Night at the Museum: smithsonian
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A classic example of why your bitch shouldn't choose what to watch on your night out. The movie was dull, bland, and unoriginal. The plot was overly linear and simple, a retard could follow the story without much trouble, and there was none of the "wow" factor which existed in the original. This is supposed to be comedy-action, why wasnt i laughing? Maybe because half of the jokes revolved around the annoying lisp of some egyptian cunt and the numerous guilty-by-association accents and stereotypes. You know the small-chuckle-before-you-realize-how-fucking-unfunny-it-actually-was type of joke? Yep, this movie is full of them. If Runpee had pee times, it would be any time between the Jonah Hill and Robin Williams scenes, that was all this movie had to offer.
P.S.
Spoiler (highlight to read): the Jonas Brothers are the Cupids, chop off your fucking ears upon sight before they start singing
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