Never let your girl drive your F******** car!

2008-09-18 23:44:08

#1

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6714|B.C. Canada

OK so today I get home from work and I let my girlfriend take my car to school because I have my truck to drive to work. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE! I get home and look into the drive way just to see if she was home (by checking to see if the car was there) well it was so I kept walking then I was like WTF? What is that green shit all on the ground? So I go to look then that's when the shit hit the fan. I go inside to ask her what the fuck she did to my car and she starts yelling at me saying the car is to damn low to the ground!!! OMG!!! what a dumb bitch. So apparently she hit the curb parking at a clothing store with her friends not paying attention and she ran right up onto the sidewalk putting a big fucking hole in the Radiator. Well she blames it on me for some reason. She telling me that the car was low to the ground and that I should of told her that she cant drive on the sidewalk.

Well to make the story short after blaming it on me and not apologizing for wrecking a good car I through her ass out of the house. Fucking Bitch. I hate women!!! Do you think Radiator Sealer would fix the problem?

I well post pics of it tomorrow after work.

Last edited by trex1210 (2008-09-18 23:57:18)

2008-09-18 23:47:19

#2

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6895|Brisbane, Australia

If you are so protective of your car maybe you should have said so before letting a woman drive it.

What did you expect, honestly? Of course she crashed.

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2008-09-18 23:47:36

#3

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7134|In You Endo- Stoke

Jesus dude,last time i let my missus drive my car,she ran it into a lamp-post.

But at least she admitted it was her fault! (i was in the car lol)

You can try sealer,hell of alot cheaper than a new rad.If it leaks then you know its not going to be good enough to keep the water/coolant in.

2008-09-18 23:47:48

#4

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

Lol. Women, they get on your nerves

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-18 23:53:17

#5

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6714|B.C. Canada

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
If you are so protective of your car maybe you should have said so before letting a woman drive it.

What did you expect, honestly? Of course she crashed.

I am not so protective of my car (its my truck that is my baby), I just thought that she was not that dumb. I had faith but now I learned my lesson. WOMAN CANNOT DRIVE!

Last edited by trex1210 (2008-09-18 23:56:09)

2008-09-18 23:59:53

#6

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6675|Phoenix, AZ

This is why you drive manual... Chics cant drive manual (most people actually)

edit: this joke is appropriate....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because she was a woman

Last edited by GodFather (2008-09-19 00:02:06)

2008-09-19 00:00:03

#7

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

trex1210 wrote:
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
If you are so protective of your car maybe you should have said so before letting a woman drive it.

What did you expect, honestly? Of course she crashed.
I am not so protective of my car (its my truck that is my baby), I just thought that she was not that dumb. I had faith but now I learned my lesson. WOMAN CANNOT DRIVE!

Some women can, some can't.

At least 60 seconds have to pass between posts. Please wait a little while and try posting again.

That really is starting to piss me off

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-19 00:05:18

#8

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7036|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Women wreck and trash cars. It's what they do. Their little brains aren't designed to give a shit about mechanical thing like cars.

Or she was getting back at you for something.

2008-09-19 00:12:14

#9

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6895|Brisbane, Australia

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2008-09-19 00:14:34

#10

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6608|what

She didn't bother to get it fixed herself, or take it to a mechanic. Just drive it back and hope you didn't notice? Wow.

2008-09-19 00:25:06

#11

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6714|B.C. Canada

TheAussieReaper wrote:
She didn't bother to get it fixed herself, or take it to a mechanic. Just drive it back and hope you didn't notice? Wow.

Ya and then tries to blame it on me as well. That is why I booted her ass out the door.

2008-09-19 00:31:15

#12

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6950|Sydney, Australia

trex1210 wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
She didn't bother to get it fixed herself, or take it to a mechanic. Just drive it back and hope you didn't notice? Wow.
Ya and then tries to blame it on me as well. That is why I booted her ass out the door.

She blamed it on you because she was afraid you'd blame her (which would probably be about right), at least have the decency to admit to your mistake right?!

2008-09-19 00:33:46

#13

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

trex1210 wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
She didn't bother to get it fixed herself, or take it to a mechanic. Just drive it back and hope you didn't notice? Wow.
Ya and then tries to blame it on me as well. That is why I booted her ass out the door.

So, she is your ex-girlfriend now, right?

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-19 00:34:16

#14

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6783

What a dumb bitch. In a situation like that she does NOT have the right to blame it on you. Did she even apologize yet? Man, women like that just piss me off. Can't even admit they made a mistake, or apologize, and blame it on you? Dump her ass.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-09-19 00:37:41

#15

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7087|Finland

That's actually a common problem with the missusses, I.e. a lack of respect for other people's possessions. It's not that they can't drive, it's that they won't give the concept the time of day, that breaking stuff leads to additional costs. There are three options here, none of which you should do because I said so (I am freeing myself of all responsibility).

1. Make her/her parents/her trustfund etc. pay for the damages.

2. Break something that the bitch sees as her most priced possession. Be it a Hello Kitty notebook or her vow of selibacy - it must be broken so that she understands the severity of the situation.

3. Be completely whipped and do nothing.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-09-19 00:39:55

#16

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

you misspelled celibacy

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-19 00:44:51

#17

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6714|B.C. Canada

Well as of right now I we have not broken up yet. I am willing to give her a chance to come to me get on her knees and apologize for this and pay for the damages. If not then I am going to get the money some how and our relationship well be done.

2008-09-19 00:48:49

#18

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7087|Finland

War Man wrote:
you misspelled celibacy

Oh I'm sorry. I'm Finnish, you know. So English isn't my first language. Hell, it's not even my second language.

You on the other hand are from the US. This would facilitate you to produce perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation, am I right?

Let's see some of the material you've written during the past 24 hours..

War Man wrote:
Guy is a dork

The guy is a dork.

War Man wrote:
Same hear, just like I hate atheists who don't respect our beliefs and hate us setting up Christmas ornaments and such on our own property.

Same here.

War Man wrote:
Definately that, and some other game I can't think of at the moment

Definitely that.

War Man wrote:
Just ate some of my mom's homemade raviolis.

I just ate some of my mom's homemade raviolis.

Now get back on topic.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-09-19 00:54:04

#19

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7033|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

DonFck wrote:
War Man wrote:
you misspelled celibacy
Oh I'm sorry. I'm Finnish, you know. So English isn't my first language. Hell, it's not even my second language.

You on the other hand are from the US. This would facilitate you to produce perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation, am I right?

Let's see some of the material you've written during the past 24 hours..

War Man wrote:
Guy is a dork
The guy is a dork.

War Man wrote:
Same hear, just like I hate atheists who don't respect our beliefs and hate us setting up Christmas ornaments and such on our own property.
Same here.

War Man wrote:
Definately that, and some other game I can't think of at the moment
Definitely that.

War Man wrote:
Just ate some of my mom's homemade raviolis.
I just ate some of my mom's homemade raviolis.

Now get back on topic.

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Sorry, wanted to say that for a long time

2008-09-19 00:58:50

#20

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6847|Southern California

You know, I was ALMOST gonna be on her side if you have a lowered car or whatever...

I have stiff springs on my car, and its lowered a little so I wont let people drive it because its not exactly like driving a regular car... You have to take bumps slowly, its easier to make it spin, going up decently steep driveways can lift a tire off the ground and you can potentially get stuck....

But then I read this:
"She telling me that the car was low to the ground and that I should of told her that she cant drive on the sidewalk. "

Holy shit never mind... "Here are the keys, BTW you cannot drive on the sidewalk"
What the fuck?

2008-09-19 01:31:43

#21

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6608|what

DonFck just school War Man.

Thus endeth the lesson.

2008-09-19 01:53:31

#22

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6847|Southern California

War man did get owned...but he was right on the last one...

"my mom's" is possessive, meaning it belongs to his mom
"my moms" is plural, meaning both his moms (cue the "your mom is a dike" jokes)

Let this be a lesson children... If its close enough to understand, and they made an effort... shut the fuck up, no one cares they made a minor mistake in casual conversation, your just making yourself look like a douche.

Now then... back to driving on the sidewalk.

Last edited by VicktorVauhn (2008-09-19 01:54:09)

2008-09-19 01:57:19

#23

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7194|The Hague, Netherlands

DonFck wrote:
War Man wrote:
you misspelled celibacy
Oh I'm sorry. I'm Finnish, you know. So English isn't my first language. Hell, it's not even my second language.

You on the other hand are from the US. This would facilitate you to produce perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation, am I right?

Let's see some of the material you've written during the past 24 hours..

War Man wrote:
Guy is a dork
The guy is a dork.

War Man wrote:
Same hear, just like I hate atheists who don't respect our beliefs and hate us setting up Christmas ornaments and such on our own property.
Same here.

War Man wrote:
Definately that, and some other game I can't think of at the moment
Definitely that.

War Man wrote:
Just ate some of my mom's homemade raviolis.
I just ate some of my mom's homemade raviolis.

Now get back on topic.

ahh you make him runned awoy too hes huuse.

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2008-09-19 02:15:53

#24

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6846

hoos get a huse?!

2008-09-19 02:23:20

#25

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6894|King Of The Islands

some_random_panda wrote:
hoos get a huse?!

Ai, woormun. eh get back ta his huuse.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

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