I just got a new hp laptop, now let me say that i've never had a laptop before and I've been using it on my lap for the past couple of days. The bottom of the computer gets a little warm but not hot and my balls are right under it, I was wondering if this can damage my testicles in anyway.
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This couldn't really damage your testicles themselves but sperm needs to live at a certain temperature so it could quite possibly be killing your sperm friends.
Why would having your testicles warmed slightly damage them?
Its America man... If it was harmful for your nuts some one woulda have sued the shit out of them already....
Its America man... If it was harmful for your nuts some one woulda have sued the shit out of them already....
You are killing your future kids
your nuts are already 98.6 degrees. the laptop would burn you if it was that hot
lol, No it wouldn't...i g wrote:
your nuts are already 98.6 degrees. the laptop would burn you if it was that hot
hahaha very good point in AMERICA we sue for everything if it was harmful someone would have sued the laptop companiesVicktorVauhn wrote:
Why would having your testicles warmed slightly damage them?
Its America man... If it was harmful for your nuts some one woulda have sued the shit out of them already....
Yeah that's what I keep thinking, but im not sure about it. My balls seem fine but I'm not sure if im passively doing any damage to them.Lynx14 wrote:
This couldn't really damage your testicles themselves but sperm needs to live at a certain temperature so it could quite possibly be killing your sperm friends.
ask ur doctor? does the same thing apply to the cell phones?Roc18 wrote:
Yeah that's what I keep thinking, but im not sure about it. My balls seem fine but I'm not sure if im passively doing any damage to them.Lynx14 wrote:
This couldn't really damage your testicles themselves but sperm needs to live at a certain temperature so it could quite possibly be killing your sperm friends.
Turn your head and cough?
laptop aren't actually designed for putting on your lap, all that will do is block the fans. Laptops should be placed on a flat surface.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
Vilham just called you dumbVilham wrote:
laptop aren't actually designed for putting on your lap, all that will do is block the fans. Laptops should be placed on a flat surface.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
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lol.Mutantsteak wrote:
Vilham just called you dumbVilham wrote:
laptop aren't actually designed for putting on your lap, all that will do is block the fans. Laptops should be placed on a flat surface.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
Hmmm, im worried about my nuts so I dont care.Mutantsteak wrote:
Vilham just called you dumbVilham wrote:
laptop aren't actually designed for putting on your lap, all that will do is block the fans. Laptops should be placed on a flat surface.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
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Try sitting on the microwave instead?
pics or...uh, never mind...
Seriously though, it'll only hurt your sperm count, which, unless you plan on having kids shortly, won't be a problem.
Seriously though, it'll only hurt your sperm count, which, unless you plan on having kids shortly, won't be a problem.
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fans blow out the side tbhVilham wrote:
laptop aren't actually designed for putting on your lap, all that will do is block the fans. Laptops should be placed on a flat surface.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
they're called laptops because they can fit on your lap, it's not like that's the only place you can put them
The fans are top and bottom facing on nearly all laptops i have seen and considering nearly everyone I know owns one that's a lot of laptops.Blehm98 wrote:
fans blow out the side tbhVilham wrote:
laptop aren't actually designed for putting on your lap, all that will do is block the fans. Laptops should be placed on a flat surface.
Its this exact reason they had to be retermed to notebooks just like Global Warming was retermed to climate change, its to help the dumb people out.
they're called laptops because they can fit on your lap, it's not like that's the only place you can put them
Yes laptops can fit on your lap hence the name, that doesn't make it the recommended place for them and as I have already stated....
NOTEBOOKS, they aren't called laptops any more because people are stupid.
They're supposed to go on a flat surface where they can get some air moving under them. If you put them on a pillow or something (or possibly clothing) you can overheat them.
You can also fry your cock too.
Well known instance:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/11/22 … th_laptop/
and you've already made itnto the first page of google results when searching having ya balls fried via a laptop
Well known instance:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/11/22 … th_laptop/
and you've already made itnto the first page of google results when searching having ya balls fried via a laptop
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Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
I half expected a KFC link. Now I'm wishing it was one! lolm3thod wrote:
You can also fry your cock too.
Well known instance:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/11/22 … th_laptop/
Actually, your swimmers enjoy a slightly different temperature and your balls are on a 'heating system' independent of your body.i g wrote:
your nuts are already 98.6 degrees. the laptop would burn you if it was that hot
That's why they start to sag when you're really hot/have a fever or shrivel up next to you when you're too cold
Try the test:
- Use the laptop for an hour.
- Fap after said hour.
- Taste the product of your fapping to see if there is sperm in it.
- Use the laptop for an hour.
- Fap after said hour.
- Taste the product of your fapping to see if there is sperm in it.
k, lolMGS3_GrayFox wrote:
Try the test:
- Use the laptop for an hour.
- Fap after said hour.
- Taste the product of your fapping to see if there is sperm in it.
If your balls are on your lap, then yes.
If your balls are in between your legs like a normal guy, then no.
If your balls are in between your legs like a normal guy, then no.
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