Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6611|San Antonio, Texas


How many people go about decapitating themselves with chainsaws? Now how many people would use a chainsaw to decapitate someone else?

If the answer is a large number to either of those questions, we're royally screwed.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6992|Global Command

hiberNative wrote:

Roger Lesboules wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

David P.

Coincidence?

I think not.
^^

@Hurricane: Nice play on the words...maybe not the best taste...but i lol'd anyway.

How the hell can you cut your own head with a chainsaw...i mean witout using some sort of mechanism to make it continue the cutting once you severed the spine and cant move or your already dead half way...
lay down on your back
put chainsaw above neck
let gravity take care of the remaining inches after losing consciousness.
You gotta hold the safety and the trigger.

I say usmarine did it.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7044|the dank(super) side of Oregon
As gruesome as it is, I'd be interested in knowing the mechanics of how he managed the job.

Did he zip tie the trigger and just lay down on the saw?  I need Dr. Baden.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7229|Cambridge (UK)
I was gonna say "Bullshit, ain't possible", but then I read this - two separate reports of self-decapitation by chainsaw can't both be bullshit, can they?
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon
im thinking not too many people here have used a chainsaw...
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7229|Cambridge (UK)

Parker wrote:

im thinking not too many people here have used a chainsaw...
Meaning it is possible? or it isn't?

(yep, I'd be one of those that has never used one - I would assume they have some kinda cutoff/deadmans-switch style doobrymcferkin)
TopHat01
Limitless
+117|6368|CA

The#1Spot wrote:

pics or it didnt happen
WTF man?  You want to see it?

Man, you'd think it'd be more civilized ways of going about suicide...
bassplayer
Member
+14|6231|SA
A ‘vulnerable’ man
Mental illness?
Defiance
Member
+438|7134

Well, only in the TV version but...

Andromeda Strain...
Andromeda Strain...
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7044|the dank(super) side of Oregon
I'd like to know if it was a two-stroke or an electric.

A two-stroke uses a throttle and clutch.  At idle the centrifugal clutch is disengaged, the chain is not driven.  with throttle, the clutch engages and the chain goes to work.

An electric saw usually has a safety that must be pressed before the trigger can be operated.  the safety is usually integrated into the grip and is engaged when the properly held.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

Parker wrote:

im thinking not too many people here have used a chainsaw...
Meaning it is possible? or it isn't?

(yep, I'd be one of those that has never used one - I would assume they have some kinda cutoff/deadmans-switch style doobrymcferkin)
meaning it would be more than possible.
see, the chainsaw has a trigger on it, which provides power to turn it. now, when you get it going full speed, the energy it has created from rotating so quickly stays with it. so when you let go of the trigger, it doesnt instantly stop. i have read about people accidentally sawing through their fucking KNEE before they could react.
chainsaws are REALLY dangerous, and one of the only tools that i use that i truly fear.
if i can saw through six inch thick tree branches in a few seconds, imagine what it would do to a neck.


edit:

Reciprocity wrote:

An electric saw usually has a safety that must be pressed before the trigger can be operated.  the safety is usually integrated into the grip and is engaged when the properly held.
if you get it going full speed and hammer down on your neck, by the time you released the trigger and safety the damage will have been done.
at least, from my experience...i mean, cutting tress, not necks lol

Last edited by Parker (2008-07-14 23:27:15)

RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6869|NSW, Australia

Parker wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

Parker wrote:

im thinking not too many people here have used a chainsaw...
Meaning it is possible? or it isn't?

(yep, I'd be one of those that has never used one - I would assume they have some kinda cutoff/deadmans-switch style doobrymcferkin)
meaning it would be more than possible.
see, the chainsaw has a trigger on it, which provides power to turn it. now, when you get it going full speed, the energy it has created from rotating so quickly stays with it. so when you let go of the trigger, it doesnt instantly stop. i have read about people accidentally sawing through their fucking KNEE before they could react.
chainsaws are REALLY dangerous, and one of the only tools that i use that i truly fear.
if i can saw through six inch thick tree branches in a few seconds, imagine what it would do to a neck.
my uncle accidently hacked his knee with a chainsaw, It didn't go all the way through but he spent a fuck load of time in the hospital
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6926|meh-land

Parker wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

Parker wrote:

im thinking not too many people here have used a chainsaw...
Meaning it is possible? or it isn't?

(yep, I'd be one of those that has never used one - I would assume they have some kinda cutoff/deadmans-switch style doobrymcferkin)
meaning it would be more than possible.
see, the chainsaw has a trigger on it, which provides power to turn it. now, when you get it going full speed, the energy it has created from rotating so quickly stays with it. so when you let go of the trigger, it doesnt instantly stop. i have read about people accidentally sawing through their fucking KNEE before they could react.
chainsaws are REALLY dangerous, and one of the only tools that i use that i truly fear.
if i can saw through six inch thick tree branches in a few seconds, imagine what it would do to a neck.


edit:

Reciprocity wrote:

An electric saw usually has a safety that must be pressed before the trigger can be operated.  the safety is usually integrated into the grip and is engaged when the properly held.
if you get it going full speed and hammer down on your neck, by the time you released the trigger and safety the damage will have been done.
at least, from my experience...i mean, cutting tress, not necks lol
bones are harder than wood, and as it slows down it would be FAR more likely to simply bounce off the bones, especially since the force normally provided by arms disappears, leaving only the weight of the chainsaw to provide downward force
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7044|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Parker wrote:

if you get it going full speed and hammer down on your neck, by the time you released the trigger and safety the damage will have been done.
at least, from my experience...i mean, cutting tress, not necks lol
that's why, forensically, I'd be interested in knowing the details of the act.  the type of drive, the size if the blade.  Whether he set up a mechanism to help the act, or, if through sheer detirmination he decapitated himself.  did he rush through the spine first while the saw had the most power?  or did he go throat first, and hope it was enough to do the job?  was he sitting, standing, kneeling, laying down?


I'm a sick fuck.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon

Blehm98 wrote:

bones are harder than wood, and as it slows down it would be FAR more likely to simply bounce off the bones, especially since the force normally provided by arms disappears, leaving only the weight of the chainsaw to provide downward force
two things.
we are talking about the spine. pieces of bone that are held together by muscles....not solid bone.
second, the throat is THE most vulnerable area for a human.
this is a reference i use when making fighting knives. it explains pretty clearly the damage that can be done to the throat with minimal contact.
https://www.gotavapen.se/gota/artiklar/fs/get_to1.jpg
dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
+126|6298|Australia

DeathUnlimited wrote:

David P.

Coincidence?

I think not.
its a chainsaw


its david.p


and his 2nd name is pronounced 'fail'



lol.
https://battlelog-cdn.battlefield.com/public/profile/bf3/kit-icon-recon.png?v=3173239
Guy.Buddy.Friend
coks
+71|6329

Acreta wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

David P.

Coincidence?

I think not.
its a chainsaw


its david.p


and his 2nd name is pronounced 'fail'



lol.
lolz
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7306|Alberta, Canada

That's a neat way to kill your self.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7095

Ryan wrote:

That's a neat way to kill your self.
I bet you could come up with something better, send the video please.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7090|UK
Man, must have been a real pain in the neck, being asked to move out like that.

Ged it?
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7095

liquidat0r wrote:

Man, must have been a real pain in the neck, being asked to move out like that.

Ged it?
Lololololol i ged it!!!
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6982|Adelaide, South Australia

Are you people sure he didn't just use cable ties to hold the switch/es and/or button/s down and just lay his neck on top? Surely that would be the easiest way...
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7306|Alberta, Canada

liquidat0r wrote:

Man, must have been a real pain in the neck, being asked to move out like that.

Ged it?
You're so punny!
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6395|CA
He must have missed the safety label.

But seriously, what a manly way to kill yourself.
THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6268|Amsterdam, NY

liquidat0r wrote:

Man, must have been a real pain in the neck, being asked to move out like that.

Ged it?
bad pun is bad

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