Dilbert_X
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'US man charged for shooting mower
A 56-year-old man from the Midwestern US state of Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start.

Keith Walendowski was charged by police in Milwaukee with disorderly conduct and possession of a sawn-off shotgun.
He could face a fine of up to $11,000 and a maximum prison sentence of six-and-a-half years if convicted.

Police officers said Mr Walendowski had told them: "It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."
Police found the shotgun, a handgun and a stungun, as well as ammunition, when they detained Mr Walendowski in the basement of his house.

Witnesses told police that he appeared to have been drinking.
The lawn mower was found sitting outside Mr Walendowski's house, which he shares with his mother, with the rubbish on Friday.
A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.'
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7526628.stm

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2008-07-26 00:58:27)

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Ajax_the_Great1
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+206|7107
Who's going to press charges? The lawn mower?
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

Well of course he was arrested, he didn't shoot it in the back.
JahManRed
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+646|7089|IRELAND

What the hell is this world coming to?

A man should have the right to shoot his own possessions in the sanctity of his own home without fear of prosicution.
AussieReaper
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He was charged with owning a sawn-off shotgun and disorderly conduct. He was also allegedly drunk. He wasn't arrested for shooting a lawn mower. He's charged with the way he went about in shooting it. lol

It's not like the witnesses include the garden hose and clothes line.

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Dilbert_X
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Posession of a sawn-off is a federal offence I think.

"It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."  Goddamit I'm an AMERICAN!
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usmarine2
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I took a bat to my old lawn mower once.  Most likely would have been a gun if I had one.
Dilbert_X
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I took a bat to my old lawn mower once.  Most likely would have been a gun if I had one.
No really?
I had you pegged as the kind of guy who would have got the manual out, cleaned all the filters, checked the plug, stripped down the carb...


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usmarine2
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Dilbert_X wrote:

I took a bat to my old lawn mower once.  Most likely would have been a gun if I had one.
No really?
I had you pegged as the kind of guy who would have got the manual out, cleaned all the filters, checked the plug, stripped down the carb...


I did all that.  Damn near rebuilt the fucker.  but, still would not work.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6924|Tyne & Wear, England
He looks like something from Deliverance.
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Ender2309
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+470|7032|USA
what if the shots had rebounded and hit somebody? thats why you can't go around firing off guns in your yard. pellet guns, yes. sawed off shotgun, no.
CosmoKramer
CC you in October
+131|7080|Medford, WI
yeah go wisconsin! we rock

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