He's aznVilham wrote:
seriously how the fuck did he even fit his cock in there anyway?
No, these idiots always manage to procreate before offing themselves somehow.SgtHeihn wrote:
Maybe he should have. Darwin would be proud of us.
First thing I noticed when I saw those small holes.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
well we can say with 100% fairness,
the guy has a small dick.
Im glad Im not the benchRichard2000 wrote:
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
all i can say am glad am not him
^^^ Like's 'em bigger than that...
"The stranger" anyone?rofl
he would have had to pull it through the hole, which means a very tight fit before he even starts
it prolly hurt quite a bit fitting it into the hole tbh
it prolly hurt quite a bit fitting it into the hole tbh
That uppity bench was practically begging for it, lookin' all seductive and shit.
I would've tbh...GravyDan wrote:
That uppity bench was practically begging for it, lookin' all seductive and shit.
Now that's a story to tell at dinner.
u know i feel sorry for this guy (NOT)
LMFAO still
LMFAO still
That guy's parents must be so proud of him.
Chuck Norris once did this with an RV, that RV we now know as Optimus Prime. Thought I'd give a little joke.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
He's 41, so they're probably dead.link52787 wrote:
That guy's parents must be so proud of him.
I see how much you guys care about stereotypical profilingNoobpatty wrote:
He's aznVilham wrote:
seriously how the fuck did he even fit his cock in there anyway?
OOOOH my pancreas hurts.
He probably thought about the stds he could of had and said fuck it can't deal with that so during the time i figure to get his beans off he raped the first thing he sees... realize he was a tool there was nothing around other then inanimate objects. I mean sure he tried other things like the tree then the rock realizing there was no pleasure he needed to find a hole then found the unlucky bench...poor poor bench it's virginity was taken away.SgtHeihn wrote:
Jesus, get a fucking hooker. A steel bench?
lol, holy fuck. A steel bench? damn *keeps laughing*
must be a homeless person, lol
must be a homeless person, lol
Must be a nasty case of the blue balls.