Birthday war

2008-09-25 08:44:12

#26

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6369|...

...or you could buy a remote control tether...this way she won't lose your remote...that would be a very thoughtful gift....

or this...

Adams_BJ wrote:
You could just get her like some cheap arse perfume and act as though the mower doesn't count because it mows her lawn which she complains about if you don't so in a round about sort of way she is punishing you but is disguising it as a present so that she has yet another reason to hold something over you for the rest of your life.

...but only if you want to turn it into an actual war instead of a birthday war...

btw...your wife is pretty clever...my hubby's b-day is a month before mine so I get to do this every year...

...

2008-09-25 08:45:10

#27

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7162|67.222.138.85

She gave you a really nice tool to mow the lawn right? Give her a really nice vacuum cleaner.

then give her the dog in the bag with the spa certificate

2008-09-25 09:09:05

#28

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7076|London, England

That flaming maniac has the right thinking here. Buy her some new household appliances or something.

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-09-25 09:09:29)

2008-09-25 09:14:12

#29

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6581|So Cal

Get her a lawnmower seat cushion. Every wifey loves those.
...
BTW, Isn't it kind of weird when a wife or even husband gives their spouse a birthday gift, since it's their own money that they are spending it on.
I mean both Husband and Wife save their money together, so it's really like buying your own stuff.
...Just my two centavos.

2008-09-25 10:22:47

#30

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6208|Roma

CameronPoe wrote:
Louis Vuitton bag. They love that shit.

or Fendi.
Comes back in a good way.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/8ea27f2d75b353b0a18b096ed75ec5e142da7cc2.png

2008-09-25 10:27:13

#31

LOG: dain bramaged; +51|6576|Punta Gorda,Florida

give her some diamond ear rings or something along that line. you can get a nice pair cheap 3-400 $ and she will be blown away and you wont be in the dog house. she dropped 3,200 on that mower you could toss in the vaccum as a gag. give her the vacuum cleaner when she gives you that look like your about to die hand her the ear rings.

you learn the true meaning of life when you see houses and cars blow by like leaves on a windy day.

2008-09-25 10:36:51

#32

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6678|Escea

One of these tbh, and when it gets bigger, it can pull your sled around too if your car breaks down.

https://dogs-puppies.dogs-central.com/siberian-husky-puppy/images/siberian-husky3.jpg

plus some kind of nice watch, don't know any good female watch brands though.

2008-09-25 10:43:52

#33

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6929|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I don't get chicks. Why do they want some blingbling that they're prolly gonna use tops 10 times a year that cost too much? And if they lose it they'll go whaa whaa like a 10yo on wake who doesn't get a plane. And then you'll go Pi on your head. Dump the offspring to either ones parents and take her on a kickass vacation to relax completely.

2008-09-25 10:54:13

#34

100% Irishpride: Banned; +81|6615|Dublin

RoosterCantrell wrote:
Divorce papers.

Because it's not the money, its the thought that counts.

ftw

2008-09-25 11:05:55

#35

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6219|Belgium

'Better in bed in 10 steps', buy her that book. It'll pay.

2008-09-25 11:38:04

#36

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6847|Southern California

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
She gave you a really nice tool to mow the lawn right? Give her a really nice vacuum cleaner.

then give her the dog in the bag with the spa certificate

Get her a really nice vacuum, then when she freaks out say "Just kidding!" and show her the really nice dish washer you got her also...

2008-09-25 11:45:12

#37

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|6205|شمال

Fuck the dog. Jewelry ftw!

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2008-09-25 11:50:50

#38

lilbaily2: Member; +12|7097|OH

Get her dishwashing gloves because you know her ass has been out of the kitchen long enough to buy you a riding mower

2008-09-25 16:19:51

#39

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

theDude5B wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
All of you guys are obsessed with faggy dogs and handbags, you know that?
Yeah cause we mention dogs and handbags in one thread and we are all now obsessed.

How many times in your life have you mentioned either a 'cock' or 'penis'?

about as many times as you overreact in one day probably.

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 16:23:29

#40

GR34: Member; +215|7000|ALBERTA> CANADA

A Helper MONKEY

2008-09-25 16:34:14

#41

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

UPDATE:

I checked out what idea's you guys had before I left my office today and the winner is.....Varegg with the spa treatment and FM with the appliance.
Karma to you guys.

I got her a spa package at Foxwoods Casino for the day and then dinner for her and her sister. I was going to get her a Coach purse but I went to the Buckland Mall and the fucking things are like $400-$700 dollars and I refuse to spend that on a purse. So I got her a vacuum.

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 16:40:08

#42

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7217

deeznutz1245 wrote:
So I got her a vacuum.

NO NO NO NO NO

you better be the one using the vacuum then.

2008-09-25 16:44:50

#43

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

usmarine wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
So I got her a vacuum.
NO NO NO NO NO

you better be the one using the vacuum then.

I dunno. She has been bugging me about getting a Dyson and then I would bug her about a tractor. I didn't tink she would get it for me though so it's fitting I guess.

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 16:48:16

#44

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7217

deeznutz1245 wrote:
usmarine wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
So I got her a vacuum.
NO NO NO NO NO

you better be the one using the vacuum then.
I dunno. She has been bugging me about getting a Dyson and then I would bug her about a tractor. I didn't tink she would get it for me though so it's fitting I guess.

ooo a dyson. thats a good one. nvm. good choice.

i love my dyson

Last edited by usmarine (2008-09-25 16:48:39)

2008-09-25 16:49:41

#45

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

I heard they are worth it. So they suck I guess.

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 16:50:47

#46

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7217

deeznutz1245 wrote:
I heard they are worth it. So they suck I guess.

ya they suck. damn near rip up the carpet. when you get it, vacuum with the old one, then vacuum right after with the dyson. its fucking nuts.

2008-09-25 16:52:47

#47

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

Canadianloser wrote:
Varegg wrote:
A spa weekend usually works, send her away and invite the guys for a beer bash ... win win situation
yea send her and her best friend to cali or something for a few days of spa treatment and resort. idk.

California. Dude, I live in Connecticut. Thats fucking expensive.

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 16:56:08

#48

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7217

ya man. send her to a spa then we can play some bf2 and rape zimmer.

2008-09-25 18:26:17

#49

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7298|Alberta, Canada

deeznutz1245 wrote:
All of you guys are obsessed with faggy dogs and handbags, you know that?

Better than all your obsessions combined.

2008-09-25 18:30:20

#50

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|7001

maffiaw wrote:
theDude5B wrote:
Combine the two.

A Louis Vuitton bag with a Puppy/Toy Dog inside.
Agree. Instant sex tbh.

Not if the dog shits in it.

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