.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6910|The Twilight Zone
I wasn't feeling okay.
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SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6564|Birmingham, UK

.Sup wrote:

I went to take a nap. Is Jord still alive?
Are you a couch-nap person, or a bed-nap person?
i g
Banned
+876|6321|GA

im hungry
jord
Member
+2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

.Sup wrote:

I wasn't feeling okay.
That's fine. I, howver, am...




INVINCIBLE.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6910|The Twilight Zone

SEREVENT wrote:

.Sup wrote:

I went to take a nap. Is Jord still alive?
Are you a couch-nap person, or a bed-nap person?
Both actually. Depends in which room I take a nap.
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bennisboy
Member
+829|7103|Poundland

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

/bangs head on table

Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.

So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
Ahem, I still said that your body would age cos it still experiences time even if "time" (clock time) stays the same

Also I was just using the fact that he would jump forward in "time" to show that he couldnt stay at the exact same time/date forever.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7077|London, England

usmarine wrote:

go back in time and fix yur teeths wankers
best post
Jono-blundo
I iz lurking j00
+2|6671|Stavanger, Norway
If you want to live longer (not forever) you can build a spaceship and live in space
Time goes slower in space.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7300|Alberta, Canada

Jono-blundo wrote:

If you want to live longer (not forever) you can build a spaceship and live in space
Time goes slower in space.
Your bones deteriorate in space and you have to exercise a lot to keep that from happening.
Jono-blundo
I iz lurking j00
+2|6671|Stavanger, Norway

Ryan wrote:

Jono-blundo wrote:

If you want to live longer (not forever) you can build a spaceship and live in space
Time goes slower in space.
Your bones deteriorate in space and you have to exercise a lot to keep that from happening.
Then you exercise alot
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7022|England

I cant believe nobody has mentioned how hes supposed to eat and drink forever when sat in a plane
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6800|tropical regions of london
could a plane take off from a treadmill?
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6895
Jord, while I find your theory full of lunacy, I personally hope you will live forever.  You deserve it you sod.  lol

Last edited by oChaos.Haze (2008-08-23 11:52:48)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6927

God Save the Queen wrote:

could a plane take off from a treadmill?
It has to reach a certain speed/momentum before the aerodynamic design of the wings begin to produce uplift.

Not sure sure if the momentum has to actually be directed forward, just that airflow must be going over and under the wings at a certain velocity.
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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7149

God Save the Queen wrote:

could a plane take off from a treadmill?
Fuck. Keep your dick out of paradox holes and old threads.
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6800|tropical regions of london

Uzique wrote:

God Save the Queen wrote:

could a plane take off from a treadmill?
It has to reach a certain speed/momentum before the aerodynamic design of the wings begin to produce uplift.

Not sure sure if the momentum has to actually be directed forward, just that airflow must be going over and under the wings at a certain velocity.
on a treadmill?
jord
Member
+2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

oChaos.Haze wrote:

Jord, while I find your theory full of lunacy, I personally hope you will live forever.  You deserve it you sod.  lol
I don't know whether to read that as a compliment or what. Seeing as how living past 200 years would probably be hell and extremely boring.


Also a plane can't take off from a treadmill. What speed is it going to take off the treadmill when it climbs? 0MPH? It would just stall. It wouldn't suddenly go from 0 to 200MPH in a split second.
TravisC555
Member
+118|6676|Cox Convention Center, OK

God Save the Queen wrote:

could a plane take off from a treadmill?
[sarcasm]Yes, the mythbusters proved it.[/sarcasm]

Last edited by TravisC555 (2008-08-23 12:02:08)

God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6800|tropical regions of london
that doesnt mean shit.  I think thats one of the worse shows on TV right now.
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6895

jord wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:

Jord, while I find your theory full of lunacy, I personally hope you will live forever.  You deserve it you sod.  lol
I don't know whether to read that as a compliment or what. Seeing as how living past 200 years would probably be hell and extremely boring.


Also a plane can't take off from a treadmill. What speed is it going to take off the treadmill when it climbs? 0MPH? It would just stall. It wouldn't suddenly go from 0 to 200MPH in a split second.
LoL, it was a compliment, just randomly worded.  = I hope you always get everything you wanted.
jord
Member
+2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

oChaos.Haze wrote:

jord wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:

Jord, while I find your theory full of lunacy, I personally hope you will live forever.  You deserve it you sod.  lol
I don't know whether to read that as a compliment or what. Seeing as how living past 200 years would probably be hell and extremely boring.


Also a plane can't take off from a treadmill. What speed is it going to take off the treadmill when it climbs? 0MPH? It would just stall. It wouldn't suddenly go from 0 to 200MPH in a split second.
LoL, it was a compliment, just randomly worded.  = I hope you always get everything you wanted.
3>
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7218

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

usmarine wrote:

go back in time and fix yur teeths wankers
best post
sweet
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6848|Southern California

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

i g wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

/bangs head on table

Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.

So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
thanks captain obvious
people have made deadly serious posts ignoring the facts in that first paragraph
I am with Flaming, as an idea its just dumb.... as a joke... Didn't we all already go through this idea when we were in 6th grade?

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