Harry Potter books too) but that shit truly does not appeal and should not appeal. Ever.


Fuck, even Jane Austin is better than that shit and the only one of her books I've bothered to read wasn't exactly brilliant. (yes, suggested by a chick, and no, I don't take book suggestions from females anymore)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
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Flecco wrote:

FFLink wrote:

Poseidon wrote:


What exactly did you expect from one of the most poorly written books adapted into a movie made for the sole purpose of making money off of overemotional cutting girls?
You even read the books..?
I have read the first. (fuck you guys, was suggested by a chick and I tend to finish most books I start, even if they are shit)

As somebody who reads all sorts of books regularly, I'll back up that it was poorly written. Meyer would be totally fucked without her editor. Shitty plot and shitty characters tailor made to apeal to the typical teenage girl of this generation but otherwise lacking any real depth. HURR DURR HE'S A HAWT VAMPIRE WHO'S EDGY AND DANGEROUS AND HE FALLS FOR A NORMAL BUT SLIGHTLY MISUNDERSTOOD GURL WHO DOESN'T FEEL LIKE SHE FITS IN.

/facedesk


It is drivel. Srsly I'm a fan of lots of different kinds of drivel (yes, I read the Harry Potter books too) but that shit truly does not appeal and should not appeal. Ever.


Fuck, even Jane Austin is better than that shit and the only one of her books I've bothered to read wasn't exactly brilliant. (yes, suggested by a chick, and no, I don't take book suggestions from females anymore)
Dammit I wish I could find the Bill Bailey sketch on Jane Austen and Tom Clancy.

OT: Man On Fire 10/10

Epic revenge film.

FFLink wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Twilight 2 - 4 lengthy shrieks and guttural microphone work out of 10

I mean...really? Werewolves were cool, though.
What exactly did you expect from one of the most poorly written books adapted into a movie made for the sole purpose of making money off of overemotional cutting girls?
You even read the books..?
i read all but the second half of the last book and it is written well otherwise i wouldnt have kept reading it.. very easy to read *EASY* harry potter is not jealous don't you worry your litte fanny

family plot 7/10 hitchcock.. funny.. good actors. lots of good lines
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6804|Long Island, New York
Unforgiven - 9.5/10
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6632|California
new moon 10/10
team jacob
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6861|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

new moon 10/10
team jacob
he's so hot.
cl4u53w1t2
Salon-Bolschewist
+269|6739|Kakanien
indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull

6/10

well, i was partially entertained but meh...
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6756|Gogledd Cymru

The Slammin Salmon.

8.5/10 A very, very good film from Broken Lizard (Super Troopers). Heffernan did a better job at directing than Chandreska (Beerfest )

Can't wait for Super Troopers 2
whaaaaaaaaaat
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+215|5516

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

new moon 10/10
team jacob
ban this fucking idiot already
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6489|Escea

Knowing

8/10

Actually found it quite good despite the negative views of it.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6957|Devon, England
Kick-Ass

Oh my fucking God, definitely a 10/10

Brilliant film, laughing through the funny parts, being amazed and the awesome parts and the fighting is done amazingly.

I wanna go watch it again.
cl4u53w1t2
Salon-Bolschewist
+269|6739|Kakanien
train de vie - 9/10

after schindler's list and la vita è bella the best movie on the subject shoah

one of the few movies you mustn't watch in its original language (french), because the inhabitants of an east european schtetl must speak jiddisch
baggs
Member
+732|6470
Up (BluRay) - 11/10.

A brilliant film, i recommend it to anyone who is capable of experiencing emotion. And its by far the most beautiful BluRay i've ever watched, it's perfect.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6957|Devon, England

baggs wrote:

Up (BluRay) - 11/10.

A brilliant film, i recommend it to anyone who is capable of experiencing emotion. And its by far the most beautiful BluRay i've ever watched, it's perfect.
Pfft, watched that at the cinema.

Tis a brilliant film
baggs
Member
+732|6470

FFLink wrote:

baggs wrote:

Up (BluRay) - 11/10.

A brilliant film, i recommend it to anyone who is capable of experiencing emotion. And its by far the most beautiful BluRay i've ever watched, it's perfect.
Pfft, watched that at the cinema.

Tis a brilliant film
Yeah i caught that at the cinema too, the woman and i loved it so much we bought it on BluRay along with Fantastic Mr Fox.

But now i have a good tv and BluRay, cinema doesn't quite cut it anymore.
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6536
I personally thought it was pretty boring and not up to their usual standard at all. The bird with the huge beak was the best bit.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6957|Devon, England
What about the dog?!
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6937|UK
up sucked.

A dumb grumpy old fart, a dumb clinically obese kid and the the result of what happens when a flamingo and toucan fuck, which was also dumb.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6804|Long Island, New York

m3thod wrote:

up sucked.

A dumb grumpy old fart, a dumb clinically obese kid and the the result of what happens when a flamingo and toucan fuck, which was also dumb.
I hope your mum's balls get cancer. Up was amazing. Shit nearly made me cry yo.

Semi-Pro - 7/10

Meh.
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6536

FFLink wrote:

What about the dog?!
What you mean the dog whose only funny line they put in every trailer?

I didn't think it was bad, but it was pretty damn average I thought. It didn't feel like I was watching a Pixar film. It felt like one of those dreamworks knockoffs instead.

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2010-03-28 16:57:32)

How to Train Your Dragon 3D   10/10 Must See best 3d story in the last few yrs

Last edited by Kimmmmmmmmmmmm (2010-03-28 19:31:51)

Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6610

Poseidon wrote:

m3thod wrote:

up sucked.

A dumb grumpy old fart, a dumb clinically obese kid and the the result of what happens when a flamingo and toucan fuck, which was also dumb.
I hope your mum's balls get cancer. Up was amazing. Shit nearly made me cry yo.

Semi-Pro - 7/10

Meh.
Deja-vu, I could have sworn I read that exact same post some time ago




I love you, Beth Cooper - 5/10

I watched it because of Hayden. I love her.
Other than that, the story was done better in other movies ("Girl Next Door" for example, which was brilliant) and the male main actor was so hideous, it actually annoyed me.
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blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6911
White water summer 7.5/10
Kevin Bacon is a good actor
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6957|Devon, England
Why has no one watched Kick-Ass...

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