1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7134|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

S.Lythberg wrote:

vanilla ice
He did a film once, 'As cool as Ice', I was in the 'I wanna be a policeman when I grow up' stage but went into the 'I wanna be Vanilla Ice' stage that all us lads go into.  Like the time I wanted to be the 'Karate Kid'.  Eh, now we're talking, I could stand on 1 leg and do all that shit.  I would of kicked fuck outta all of them chavs.

Some examples:

How the pair of them never got an oscar I'll never know
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOyEm25IRb4[youtube]

Drop that Zero and get with the hero


Well perhaps I didnt want to be exactly like him


Just forward it to 4mins.  My Sister could killed me as I preformed the very same move moments later as we left the cinema and most of the way home.

Last edited by 1927 (2008-07-28 16:33:38)

usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7222

spawnofhtemist

Last edited by usmarine (2008-07-28 16:26:26)

CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6591|Carnoustie MASSIF

The Sheriff wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

1n_n07h1ng_w3_7ru57 wrote:

Yeah, one of them started on my mate last night and I spoke up, trying to calm them down and then one polo-shirted wanker started pushing me and swung for me, which I ducked like Ali, side-stepped him then smacked him and knocked him on the deck. Then two of his wanker wingmen hit me, and I got away and then said polo-shirted wanker went for me again (for he had not learnt his lesson) and I did exactly the same thing, belted his face and knocked him out cold.
I don't understand why these people feel the need to start on anything male, or in the case of female chavs, anything female. Maybe some base instinct to protect there weed/coke/e's/smack.
nice
That's Funky_faggit, so what really happened was, he started crying and ran away whilst defecating his underwear with faeces.
I'm his big brother you tit.
And he's not a faggit, and since that's not even how you spell it he's not a faggot either.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7178|Riva, MD
I had one in my class my freshman year, I have to say it was annoying as shit to have him staring at me constantly.  He claimed he used to get into fistfights every day back in London.  All he would ever do is take out some dimebags and show it to people.

Benjamin Seymour was his extremely British name, lol.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6591|Carnoustie MASSIF
Dimebags?

Commence face-palming.

Haha Benjamin Seymour? You're kidding, that is a brilliant name for a chav. Hahahahahahaha
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6990|Global Command
The first Chav?

Richard Starsky.

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