Well, my new neighbors are assholes...

2008-07-14 19:21:47

#1

13rin: Member; +977|6942

...And they stole my trash can... I've been living there for 5 fucking years, do they not think that I'll recognize it on trash day? Too fucking stupid to merely call the city and request one. I got off the phone with the city and 3-5 days to replace it. Soo... I guess I have a use for the recycle can now. I fucking hate renters. Plus my dog is scared of my lawn gnome. God Damnit.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2008-07-14 19:27:32

#2

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7306|Alberta, Canada

DBBrinson1 wrote:
Plus my dog is scared of my lawn gnome.

Completely random and unrelated sentence, I like it

2008-07-14 19:29:39

#3

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7096

What kind of people steal trash cans...

2008-07-14 19:29:54

#4

MGS3_GrayFox: Member; +50|6631

Dude...

STEAL IT BACK.

And burn their house.

2008-07-14 19:30:19

#5

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7103|Your moms bedroom

steal it back and put your name on it, or drop off some dead fish in it after the collectors come

2008-07-14 19:38:25

#6

13rin: Member; +977|6942

MGS3_GrayFox wrote:
Dude...

STEAL IT BACK.

And burn their house.

They fucking hid it in their backyard. No way they wouldn't hear me.

I'd love to go pyro on them, but they are renters. It wouldn't hurt them. Their rims look more expensive than any of the shit I saw them moving in.

Locoloki wrote:
steal it back and put your name on it, or drop off some dead fish in it after the collectors come

Thought about the fish thing. Had a previous renter in the same fucking house switch my cans with his which smelled like death. These fucks would probably just switch them with the new one I'm getting. My address is going on the new one though.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2008-07-14 19:39:06

#7

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6944|Purdue

I thought this was appropriate...

Blehm98 wrote:
=NHB=Shadow wrote:
Blehm98 wrote:
an accidental gas explosion would do
good enough. but make sure the evidence(if there is any) leads to you!!
nah

what you do is you have to be let in, and then find a way to knock whomever it is out, such as chloroform

then you blow out the pilot light, turn on the gas all the way, and then set up some form of remote sparker to set off the gas
let it go for a couple hours and then spark it, BOOM
as an added plus, the chloroform would be destroyed by the effects of the explosion, so it looks like he just let the gas on and accidentally set it off via a static discharge

you could say that he feel asleep and didn't smell it in the sleep

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=105034

2008-07-14 19:40:30

#8

13rin: Member; +977|6942

Goven wrote:
I thought this was appropriate...
Blehm98 wrote:
=NHB=Shadow wrote:

good enough. but make sure the evidence(if there is any) leads to you!!
nah

what you do is you have to be let in, and then find a way to knock whomever it is out, such as chloroform

then you blow out the pilot light, turn on the gas all the way, and then set up some form of remote sparker to set off the gas
let it go for a couple hours and then spark it, BOOM
as an added plus, the chloroform would be destroyed by the effects of the explosion, so it looks like he just let the gas on and accidentally set it off via a static discharge

you could say that he feel asleep and didn't smell it in the sleep
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=105034

Trust me, these retards don't have natural gas -there's simply no way. They'd be dead by now. Nice suggestion though.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2008-07-14 19:51:57

#9

Volatile: Member; +252|7168|Sextupling in Empire

You should've just dumped your garbage in their backyard.

2008-07-14 20:16:50

#10

Rohirm: Fear is a Leash; +85|6635|New Austin, Not

^^^
That would be too obvious. We need to think in terms of subtlety

2008-07-14 20:24:07

#11

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7095|949

DBBrinson1 wrote:
I fucking hate renters.

DBBrinson1 wrote:
I'd love to go pyro on them, but they are renters.

Yuck, those classless clowns. They don't own the home, they must be pieces of shit.

You on the other hand are the definition of class, and egalitarian too.

2008-07-14 20:29:36

#12

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7103|Your moms bedroom

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I fucking hate renters.
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I'd love to go pyro on them, but they are renters.
Yuck, those classless clowns. They don't own the home, they must be pieces of shit.

You on the other hand are the definition of class, and egalitarian too.

I'd be pissed if someone stole my trashcan too

2008-07-14 20:33:54

#13

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|7009

Dump the can out in front of their door and take it back.

2008-07-14 20:34:50

#14

SpIk3y: Minister of Silly Walks; +67|6602|New Jersey

I don't get this. Just ring their doorbell and ask for the trash can back. If they say no or play dumb, get angry and in their face. I bet they give it back without any argument.

But I guess blowing the house up could be more fun.

2008-07-14 20:36:25

#15

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7064|132 and Bush

Address please..lol

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-07-14 20:36:56

#16

i g: Banned; +876|6327|GA

i had a party and stole the neighbor's recycling bins...i was doing our environment a favor

2008-07-14 20:59:50

#17

13rin: Member; +977|6942

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I fucking hate renters.
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I'd love to go pyro on them, but they are renters.
Yuck, those classless clowns. They don't own the home, they must be pieces of shit.

You on the other hand are the definition of class, and egalitarian too.

I find humor in that you defend people who steal trash cans... Oh the irony.

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2008-07-14 21:09:11)

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2008-07-14 21:44:48

#18

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7118

SpIk3y wrote:
I don't get this. Just ring their doorbell and ask for the trash can back. If they say no or play dumb, get angry and in their face. I bet they give it back without any argument.

Seriously. Why wasn't this the first recommendation posted?

And just steal it back if you really don't want to talk to them. And not from the hiding spot in their backyard. Trash day is inevitably going to come some day, so hopefully you'll be around when the garbage man comes. Once he empties their cans, take 'em back to your place.

2008-07-14 21:49:08

#19

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6425|Washington DC

Kill them, put their heads in the trashcan (take a cue from that british guy with the chainsaw), then flee the country.

edit: Couldn't you like, call 311? It's not exactly an emergency so you shouldn't call 911, but isn't stealing someone's shit illegal?

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-07-14 21:49:46)

2008-07-14 21:49:15

#20

icecold2510: Member; +31|6757

Go up to there door and ask for your trash can politely.

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/6426688_4b8ba8d459.jpg?v=0

Last edited by icecold2510 (2008-07-14 21:51:15)

2008-07-14 22:08:07

#21

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon

icecold2510 wrote:
Go up to there door and ask for your trash can politely.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/642668 … 59.jpg?v=0

with a toy?

2008-07-14 22:09:47

#22

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7095|949

DBBrinson1 wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I fucking hate renters.
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I'd love to go pyro on them, but they are renters.
Yuck, those classless clowns. They don't own the home, they must be pieces of shit.

You on the other hand are the definition of class, and egalitarian too.
I find humor in that you defend people who steal trash cans... Oh the irony.

Where did I defend them?

2008-07-14 22:10:12

#23

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7064|132 and Bush

Parker wrote:
icecold2510 wrote:
Go up to there door and ask for your trash can politely.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/642668 … 59.jpg?v=0
with a toy?

lol.. I'm sitting here trying to figure out what he is holding.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-07-14 22:10:43

#24

Volatile: Member; +252|7168|Sextupling in Empire

Parker wrote:
icecold2510 wrote:
Go up to there door and ask for your trash can politely.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/642668 … 59.jpg?v=0
with a toy?

They stole his GARBAGE CAN, they probably won't know the difference.

2008-07-14 22:11:26

#25

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7032|Mountains of NC

put sugar in their gas tank

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