BF2S Forums Saturday Morning Relax

I work from Mondays thru Fridays, and I hope Saturday to be a day for relax.  Well, this morning I got woken up by a frigging bulldozer at 7 am.  They are building new condos next to my apartment and there's a lot of noise.  Ok.  I wake up.  Had a shower.  Around 8 my kid wake up, as he usually does everyday by that time.  He's almost 11 months old now, and he eats cookies and has his milk served in a baby glass every morning.  My wife asked me to do it for her coz she was pretty tired.  Ok.  I took the kid to the kitchen, I put him in his baby's eating chair and started preparing breakfast for him and for us.  What I didn't notice was that he was close enough to reach my glass of coke which I left in a table near the edge.  Well, you know what babies do with things.  They take them and drop them.  Yup.  Straight to the floor.  All in a sudden I was barefoot surrounded by thousands of small invisible pieces of broken glass.  The kid's chair is tall enough to protect him from any harm.  But I wasn't protected by his chair.  Did I mention I was barefoot?  When I turned to look what the fuck was going on I got one piece of glass stuck right in my left foot.  I had to call my wife to check the baby and went to the bath to take the piece of glass out of my foot.  After that, I was kindly asked to clean the mess "I" had done.  Ok.  I took the vacuum cleaner, I vacuumed the kitchen's floor.  Then I cleaned it with the cleaning stuff you use to clean a floor.  And when I thought I was done, my wife kindly asked me, again, to vacuum the three bedrooms, since the vacuum cleaner was there...Ok.  I did it.  Wait, what the fuck happened to my Saturday morning relax?  Gone.  Now I can have my breakfast. 

Advice: if you are married and wake up early on Saturdays, go to a bar.  If you have a baby never, I repeat never, leave any glass of coke or whatever you drink next to him or you could end hurting yourself and cleaning your entire home.