jord wrote:
Wear one of those bags that wrap around your ass, fanny pack? And wear a baseball cap and ask for directions all the time. Also keep your wallet ready for the wallet inspectors.
Also go to a soccer game and call it soccer. Then say it's for pussies.
I heard this by Westminster tube station:
Old American tourist shouting to kids....Now go see the horsies and then come to church! I think he was referring to the Household Cavalry and then come to over Westminster Abbey. It brought a smile to my face.
And another thing, why do all middle aged American tourist men look like magnum?!...What is it with the moustaches?!
Last edited by m3thod (2008-08-01 17:54:16)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.