AussieReaper
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+5,761|6613|what

But some neighbourhoods there's nowhere safe to park your car in.

When you own a car this stupid:

https://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/gold-porsche-1.jpg

Some moron with more money than taste has added almost 40 lbs of gold to his 911 convertible. So now it's 50 pounds heavier, and 50% less cool
Link

https://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/gold-porsche-2.jpg

https://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/gold-porsche-3.jpg

https://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/gold-porsche-4.jpg

https://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/gold-porsche-5.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7037|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
He is so gonna get this car jacked.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6985|South Florida
50 pounds isn't as bad as it seems unless your like... racing for a world record or something.
15 more years! 15 more years!
i g
Banned
+876|6324|GA

o_0
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6923|meh-land
50 lbs of gold?

what is that...
32000?

lol
not to mention if someone even looks at his car too hard it'll get damaged, gold is so soft you can bite it for goodness sake...
13rin
Member
+977|6939
What a waste of money, er gold whatever.... Good for him.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6899|King Of The Islands

Blehm98 wrote:

you can bite it
Nice gauge.

I've never thought to measure metal by biteability.

Last edited by Cheez (2008-07-29 21:09:43)

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
csmag
Member
+92|6907|Canada
It's gonna get carjacked...yeah right. Who in their right mind would carjack a golden 911. I mean, how many gold plated 911s are there? They'd be caught in a heartbeat.
N00bkilla55404
Voices are calling...
+136|6391|Somewhere out in Space

csmag wrote:

It's gonna get carjacked...yeah right. Who in their right mind would carjack a golden 911. I mean, how many gold plated 911s are there? They'd be caught in a heartbeat.
Until you strip the gold off, take it to a car shop to be painted, and sell it.
MysteryJake
Member
+12|6667|California

Cheez wrote:

Blehm98 wrote:

you can bite it
Nice gauge.

I've never thought to measure metal by biteability.
Thats how they used to test if gold coins were really gold back in the day.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7037|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

csmag wrote:

It's gonna get carjacked...yeah right. Who in their right mind would carjack a golden 911. I mean, how many gold plated 911s are there? They'd be caught in a heartbeat.
1. Steal Car
2. Strip the gold away
3. Sell gold
4. Leave stripped down car in a street
5. ???
6. Profit!
csmag
Member
+92|6907|Canada

Roger Lesboules wrote:

csmag wrote:

It's gonna get carjacked...yeah right. Who in their right mind would carjack a golden 911. I mean, how many gold plated 911s are there? They'd be caught in a heartbeat.
1. Steal Car
2. Strip the gold away
3. Sell gold
4. Leave stripped down car in a street
5. ???
6. Profit!
It's possible but I doubt the owner would be dumb enough to let that happen.
Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|7209|Mark it zero.

csmag wrote:

Roger Lesboules wrote:

csmag wrote:

It's gonna get carjacked...yeah right. Who in their right mind would carjack a golden 911. I mean, how many gold plated 911s are there? They'd be caught in a heartbeat.
1. Steal Car
2. Strip the gold away
3. Sell gold
4. Leave stripped down car in a street
5. ???
6. Profit!
It's possible but I doubt the owner would be dumb enough to let that happen.
well most owners of stolen cars dont just "let that happen."

anyways if they did sell it, it would have to be to some black market person because of VIN numbers and shit
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6772

Blehm98 wrote:

50 lbs of gold?

what is that...
32000?

lol
not to mention if someone even looks at his car too hard it'll get damaged, gold is so soft you can bite it for goodness sake...
$40 000 actually. I think 1 oz = $50.

Anywho...I wouldn't spend that much on 3 cars
{KHI}Cerberus
Member
+5|6779|Colorado
What a shitty paint job, and what an even more retarded way of trying to liberate it... lets look at the real world facts...

gold is measured in troy ounces (1 troy oz = 1.09 oz)
there are 14.58 troy ounces in 1 (non troy) pound...
gold at BEST runs for 950.00 US *per* troy ounce.

so, 50LB comes to 729 troy ounces of gold, which at the *best* price of 950.00US would have cost him 629,550.00 US.

Again, krylon FTW.... looks like shit, the spoiler design is neat though.

and lets not forget what gold looks like once it oxidizes... which would make that entire attempt at coolness a waste even if he did drop over half a mil on the plating, that is without the proper amount of nickel alloyed into it, which in order to make the stuff not flake off, would have to be very low, and leaving it with a fingernail-removable thin plate.

YAY! science and common sense FTW!

Before you ask, I extract gold, platinum, nickel, copper, brass, etc from electronics and in turn make those metals into ingots to be sold for a living... no, this analysis is not based off of a whim.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6613|what

All that's missing are the chrome wheels to make it the ultimate douche dream car.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6749|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

{KHI}Cerberus wrote:

What a shitty paint job, and what an even more retarded way of trying to liberate it... lets look at the real world facts...

gold is measured in troy ounces (1 troy oz = 1.09 oz)
there are 14.58 troy ounces in 1 (non troy) pound...
gold at BEST runs for 950.00 US *per* troy ounce.

so, 50LB comes to 729 troy ounces of gold, which at the *best* price of 950.00US would have cost him 629,550.00 US.

Again, krylon FTW.... looks like shit, the spoiler design is neat though.

and lets not forget what gold looks like once it oxidizes... which would make that entire attempt at coolness a waste even if he did drop over half a mil on the plating, that is without the proper amount of nickel alloyed into it, which in order to make the stuff not flake off, would have to be very low, and leaving it with a fingernail-removable thin plate.

YAY! science and common sense FTW!

Before you ask, I extract gold, platinum, nickel, copper, brass, etc from electronics and in turn make those metals into ingots to be sold for a living... no, this analysis is not based off of a whim.
if you were a criminal, would you stop to think if the car was actually covered in gold or not
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7091|Finland

Yep, that's Russia for you..
I need around tree fiddy.
{KHI}Cerberus
Member
+5|6779|Colorado

cowami wrote:

{KHI}Cerberus wrote:

What a shitty paint job, and what an even more retarded way of trying to liberate it... lets look at the real world facts...

gold is measured in troy ounces (1 troy oz = 1.09 oz)
there are 14.58 troy ounces in 1 (non troy) pound...
gold at BEST runs for 950.00 US *per* troy ounce.

so, 50LB comes to 729 troy ounces of gold, which at the *best* price of 950.00US would have cost him 629,550.00 US.

Again, krylon FTW.... looks like shit, the spoiler design is neat though.

and lets not forget what gold looks like once it oxidizes... which would make that entire attempt at coolness a waste even if he did drop over half a mil on the plating, that is without the proper amount of nickel alloyed into it, which in order to make the stuff not flake off, would have to be very low, and leaving it with a fingernail-removable thin plate.

YAY! science and common sense FTW!

Before you ask, I extract gold, platinum, nickel, copper, brass, etc from electronics and in turn make those metals into ingots to be sold for a living... no, this analysis is not based off of a whim.
if you were a criminal, would you stop to think if the car was actually covered in gold or not
Yeah I would, no criminal would risk being busted in this steaming glop of cat puke...

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