`MetaL*
Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.
+45|6211

Sgt.Davi wrote:

Baseball bat...


Declare them trespassers on your property then do whatever it takes to "defend" your home. Don't let these faggots push you around, but just be careful...it could spiral dangerously out of control for you, after all they have shown they have the power to spin events to make you look like the asshole...Thi shits happened to me too, I was an arsehole but they were worse....I was the one who got ridiculed, shame but oh well....
https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/Xledhead666X/lolcats/kkkkkkk.jpg


Pimp Cane tbh.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7077|London, England

Poseidon wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

`MetaL* wrote:

Any suggestions on how to deal with them when they come over?l
http://www.pafoa.org/forum/imagehosting … 5036fa.gif

max wrote:

If violence isn't sorting out your problem, then you're not using enough
omg u chav
No, if I was a chav. I'd have posted this:

https://www.protectmystaff.co.uk/users/www.trevorgilbert.com/upload/knife%20attack.jpg
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6204|Croatia
Too bad you're not emo and slice the shit out of them with razors.

















or are you?
`MetaL*
Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.
+45|6211

blah wrote:

Too bad you're not emo and slice the shit out of them with razors.

















or are you?
Fuck nooooooooo.
Lynx14
Member
+41|6427
Invite them over and then when they walk through the front door wack them with a baseball bat. Make it look like an accident.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6564|Birmingham, UK
Make sure they catch you outside.

Sqaure up/crack knuckles etc.

Scream, as loudly as possible.

When the guy turns round and does that chav point and laughs and says something to his friend(s) slap him on the back of the head as hard as possible.

Then, run like hell.
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6204|Croatia

Lynx14 wrote:

Invite them over and then when they walk through the front door wack them with a baseball bat. Make it look like an accident.
When the po-po asks,you have Parkinson's and you had a spasm which resulted in x2 head trauma.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6850|The Gem Saloon

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

`MetaL* wrote:

Any suggestions on how to deal with them when they come over?l
http://www.pafoa.org/forum/imagehosting … 5036fa.gif

max wrote:

If violence isn't sorting out your problem, then you're not using enough
Mek, havent you learned yet?
the proper firearm for home defense is ALWAYS the shotgun man....


and thats a crappy 1911
jord
Member
+2,382|7134|The North, beyond the wall.
They're not going to come over, they're doing better things like better high. I suggest you all pull out emergency pot and accessories.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7077|London, England

Parker wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

`MetaL* wrote:

Any suggestions on how to deal with them when they come over?l
http://www.pafoa.org/forum/imagehosting … 5036fa.gif

max wrote:

If violence isn't sorting out your problem, then you're not using enough
Mek, havent you learned yet?
the proper firearm for home defense is ALWAYS the shotgun man....


and thats a crappy 1911
You have to take into consideration that he will (or should, by my standards) go after their families too. So once he's dealt with the two kids it quickly goes from Home Defence to Home Offence.

And you're a crappy 1911

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-08-16 12:26:23)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6956|so randum
parkers a emo
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
jord
Member
+2,382|7134|The North, beyond the wall.
Okay I've wrote you a plan.

Invite them both over, open the door and let them in. Then take them into the front room and get out your emergency weed. I break glass to get at mine. Anyway get it sizzling and bash em out. Them 2 will be your bests mates faster than it takes me to rape Sheep. /surge
']['error.V2
Om nom nom nom
+48|6270
Get friends/best mates together and kick their asses at THEIR homes. That's what I'd do.
`MetaL*
Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.
+45|6211

']['error.V2 wrote:

Get friends/best mates together and kick their asses at THEIR homes. That's what I'd do.
We planned that out but 2 of us are 18 and if they charge for assault we're fucked.

Last edited by `MetaL* (2008-08-16 12:38:56)

wensleydale8
Member
+81|7226|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
what about a bren ?
https://world.guns.ru/machine/bren_mk1-2.jpg
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
mrblonde666
Lykes The Mudkipz
+12|6444
https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/Xledhead666X/hahahawow.jpg yeah i am the other friend. of course I'm 6'3" and 280 lbs. but of course they are afraid to talk shit to me. I'm thinking sugar in gas tank.
David.P
Banned
+649|6730
Knife, Rope, Garbage bags, 6 gallons of clorox, Chair, Time.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6822|California

mrblonde666 wrote:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/ … ahawow.jpg yeah i am the other friend. of course I'm 6'3" and 280 lbs. but of course they are afraid to talk shit to me. I'm thinking sugar in gas tank.
pepper spray em till the cans empty, then proceed with another can, since apparently metal doesnt want to use any other method!
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7299|Alberta, Canada

They won't even show. They just talk big, but they are pussies.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7236|Great Brown North
carry around ready mix cement powder in your pockets... throw it in their eyes
firebolt5
Member
+114|6611
No one said the words, "police" yet?  Yeah, they'll think you're a sissy for calling 911 but they'll get really fucked if they made threats towards you.
jord
Member
+2,382|7134|The North, beyond the wall.
Oh shit it's PC Pindick and Corporal-Can't-Run.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6949|N. Ireland
That doesn't sound very fun
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6850|The Gem Saloon

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

And you're a crappy 1911

FatherTed wrote:

parkers a emo
are we cross?

Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7176|Scotland
eggs

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