Go back to bed...
winnarGooners wrote:
Masturbate Furiously.
Go to Louisiana.
I'd just light the candles and get back in bed.
presume it was a solar flare. lel...
and probably riots because some dumb fucks think it's the apocalypse. So really... back to sleep.
and probably riots because some dumb fucks think it's the apocalypse. So really... back to sleep.
Try to remember my deeply buried secret alien identity and contact the nearest space ship to finally leave this miserable excuse of society behind!
Come on, every day someone writes about patriotism and standing together against all evil - orsomethinglikethatmaybenot - and as soon as hell brakes loose its everybody for himself looting neighbours?
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Come on, every day someone writes about patriotism and standing together against all evil - orsomethinglikethatmaybenot - and as soon as hell brakes loose its everybody for himself looting neighbours?
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
rape someone.
Try to grab all things that can be used as a weapon, bring them upstairs. Bring all food upstairs, grab as much water as I can in buckets etc and bring them upstairs. I´d also move all the wooden plates, toolbox and other usefull materials upstairs. Then I´d destroy the stairs, which is quite easy to do in my house. Now the stairs is gone, which is the only way up to the first floor in our house. Next Ill try to screw/drill wood/steel for the somewhat easy to reach windows.
I´d also try and get some contact with friends or something, so whe can sit it out together. Also candles, batteries, flashlights, camping cookingset and radio upstairs for easy comfort.
I live in the netherlands (part of europe for the rednecks that don't know), so it's impossible to get guns etc.
I´d also try and get some contact with friends or something, so whe can sit it out together. Also candles, batteries, flashlights, camping cookingset and radio upstairs for easy comfort.
I live in the netherlands (part of europe for the rednecks that don't know), so it's impossible to get guns etc.
Dude. You blocked all the shit before your friends could get there']['error.V2 wrote:
Try to grab all things that can be used as a weapon, bring them upstairs. Bring all food upstairs, grab as much water as I can in buckets etc and bring them upstairs. I´d also move all the wooden plates, toolbox and other usefull materials upstairs. Then I´d destroy the stairs, which is quite easy to do in my house. Now the stairs is gone, which is the only way up to the first floor in our house. Next Ill try to screw/drill wood/steel for the somewhat easy to reach windows.
I´d also try and get some contact with friends or something, so whe can sit it out together. Also candles, batteries, flashlights, camping cookingset and radio upstairs for easy comfort.
I live in the netherlands (part of europe for the rednecks that don't know), so it's impossible to get guns etc.
Raid the camping shop nearby and steal the nicer knives they have, some seem to be hand made ones that look almost parker style (I wants) as well as stealing all the MRE like things they have (wayfarers food or whatever they're called) and loads of gas canisters to use on my stove. Then take my dog all the supplies and the axe upstairs and demolish the stairs in true Z-day style.
Later that day when it turns out my watch just ran out of batteries, i forgot to turn my phone on and there was a power outage i would return to the camping shop and give them back all their stuff whilst appologising profusely.
Later that day when it turns out my watch just ran out of batteries, i forgot to turn my phone on and there was a power outage i would return to the camping shop and give them back all their stuff whilst appologising profusely.
Crowbar is betar. Protect against ze zombies.commandochristian wrote:
I have to say the grab a bat and raid the nearest gun shop idea sounds most appealing to me. Yay for bullets!
I'd think:blademaster wrote:
So you go to sleep, and you end up waking up early in the morning. The alarm clock has no lights on it, and it looks dead, you think the battery needs to be replaced and you think nothing of it and you go back to sleep. You wake up an hour later and notice that your cell phone is dead, you stand up to check the lights, and the lights dont come on, you check your watch and its lifeless.
You run down the stairs, trying to figure out WTF is going on, no lights, no electricity, every electrical appliance you have doesn't seem to be working. Then you hear a distant sound of sirens past your windows. You end up walking towards the front door and you notice the sirens getting louder, you hear shouting, screaming and what sounds like gun shots?
What do you do next?
holy shit EMP blast
lol, we're fucked now
Then...I don't know.
Hmm, you make a compelling argument. Brb, installing Faraday cages around my house and cars
You don't happen to be selling Faraday cages, do you?
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idkmaibeeeffeffjill?
Last edited by BlackKoala (2008-07-18 11:42:27)
Take sanity pills
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I'd cry I mean they wacked mah phone and PC and shiz
Then I'd get mah swords + Army knive + baseball bat
Then I'd get mah swords + Army knive + baseball bat
Pretty much that...jsnipy wrote:
kiss your ass goodbye? You mean the outage is because of emp from a high altitude nuke? Which would mean, more to come.
i g wrote:
grab my milli and smoke a bowl
Go back to bed
oh, and this
oh, and this
Gooners wrote:
Masturbate Furiously.
how do you hear sirens then?
IIRC, old air raid sirens don't work via electricity...they're hand cranked.i g wrote:
how do you hear sirens then?
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look out the window.
zombies?
i'd be thrilled!
zombies?
i'd be thrilled!
Check and see that my Xbox 360 still hasn't been delivered to my house.
Check to see if the landline phone was working. If not, look for mushroom cloud.
Give power to my computer via 2 hampsters and watch this video.
Check my statzblademaster wrote:
So you go to sleep, and you end up waking up early in the morning. The alarm clock has no lights on it, and it looks dead, you think the battery needs to be replaced and you think nothing of it and you go back to sleep. You wake up an hour later and notice that your cell phone is dead, you stand up to check the lights, and the lights dont come on, you check your watch and its lifeless.
You run down the stairs, trying to figure out WTF is going on, no lights, no electricity, every electrical appliance you have doesn't seem to be working. Then you hear a distant sound of sirens past your windows. You end up walking towards the front door and you notice the sirens getting louder, you hear shouting, screaming and what sounds like gun shots?
What do you do next?