I'd say to her: "puši kurac" but thats just me
Lolwut?.Sup wrote:
I'd say to her: "puši kurac" but thats just me
But yeah, You could also use the "I wasn't on school property, So piss off" method that somebody else raised up before.
But I dunno, My school once said that as long as we were in our uniform, we remained the school's liability.
But anyway. Good Luck
Last edited by Laura (2008-09-16 21:29:10)
Yeah, that's where you fucked up.blah wrote:
asks us:"What school are you for Gods sake,Ruđer(nick of our school)?"
I burst in laughter:"HAHAHAHAH,HOW DID YOU KNOW!?"(sarcasm)
she replies:"I have been teaching in your school for 20 years!!"
Id rather use the killing in the name method
Private conversation. She shouldn't have been listening to your conversation, say that you and a friend were talking and she turned her head slightly so she could listen.
You're a teenager, you have hormones - why the hell should you not be allowed to talk to a friend about who you'd like to have sex with on the off chance there's a teacher who goes to that school listening to your conversation?
You're a teenager, you have hormones - why the hell should you not be allowed to talk to a friend about who you'd like to have sex with on the off chance there's a teacher who goes to that school listening to your conversation?
i was with my friend and he sold chronic to my old science teacher once
rofljord wrote:
Or confront your teacher and get possible sex, like that porn I watched a week ago on Redtube.
wat
tell your physics teacher you can show her what physics is all about
*cues porno music*
bow chicka wah wah
*cues porno music*
bow chicka wah wah
To be honest, I wouldn't be looking at any of the advice given here..........the school will side with the teacher and it'll just make it worse. The whole "rights" thing everyone is talking about is a load of crap in school circles and everyone knows it. Just go have the balls to admit it.
It's doesn't matter if it was right or wrong the second you start lying.
It's doesn't matter if it was right or wrong the second you start lying.
Last edited by kylef (2008-09-16 23:34:39)
As far as I know, schools have no control over you outside of school property and fieldtrips/stuff.
It'd be fucking retarded if they did.
It'd be fucking retarded if they did.
Ok then. Put your dick where your mouth is and go kiss the teacher. Then take pix and threaten to go public and to le policia if she tries anything sketchy like expelling you. Trust me, this is the only way. No other ways. Pics. Need. We do. Yes. Now, mush!
Or just confess that you're in love with her and you only meant to brag to your friend how you actually would make sweet love to her down by the fireplace. Then marry her. And get a standing ovation at home from your folks for it.
Or just confess that you're in love with her and you only meant to brag to your friend how you actually would make sweet love to her down by the fireplace. Then marry her. And get a standing ovation at home from your folks for it.
That idea might just be crazy enough to work.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ok then. Put your dick where your mouth is and go kiss the teacher. Then take pix and threaten to go public and to le policia if she tries anything sketchy like expelling you. Trust me, this is the only way. No other ways. Pics. Need. We do. Yes. Now, mush!
Or just confess that you're in love with her and you only meant to brag to your friend how you actually would make sweet love to her down by the fireplace. Then marry her. And get a standing ovation at home from your folks for it.
If you really are worried about getting expelled, tell your principal the teacher hit on you one day after class. She kissed you and asked you to stay behind for some extra tutoring but you got too nervous and left.
She'll be forced to quit in shame and you'll get to skip class for your "counseling" sessions to talk about appropriate behaviour.
It's a win-win scenario for all involved.
Lol. when they ask u just admitt it say it was a harmless conversation. no use trying to do anything else because then the shit will really hit the fan
Interesting story, but I never said your to my mom vicky,Laura wrote:
Just use the old 'Kids will be Kids' trick.
It's worked for me a million timesAnd omg yes, Lol.VicktorVauhn wrote:
Did you ever say "Your mom" to your mom?
I once was trying to skip school by hiding under the covers, And my mum was like please get out of bed.
So I was like nooo five more minutes.
She then called me a lazy oaf, To which I retaliated with 'Your mum, mum."
We then burst out in laughter and I didn't end up going to school that day
Parker wrote:
that explains SO much!War Man wrote:
Homeschooled that is whyNeXuS4909 wrote:
Really?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
"The student is obliged to behave politely in school,public places and transportation;to maintain his/hers reputation and school's reputation!"
If those are the school rules I wouldn't even bother appealing. You're probably even bound to it by contract.
sux2bu
If those are the school rules I wouldn't even bother appealing. You're probably even bound to it by contract.
sux2bu
This.TheAussieReaper wrote:
That idea might just be crazy enough to work.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ok then. Put your dick where your mouth is and go kiss the teacher. Then take pix and threaten to go public and to le policia if she tries anything sketchy like expelling you. Trust me, this is the only way. No other ways. Pics. Need. We do. Yes. Now, mush!
Or just confess that you're in love with her and you only meant to brag to your friend how you actually would make sweet love to her down by the fireplace. Then marry her. And get a standing ovation at home from your folks for it.
If you really are worried about getting expelled, tell your principal the teacher hit on you one day after class. She kissed you and asked you to stay behind for some extra tutoring but you got too nervous and left.
She'll be forced to quit in shame and you'll get to skip class for your "counseling" sessions to talk about appropriate behaviour.
It's a win-win scenario for all involved.
For extra effect, say she made for your crotch, but you held back her lust driven advances. And where the shit are the pics??
Still no pics ...
I have school in the afternoon shift,I'll try to get pics with my camera phone today.Pics this evening.
camera phones ftw!
camera phones ftw!
great successblah wrote:
I have school in the afternoon shift,I'll try to get pics with my camera phone today.Pics this evening.
camera phones ftw!
Well, my school has those rules as well - except they only apply to situations where you're representing the school (read: wearing the uniform)..teddy..jimmy wrote:
"The student is obliged to behave politely in school,public places and transportation;to maintain his/hers reputation and school's reputation!"
If those are the school rules I wouldn't even bother appealing. You're probably even bound to it by contract.
sux2bu
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
Spark needs to come and lose some brain cells in the AU section more often tbhSpark wrote:
Well, my school has those rules as well - except they only apply to situations where you're representing the school (read: wearing the uniform)..teddy..jimmy wrote:
"The student is obliged to behave politely in school,public places and transportation;to maintain his/hers reputation and school's reputation!"
If those are the school rules I wouldn't even bother appealing. You're probably even bound to it by contract.
sux2bu
Yes.Parker wrote:
that explains SO much!War Man wrote:
Homeschooled that is whyNeXuS4909 wrote:
Really?
Also, 4 pages and still no pics. Doesn't your school have a website with pics of the teachers or something? For God's sake man, put some effort into it.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
This.ghettoperson wrote:
OP you're incredibly stupid and deserve whatever punishment you have coming to you if you gave her your real name.
And oh, pound your teacher and leave stains all over the class.
Werrrrd hombre.Parker wrote:
that explains SO much!War Man wrote:
Homeschooled that is whyNeXuS4909 wrote:
Really?
CapnNismo wrote:
Still no pics ...