The most rediculous thing happened to me last night.

2008-07-28 03:28:53

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ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6935|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

So it was my moms birthday yesterday and we had a barbecue thing and everyone was drinking (Except me because i dont drink anymore), everything goes fine, time goes by, we all have food and have some laughs etc etc.

Then around 12:30 one of the girls is too drunk to carry on so she sleeps in my moms bed (Before you ask..she isnt hot, shes kind of over weight), and then at 2 in the morning i decide i have had enough and get into bed. Its 30 minutes later and im almost in the deep sleep phase, and suddenly my door opens and the fat chick comes in with just her bra and panties on.

I wake up saying WTF, she opens my washing basket and sits on it! trying to take a piss! but luckily she doesn't, but then she comes over to my bed, kneels down and then i say, ' Are you ok' and i get no answer, and then i say a few other things, then all of a sudden i hear the sound of liquids hitting my carpet....i take a few seconds to realise....SHES TAKING A GOODAM PISS ON MY CARPET RIGHT NEXT TO MY BED!!!!!
SO i run downstairs and ask her fit friend to sort her out and get her back to bed, and as i walk into the room all i see is a big round warm smelly patch of piss on my floor.

I then spend the next 15 minutes scrubbing the piss up, and now i have put some vanish carpet cleaner to clean it up.

Heres a pic for a proof it happened.

https://img77.imageshack.us/img77/4896/dsc00219eo2.jpg

2008-07-28 03:32:18

#2

Bell: Frosties > Cornflakes; +362|7010|UK

Dude I dont think anyone would of said pics or it didnt happen lmao

2008-07-28 03:32:52

#3

kptk92: u; +972|6869|tc_london

Great, I've just woke up and the first thing I see is piss O_O

2008-07-28 03:33:06

#4

Nordemus: BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife; +60|6458

Haha.... owned. What can I say...

+1

2008-07-28 03:33:52

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7134|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Girls get pissed and can't handle it I hope it isn't festering in this heat. Quite dissapointed your not telling us that she then body slammed you and took you on a 10 min journey to 'Bedrock' and back.

Yesterday my dog pissed in the paddling pool down the cricket club but before that this happened, unfortunatly I'm not on the ball like you Elite so you will just have to take my word that it did happen.

3rd Post down:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=67074

2008-07-28 03:40:30

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ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6935|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

kptk92 wrote:
Great, I've just woke up and the first thing I see is piss O_O

Your welcome

2008-07-28 03:45:23

#7

Mavik: Member; +22|6237|Germany

kptk92 wrote:
Great, I've just woke up and the first thing I see is piss O_O

Hm, happens to me every morning...

*rimshot*

2008-07-28 03:50:05

#8

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6593|Scotland!

I loled, I've had a friend drunkenly stand up from the sofa, take two steps forward and piss in a giant arch towards my TV in my living room.

I had to clean it up because he refused to believe he did it.

2008-07-28 03:54:59

#9

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7139|In You Endo- Stoke

1927 wrote:
Girls get pissed and can't handle it I hope it isn't festering in this heat. Quite dissapointed your not telling us that she then body slammed you and took you on a 10 min journey to 'Bedrock' and back.

Yesterday my dog pissed in the paddling pool down the cricket club but before that this happened, unfortunatly I'm not on the ball like you Elite so you will just have to take my word that it did happen.

3rd Post down:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=67074

LOL i remember that! you told us over VOIP,i had to get you to tell me again as it was so funny !

Unlucky Elite,maybe you should of got the fit one drunk and then when she pissed on your floor at least you would of got a pic of her snatch or a cheeky fondle when she went back to bed.

EDIT-Actually one of my friends(pissed up of course) walked into his sisters room and proceeded to lift her pillow and then start pissing.
She woke up to see her brother pissing on her bed lol.

Last edited by {uscm}Jyden (2008-07-28 03:56:59)

2008-07-28 05:08:12

#10

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6809|Belfast

bahaha

2008-07-28 05:10:01

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6614|what

Door locks. Invest in them.

2008-07-28 05:10:48

#12

i g: Banned; +876|6325|GA

lmao. gotta love people who do that shit. i have a friend who enjoys getting "piss" drunk" and pisses on coffee tables, couches, floors, etc. he's done it 3 times already this year

2008-07-28 05:12:02

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Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7082|London, England

Wait Wait I had to stop reading after I saw this:

ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was my moms birthday yesterday

ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was my moms

ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was moms

ELITE-UK wrote:
mom

Excuse me?

Username: ELITE-UK
Location: SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

Let's look at this again

ELITE-UK wrote:
mom

I'm just gonna stay calm here and just let you explain yourself

Update:

(Except me because i dont drink anymore)

They need to bring back -1, I'm going to need minus over 9000 for this one

Ok I read the topic fuck me that's gross

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-07-28 05:14:47)

2008-07-28 05:13:54

#14

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6680|Phoenix, AZ

+1 because thats so freaking awful

2008-07-28 05:14:03

#15

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6809|Belfast

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Wait Wait I had to stop reading after I saw this:

ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was my moms birthday yesterday
ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was my moms
ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was moms
ELITE-UK wrote:
mom
Excuse me?

Username: ELITE-UK
Location: SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

Let's look at this again

ELITE-UK wrote:
mom
I'm just gonna stay calm here and just let you explain yourself

that reminded me of that guy Gaz in CoD4 who started saying "Cell Phone" in a heavy brit accent

Last edited by henno13 (2008-07-28 05:15:08)

2008-07-28 05:24:15

#16

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6935|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Wait Wait I had to stop reading after I saw this:

ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was my moms birthday yesterday
ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was my moms
ELITE-UK wrote:
So it was moms
ELITE-UK wrote:
mom
Excuse me?

Username: ELITE-UK
Location: SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

Let's look at this again

ELITE-UK wrote:
mom
I'm just gonna stay calm here and just let you explain yourself

Update:

(Except me because i dont drink anymore)
They need to bring back -1, I'm going to need minus over 9000 for this one

Ok I read the topic fuck me that's gross

LOL, oh well....

2008-07-28 05:46:30

#17

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7038|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Man, i fucken lol'd at those stories, i dont seem to have those kind of friends...mine puke on the floor, they dont piss on it.

2008-07-28 06:02:49

#18

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6435|England

What Mek said mate ):<

its mUm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Get it right next time!

2008-07-28 06:24:48

#19

Jackabo: Member; +127|7019|Dublin, Ireland

SamTheMan:D wrote:
What Mek said mate ):<

its mUm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Get it right next time!

lol, I'm a catholic living in Dublin and for some reason me and my brothers say 'Mum' I dunno why tho. All our relatives and friends say 'mam'.

2008-07-28 06:39:18

#20

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6900|Brisbane, Australia

Jackabo wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
What Mek said mate ):<

its mUm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Get it right next time!
lol, I'm a catholic living in Dublin and for some reason me and my brothers say 'Mum' I dunno why tho. All our relatives and friends say 'mam'.

do you have a dag too?

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2008-07-28 06:49:35

#21

Jackabo: Member; +127|7019|Dublin, Ireland

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Jackabo wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
What Mek said mate ):<

its mUm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Get it right next time!
lol, I'm a catholic living in Dublin and for some reason me and my brothers say 'Mum' I dunno why tho. All our relatives and friends say 'mam'.
do you have a dag too?

no. but i have a cat.

2008-07-28 06:50:01

#22

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6934|6 6 4 oh, I forget

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Jackabo wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
What Mek said mate ):<

its mUm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Get it right next time!
lol, I'm a catholic living in Dublin and for some reason me and my brothers say 'Mum' I dunno why tho. All our relatives and friends say 'mam'.
do you have a dag too?

Perrywinkle blue!

Oh, and at the watersports. You should have given her a quickie now that she was on her knees on the floor

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-07-28 06:53:15)

2008-07-28 06:57:29

#23

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6614|what

What would I know about fkn Caravans?

2008-07-28 13:26:43

#24

Benzin: Member; +576|6459

You know, I have been pretty shit-faced before ... shit-faced to the brink of alcohol poisoning ... but in all of my drinking, I have never been too drunk to actually piss somewhere in a house where I should not be pissing. Vomited? Never, unless you count the time the sink was closer than the toilet. But pissing ...? Fuck me that's some shit.

You should ask her for a new carpet. Or at the very least, next time you're at a social gathering with her, bring her some granny panties - you know, the adult diapers for old people.

2008-07-28 14:38:24

#25

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6931

Hahahahaha.

That's an awesome tale, and I can identify with the girl... why is it that washbaskets 'morph' when you're drunk? I've also walked to mine thinking it was a toilet, as well as thinking it was a bin at other points. Luckily I didn't actually have any liquid leakage .

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