BF2S Forums Who Wins in Iraq?

SgtHeihn wrote:

usmarine wrote:

I win.  those motherfuckers couldnt kill me. ahahahahahahahahaha

ditto

Word.

God Save the Queen wrote:

I miss that shit sometimes


the deployment part.  fuck garrison.

I miss all the shennanigans, fucking with new guys, pissing off the higher ups....

fucking a

S3v3N wrote:

God Save the Queen wrote:

I miss that shit sometimes


the deployment part.  fuck garrison.

I miss all the shennanigans, fucking with new guys, pissing off the higher ups....

Ahhhh, talking like elmer fud over the net, "wed won dis is wed tohh wover" and tying a rope to the end of the muzzle on an M1, throwing it over a tree branch, clipping it to your web gear, spinning the turret, and doing the " Sugar Plumb Fairy " Recon. 

My favorite though was BSing with the New Guy while rolling our mummy bags out on the back of a tank and then me pulling out a can of ether and a rag and setting it between our bags while he asked me what it was for, of course I told him " oh nothing, just getting it out of my ruck ".  The next day I had my driver&gunner tell him the story of the ether bunny in passing while I wasn't there and fuck around with him.  My Platoon Sgt. came to me the next day asked me why the new guy was asking him if he was "being fucked with or does he have a TC that is an etherbunny?".  My plt sgt looked him straight faced in the eyes and told him, " I am not allowed to ask wtf you are talking about and you can be booted for telling me about any gay fantasies you may be having ".  After that my crew screwed with him by spraying the ether up wind of him so he would smell it and hear it while trying to sack out, and we nicnamed him "frisky".

For some reason Cigs and Coffee have never tasted as good as they did in the field, and I have since never dreamed of sleeping while sleeping like use to back then.

usmarine wrote:

Lotta_Drool wrote:

For some reason Cigs and Coffee have never tasted as good as they did in the field, and I have since never dreamed of sleeping while sleeping like use to back then.

i used to dump the coffee packet and sugar from the mre's in my copenhagen.  havent done that since

I remember doing that.


and who could forget what 10 little bottles of Tobasco sauce and an MRE heater does......

S3v3N wrote:

usmarine wrote:

Lotta_Drool wrote:

For some reason Cigs and Coffee have never tasted as good as they did in the field, and I have since never dreamed of sleeping while sleeping like use to back then.

i used to dump the coffee packet and sugar from the mre's in my copenhagen.  havent done that since

I remember doing that.


and who could forget what 10 little bottles of Tobasco sauce and an MRE heater does......

I had a squad leader who drank the tobasco sauce and the the coffee together when he wanted to stay awake.  he chewed on the coffee and sucked on that tiny little bottle. I dont know, you had to be there.

Last edited by God Save the Queen (2008-08-02 06:42:14)

God Save the Queen wrote:

S3v3N wrote:

usmarine wrote:

i used to dump the coffee packet and sugar from the mre's in my copenhagen.  havent done that since

I remember doing that.


and who could forget what 10 little bottles of Tobasco sauce and an MRE heater does......

I had a squad leader who drank the tobasco sauce and the the coffee together when he wanted to stay awake.  he chewed on the coffee and sucked on that tiny little bottle. I dont know, you had to be there.

Coffee candy.  Take the MRE coffee, cream and sugar, mix it all carefully into the coffee packet.  Use a lighter to heat the wrapper, carmelizing the sugar and turning the mixture into a hard lump.  You gets tired, you unwrap one of these and pop it in your mouth.  A bit neater than just 'dipping' the coffee straight, which I also did.

Ranger pudding is so last decade, anyway.

I won in Iraq

GSTQ wrote:

I won in Iraq

AQ are pussies.

Dilbert_X wrote:

GSTQ wrote:

I won in Iraq

AQ are pussies.

I dont get it?