Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6685|NSW, Australia

OK its my mothers birthday tomoro and i have No idea what to get her

shes going to france for a month in about 20 days so maybe something good for that?

or just any generic mother present



plz dont say stupid shit like "dildo"
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6455|The Mitten
What does she like?
EE (hats
tuckergustav
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well, how much are you thinking of spending?
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Brasso
member
+1,549|7086

dildo

wait what?
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6685|NSW, Australia

i dont want to spend much, i pretty much just want Something
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6994|Long Island, New York
Perfume. All older women love that.

And if they say they don't, fucking drown the bitch in it. She'll learn to like it.
tuckergustav
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I say a  typical woman gift...bath stuff.  Bubble bath, shower gel, lotion, loofa...it may be generic, but really...it is nice to have an excuse to take a break and a nice long bath.  Go to a place like bath & body works(or whatever is similar...look it up) and get a gift set.  Get a relaxing scent...and on the card, tell her that your gift to her is a little relaxation...

cheesy, but she will appreciate it.

what do you think?
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cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6746|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

tuckergustav wrote:

I say a  typical woman gift...bath stuff.  Bubble bath, shower gel, lotion, loofa...it may be generic, but really...it is nice to have an excuse to take a break and a nice long bath.  Go to a place like bath & body works(or whatever is similar...look it up) and get a gift set.  Get a relaxing scent...and on the card, tell her that your gift to her is a little relaxation...

cheesy, but she will appreciate it.

what do you think?
i concur

considering tucker's lack of a penis
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Brasso
member
+1,549|7086

cowami wrote:

tuckergustav wrote:

I say a  typical woman gift...bath stuff.  Bubble bath, shower gel, lotion, loofa...it may be generic, but really...it is nice to have an excuse to take a break and a nice long bath.  Go to a place like bath & body works(or whatever is similar...look it up) and get a gift set.  Get a relaxing scent...and on the card, tell her that your gift to her is a little relaxation...

cheesy, but she will appreciate it.

what do you think?
i concur

considering tucker's lack of a penis
oh right, all mothers love bath and body works, forgot about that.  my mom loves when she gets stuff from there.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7218

has she ever been to france???

travel guide maybe?

translation book?

travelers checks
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

usmarine wrote:

has she ever been to france???

travel guide maybe?

translation book?

travelers checks
you forgot a white flag, lulz

and yes haffey, all mothers have a thing for bath and body shit. it's...odd.

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-08-29 20:44:58)

tuckergustav
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usmarine wrote:

has she ever been to france???

travel guide maybe?

translation book?

travelers checks
those are good ideas...


looks like OP has choices now.
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Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6685|NSW, Australia

shes never been to france, and shes gone overkill on travel guides and books and stuff


and has been learning french for over a year and she doesnt fucking shut up with her french garbage anymore

ill be going out to erina fair (big shopping centre) and ill have a look for a bath&body type store
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7218

Nappy wrote:

shes never been to france, and shes gone overkill on travel guides and books and stuff


and has been learning french for over a year and she doesnt fucking shut up with her french garbage anymore

ill be going out to erina fair (big shopping centre) and ill have a look for a bath&body type store
i duuno, euros are odd

TrueMusou
Member
+36|6617|United States Of Hamerica
Get a camera!!! A FUCKING CAMERA! Well...not a "Fucking-Camera"...but a you know what I'm saying.

I think I won this thread
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6204|Croatia
Give her incest.
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6612|Vancouver | Canada

TrueMusou wrote:

Get a camera!!! A FUCKING CAMERA! Well...not a "Fucking-Camera"...but a you know what I'm saying.

I think I won this thread
I concur.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7088

blah wrote:

Give her incest.
Incest is Wincest
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6685|NSW, Australia

i got her perfume from myers for 32 bucks and giftwrapped





































and i hit on the hot bitch and got her number
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6209|Roma
I always bought my mother either a scarf or a set of perfume, last time i bought her a Dior perfume/makeup stuff like that set.

Last edited by aerodynamic (2008-08-30 09:34:35)

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