So I can beat the shit out of him for inventing the chav
Went out today with some mates to the movies, and got hurled tons of abuse at us by chavs
Went out today with some mates to the movies, and got hurled tons of abuse at us by chavs
tim westwood blates
Should of give us and oli a bell m8, we would of come down and spark'd em for ya
k i will next time but you will probably go "WAT WAT M8" and hit the chavs while oli goes and records the fight with his mobile phoneSamTheMan:D wrote:
Should of give us and oli a bell m8, we would of come down and spark'd em for ya
W G Grace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._G._Grace
Because when he got out he used to put the bails back on the wickets and say "These people have travelled miles to watch me bat, go back to your mark and bowl at me again"
However, I respect WG for saying that and being cool, that don't mean he's a Chav, so maybe MOSES.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._G._Grace
Because when he got out he used to put the bails back on the wickets and say "These people have travelled miles to watch me bat, go back to your mark and bowl at me again"
However, I respect WG for saying that and being cool, that don't mean he's a Chav, so maybe MOSES.
Me.
Bring it Kerry.
Bring it Kerry.
Since chavs look like second-rate wiggers, maybe we can blame it on Vanilla Ice.
Probably from a gypsy word for child, chavi. It's also been suggested that it's an acronym for 'Council House And Violent.
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Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime
Oooh its onnaightknifar wrote:
Me.
Bring it Kerry.
kptk92 wrote:
Went out today with some mates to the movies, and got hurled tons of abuse at us by chavs
kptk92 wrote:
Went out today with some mates to the movies
kptk92 wrote:
Went out today with some mates
kptk92 wrote:
some mates
You're not fooling anyone, Kerrykptk92 wrote:
mates
On an actual on topic note ... chavs are really common here in Northern Ireland, they are everywhere and it is spreading like a disease. Wearing their tartan caps and stupid adidas clothes.
roflkylef wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
Went out today with some mates to the movies, and got hurled tons of abuse at us by chavskptk92 wrote:
Went out today with some mates to the movieskptk92 wrote:
Went out today with some mateskptk92 wrote:
some matesYou're not fooling anyone, Kerrykptk92 wrote:
mates
On an actual on topic note ... chavs are really common here in Northern Ireland, they are everywhere and it is spreading like a disease. Wearing their tartan caps and stupid adidas clothes.
Scum the lot of em round them up & castrate them/sterilise them ffs don't let them breed any more. Fucking oxygen thieves the lot of them.
Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime
I don't know if I was the first, but I'm up there.
What the...
We don't have this species here.
We don't have this species here.
They have you insteadEcilop Murof wrote:
What the...
We don't have this species here.
You wanna come to Carnoustie, a little chav/ned infested hole in the east of Scotland. Or Dundee, a bigger but just as chav infested hole as Carnoustie, I got into a fight with some neds outside a club in Dundee last night.
I still don't get how you people have this problem with them. Are they always starting random shit for no apparent reason???
Thats exactly what they do, though generally they only do it if they think they have a huge advantage over you.CapnNismo wrote:
I still don't get how you people have this problem with them. Are they always starting random shit for no apparent reason???
Yeah, one of them started on my mate last night and I spoke up, trying to calm them down and then one polo-shirted wanker started pushing me and swung for me, which I ducked like Ali, side-stepped him then smacked him and knocked him on the deck. Then two of his wanker wingmen hit me, and I got away and then said polo-shirted wanker went for me again (for he had not learnt his lesson) and I did exactly the same thing, belted his face and knocked him out cold.
I don't understand why these people feel the need to start on anything male, or in the case of female chavs, anything female. Maybe some base instinct to protect there weed/coke/e's/smack.
I don't understand why these people feel the need to start on anything male, or in the case of female chavs, anything female. Maybe some base instinct to protect there weed/coke/e's/smack.
nice1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:
Yeah, one of them started on my mate last night and I spoke up, trying to calm them down and then one polo-shirted wanker started pushing me and swung for me, which I ducked like Ali, side-stepped him then smacked him and knocked him on the deck. Then two of his wanker wingmen hit me, and I got away and then said polo-shirted wanker went for me again (for he had not learnt his lesson) and I did exactly the same thing, belted his face and knocked him out cold.
I don't understand why these people feel the need to start on anything male, or in the case of female chavs, anything female. Maybe some base instinct to protect there weed/coke/e's/smack.
That's Funky_faggit, so what really happened was, he started crying and ran away whilst defecating his underwear with faeces.SamTheMan:D wrote:
nice1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:
Yeah, one of them started on my mate last night and I spoke up, trying to calm them down and then one polo-shirted wanker started pushing me and swung for me, which I ducked like Ali, side-stepped him then smacked him and knocked him on the deck. Then two of his wanker wingmen hit me, and I got away and then said polo-shirted wanker went for me again (for he had not learnt his lesson) and I did exactly the same thing, belted his face and knocked him out cold.
I don't understand why these people feel the need to start on anything male, or in the case of female chavs, anything female. Maybe some base instinct to protect there weed/coke/e's/smack.
eminem
no...
vanilla ice
lez get em!
no...
vanilla ice
lez get em!
Truth.The Sheriff wrote:
That's Funky_faggit, so what really happened was, he started crying and ran away whilst defecating his underwear with faeces.SamTheMan:D wrote:
nice1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:
Yeah, one of them started on my mate last night and I spoke up, trying to calm them down and then one polo-shirted wanker started pushing me and swung for me, which I ducked like Ali, side-stepped him then smacked him and knocked him on the deck. Then two of his wanker wingmen hit me, and I got away and then said polo-shirted wanker went for me again (for he had not learnt his lesson) and I did exactly the same thing, belted his face and knocked him out cold.
I don't understand why these people feel the need to start on anything male, or in the case of female chavs, anything female. Maybe some base instinct to protect there weed/coke/e's/smack.
Kerry, you were the first chav, i've seen the pictures.
Nah, it was probably someone from Liverpool tbh.
#rekt
Na not liverpool...Portsmouth It has to be Gosport + Portsmouth put together have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the UK (yay for single chav mums) and Rowner in Gosport was the drug capital of the south
Luckily my village hasnt got many chavs, but the village 2 miles away where i work is packed full of them.