So yesterday i was stalked...

2008-09-20 10:54:21

#1

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6563|Birmingham, UK

for realziz

Seriously, i really was. There was this big, bald guy. And at first i thought nothing of it... but after the plane factory i got suspicious, 'cause when i stopped to tie my lace, he stopped and looked the other way. Then he started again.

When i crossed the road at the timber yard,he did. So i crossed again, twice, as he did.

Then, i saw a coach park, and i had an idea.

I did that thing where you go in, then turn into the crowd and walk backwards, so i did that and was all like

I looked back and he was standing there...

Coincidence?

2008-09-20 10:55:38

#2

jord: Member; +2,382|7133|The North, beyond the wall.

Mmm you should have just turned around and said "What the fuck do you think you're doing". Then you would got an answer.

Probably

"I'm about to rape you".

2008-09-20 10:56:13

#3

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6369|...

you will disappear soon.

...

2008-09-20 10:58:50

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7024|Mountains of NC

jord wrote:
Mmm you should have just turned around and said "What the fuck do you think you're doing". Then you would got an answer.

Probably

"I'm about to rape you".

https://www.meef.com/photopost/data/502/buttsecks_02.jpg

should've ran around in traffic or walked in the mens room then immediatly turned around and walked out and pass him at the door ..... just walk around crazy like and see if he would mirror you

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-09-20 10:59:35

#5

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6563|Birmingham, UK

SEREMAKER wrote:
should've ran around in traffic or walked in the mens room then immediatly turned around and walked out and pass him at the door ..... just walk around crazy like and see if he would mirror you

Thats why i crossed the road a few times.

2008-09-20 11:01:14

#6

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7024|Mountains of NC

or just shit in your hand and throw it at him

2008-09-20 11:02:07

#7

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

jord wrote:
Mmm you should have just turned around and said "What the fuck do you think you're doing". Then you would got an answer.

Yeah, that'll work. Go piss him off so he kill serevent, brilliant idea

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-20 11:02:19

#8

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6369|...

SEREMAKER wrote:
or just shit in your hand and throw it at him

ewww

...

2008-09-20 11:03:31

#9

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7162|67.222.138.85

SEREMAKER wrote:
or just shit in your hand and throw it at him

So this is what they teach at SERE training.

2008-09-20 11:06:52

#10

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6563|Birmingham, UK

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
or just shit in your hand and throw it at him
So this is what they teach at SERE training.

Must be a new course

At least i learned how to kill a man with a toothbrush.

2008-09-20 11:07:14

#11

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7024|Mountains of NC

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
or just shit in your hand and throw it at him
So this is what they teach at SERE training.

tax money at its best

Resistance - by any means necessary

2008-09-20 11:07:32

#12

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

SEREVENT wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
or just shit in your hand and throw it at him
So this is what they teach at SERE training.
Must be a new course

At least i learned how to kill a man with a toothbrush.

*Props head up for interest*

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-20 11:07:35

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7217

poor guy just wants to give to a good rogering

2008-09-20 11:09:15

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7217

War Man wrote:
*Props head up for interest*

you turn it into a shank. aint that hard.

2008-09-20 11:12:36

#15

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7021|England

usmarine wrote:
poor guy just wants to give to a good rogering

Ive walked/drove circles around a round-a-bout when its happened to me.

Stalking, that is.. not rogering.

2008-09-20 11:13:47

#16

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7024|Mountains of NC

usmarine wrote:
War Man wrote:
*Props head up for interest*
you turn it into a shank. aint that hard.

you can turn almost anything into a shank .......... took a plastic lid to a coffee can, melted it and rolled and dipping it into water to harden it up then melted & rolled more of it into a awsm shank

2008-09-20 11:14:49

#17

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7024|Mountains of NC

War Man wrote:
usmarine wrote:
War Man wrote:
*Props head up for interest*
you turn it into a shank. aint that hard.
Do I look/sound like one who had marine hand-to-hand training?

you are " War Man "

2008-09-20 11:16:26

#18

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7169|Purplicious Wisconsin

SEREMAKER wrote:
War Man wrote:
usmarine wrote:

you turn it into a shank. aint that hard.
Do I look/sound like one who had marine hand-to-hand training?
you are " War Man "

Will be, hopefully.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-09-20 11:20:32

#19

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|6205|شمال

Robb hum m8

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2008-09-20 12:00:01

#20

bennisboy: Member; +829|7102|Poundland

psch, he probs jus wanted to rob (or nob) you

2008-09-20 12:31:13

#21

venom6: Since day One.; +247|7014|Hungary

This is some scary shit! Thats why you should not walk ALONE at night on dark streets!
Use pepper spray or anything else what can be used legal to your own defense! Get something if you cant avoid to get home alone at night!

Safty first!
We got sick retard psycos running on the streets in the 21st century!

2008-09-20 13:07:56

#22

Ioan92: Member; +337|6178

venom6 wrote:
This is some scary shit! Thats why you should not walk ALONE at night on dark streets!
Use pepper spray or anything else what can be used legal to your own defense! Get something if you cant avoid to get home alone at night!

Safty first!
We got sick retard psycos running on the streets in the 21st century!

No.

This is what you should have:

2008-09-20 14:39:40

#23

Kez: Member; +778|6158|London, UK

I had a dream about a stalker stalking my brother, it was pretty weird. First the guy kicked me in the balls and then I said that I wasn't related to my brother and then all of a sudden we ended up riding bikes through our local park, until he found us hiding in a shed and then he ran off with my brother...

Yeah, that was pretty scary

2008-09-20 14:46:34

#24

CosmoKramer: CC you in October; +131|7074|Medford, WI

Ioan92 wrote:
venom6 wrote:
This is some scary shit! Thats why you should not walk ALONE at night on dark streets!
Use pepper spray or anything else what can be used legal to your own defense! Get something if you cant avoid to get home alone at night!

Safty first!
We got sick retard psycos running on the streets in the 21st century!
No.

This is what you should have:

or this

2008-09-20 17:07:12

#25

Jrdeacs: Member; +22|6354

Now remember what your mum said... Never talk 2 strangers

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