Man almost loses penis humping steel bench

I think the point is that it's tight on your penis and the squeeze is satisfying...

Not that I'm an expert on stuff like this.

Cough.

No I'm really not...

2008-08-20 13:01:25

#10

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6920|meh-land

does anyone have the link to the guy who was sexing a picnic table?

2008-08-20 13:01:50

#11

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6654|Winland

SEREVENT wrote:
Whiplash wrote:
How did he even fit it in the hole? Mine wouldn't fit in there at all.
Only one way to find out...

Tbh, I wouldn't hump a steel bench to find out if my penis is small.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-08-20 13:08:06

#12

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7283|Lithuania

He must've mistaken the bench for freezer's mum

https://bf3s.com/sigs/fe717ed1eb823c939460a42f15bced7dd0057c51.png

2008-08-20 13:08:46

#13

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|7199|Topside

LAWL!!!!!!
This clearly shows that the last idiot isn't born yet.

2008-08-20 13:10:42

#14

Mitch92uK: aka [DBS]Mitch92uK; +192|6692|United Kingdom

wtf is this

2008-08-20 13:12:53

#15

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7195|The Hague, Netherlands

Negerkungen wrote:
LAWL!!!!!!
This clearly shows that the last idiot isn't born yet.

I am sure we can beat him,

you bring a toaster, 3 eggs, milk & a sheep stomach,

then I bring myself, but you gotta help me.

2008-08-20 13:13:42

#16

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6564|Birmingham, UK

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
Negerkungen wrote:
LAWL!!!!!!
This clearly shows that the last idiot isn't born yet.
I am sure we can beat him,

you bring a toaster, 3 eggs, milk & a sheep stomach,

then I bring myself, but you gotta help me.

What're you gonna do?

2008-08-20 13:17:18

#17

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|7199|Topside

SEREVENT wrote:
^*AlphA*^ wrote:
Negerkungen wrote:
LAWL!!!!!!
This clearly shows that the last idiot isn't born yet.
I am sure we can beat him,

you bring a toaster, 3 eggs, milk & a sheep stomach,

then I bring myself, but you gotta help me.
What're you gonna do?

You don't wanna know,trust me.

2008-08-20 13:17:48

#18

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7195|The Hague, Netherlands

Negerkungen wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
^*AlphA*^ wrote:

I am sure we can beat him,

you bring a toaster, 3 eggs, milk & a sheep stomach,

then I bring myself, but you gotta help me.
What're you gonna do?
You don't wanna know,trust me.

breakfast right?

YOU PERVERT!

2008-08-20 13:18:11

#19

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7300|Alberta, Canada

Next he'll be humping a printing press and really lose it.

2008-08-20 13:21:59

#20

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7022|England

They had this on Radio1 last week (?), I could not stop laughing. All they played was the sounds shown on that video

2008-08-20 13:23:58

#21

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|7199|Topside

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
Negerkungen wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:

What're you gonna do?
You don't wanna know,trust me.
breakfast right?

YOU PERVERT!

Pervert moi??
I think you have me confused with someone else.

2008-08-20 14:11:00

#22

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7026|Portland, OR, USA

weirdasiannews.com.. hahahhahahah

2008-08-20 14:15:43

#23

Lynx14: Member; +41|6427

Whiplash wrote:
How did he even fit it in the hole? Mine wouldn't fit in there at all.

We all know it would.

2008-08-20 14:18:15

#24

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6810|West NY

rofl ownt

2008-08-20 14:23:49

#25

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7223|UK

seriously how the fuck did he even fit his cock in there anyway?

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