If I went for the 'sleepy fumble/"ooops sorry luv didnt mean to" manouver I would be up in front of a judge this morning.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Wankers cramp? not a viable options when you've already spent hours on ya computer.1927 wrote:
Jammy sod, theres no need to boast . I couldn't even lean on my left wrist to prop me up it was that sore.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
LOL thats what i normally get off the missus.
But this morning i woke up at 6.30 am with morning glory and a smile of my face,the missus "got it" last night.
To be honest i waS lucky i was half asleep and found myself fondling next minute i know were away!God idea batman! pics of sleepy ass.1927 wrote:
Use ya phone camera to get us a close up of her sleepy ass next time.Tehremos wrote:
woke up to two phone alarms and a clock radio, I have work in an hour and I am here
at least yesterday I woke in a (sexy) friends' bed with her in her pj shorts and tshirt, she looks very good in it, oh the joys of alcohol which caused a memory of the night before where she for some reason always gets changed into her sleepy clothes with others around her
She psycho now but just wait till she wakes up and tries to brush her fingers through her hair, she be mental then. "How the hell have I got this suntan looking lotion in my hair"..........."erggghhh and it smells".
"Here you go luv take these" (27 hands her some paracetamol)
"What for", she says "I havent got a headache".
"Boooosh" im in there like a dirty rat in a bin bag.
Just cos she didn't want it I don't see why I should go without.