Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6899|EE Chat
Ok wtf?
(Oct. 1) - It's not your typical mug shot. But then again, this isn't your typical case.
A police photo of an Ohio woman who was arrested while wearing a cow suit has created a buzz on the Internet, making its way around the world, according to oxfordpress.com.
Middletown police say Michelle Allen, 32, was charged with disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 after she was caught impeding traffic and chasing children. Metro.co.uk reports that Allen had been hired to wear the costume to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park, but left the job to go on a drinking binge.
Judge Mark Wall sentenced Allen, who also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front garden during her bender, to 30 days in jail. "Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least," Wall told the New York Post.
Masterminds Need Not Apply
Middletown Division of Police

Udderly Crazy?: Michelle Allen was arrested for disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 while wearing a cow costume. Police in Middletown, Ohio, said the 32-year-old was impeding traffic and chasing children around during a drinking binge. She was reportedly wearing the outfit for a job at a theme park.
Rolflmao at the chasing children around.
"Come here little kids!"
"Holy Shit a talking cow!"
http://news.aol.com/article/woman-in-co … ted/196660

Last edited by Reddhedd (2008-10-01 18:13:22)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6992|Long Island, New York
Chocolate milk?

HEY-OH!

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-10-01 18:15:50)

Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7086

What a bloody Cow.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6922
There's a woman in that picture?
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6899|EE Chat

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

There's a woman in that picture?
I'm not sure. Maybe she put her foot into the head of the costume?
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7086

https://www.aolcdn.com/_media/kegallerypub/blank.gif

I'd hit that... With a milk pail.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6766

Gooners wrote:

http://www.aolcdn.com/_media/kegallerypub/blank.gif

I'd hit that... With a milk pail.
Or a branding iron.

...that spells fail.

Last edited by ebug9 (2008-10-01 18:17:32)

ParadoXic
Member
+11|6189|Vancouver, Canada
"Urinated on a neighbor's front garden" I wish I could do that by our neighbors. Bloody hell their dog can get annoying.
bad-man
now say you sorry
+34|6302|one windy city
any takers for milking that cow?????
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6607|what

https://www.aolcdn.com/_media/kegallerypub/blank.gif

She was advertising a horror theme park.

Yeah, I can see that.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

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