krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7234|Great Brown North
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6651|Winland

Meh, over here a man walked into a bank with a toy gun, slid a note to the cashier asking for money, to which the cashier simply replied "We're sorry, but we do not have any finnish service. You might want to try on Nordea across the street." The man then got violent, and they called the police. When questioned, the cashier would never have thought it had anything to do with a robbery. Failures > Successes tbh
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7022|NYC / Hamburg

Over here, 5 guys walked into a post office, threatened the girl with softair pistols, escaped with 50 million CHF. Money is still gone
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|7004|CH/BR - in UK

max wrote:

Over here, 5 guys walked into a post office, threatened the girl with softair pistols, escaped with 50 million CHF. Money is still gone
WHAT?
I never heard about that... Are you fucking kidding me?

-kon
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6242|Catherine Black
Runescape cursors???

Googleads is on Crystal Meth.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7022|NYC / Hamburg

konfusion wrote:

max wrote:

Over here, 5 guys walked into a post office, threatened the girl with softair pistols, escaped with 50 million CHF. Money is still gone
WHAT?
I never heard about that... Are you fucking kidding me?

-kon
Nope, its real. Fraumünsterpost raub. Hardly anyone knows about it outside of Switzerland, but here it's a legend.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6651|Winland

max wrote:

konfusion wrote:

max wrote:

Over here, 5 guys walked into a post office, threatened the girl with softair pistols, escaped with 50 million CHF. Money is still gone
WHAT?
I never heard about that... Are you fucking kidding me?

-kon
Nope, its real. Fraumünsterpost raub. Hardly anyone knows about it outside of Switzerland, but here it's a legend.
Hah!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7109

Reminds me a little of Inside Man, except this is way better and awesomer! It's actually a decent idea. We'll see if the FBI is able to get anything from his footprints in the mud, or any sort of DNA evidence on the clothes he left behind (if the amount of money stolen is large enough to care that much).
Benzin
Member
+576|6453
That's really clever ... I hate thieves, but that was deviously clever ...

But in regards to that Swiss robbery: you all would be amazed by how often banks are robbed here in Austria, especially in Vienna. There are like 2 a month, sometimes more. They only ever make off with a few thousand at a time, but they happen rather frequently. But it's not like it matters since the banks are insured, anyway.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7109

"We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money's insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Don't try and be a hero."
100% Irishpride
Banned
+81|6614|Dublin
I don't understand by 'an inner tube' what exactly is this? Didn't the police not just go down the river? American fucktards.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6740|eng

100% Irishpride wrote:

I don't understand by 'an inner tube' what exactly is this? Didn't the police not just go down the river? American fucktards.
You are so ignorant you know that?
#rekt
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7234|Great Brown North

100% Irishpride wrote:

I don't understand by 'an inner tube' what exactly is this?
https://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20051222/rmsnow1223/innertube_done.jpg
the thing that's inside of tires
JoshP
Banned
+176|6143|Notts, UK

100% Irishpride wrote:

I don't understand by 'an inner tube' what exactly is this? Didn't the police not just go down the river? American fucktards.
google it lol.

But what did the inner tube have to do with the robbery or am i being retarded too?
tuckergustav
...
+1,590|6368|...

JoshP wrote:

100% Irishpride wrote:

I don't understand by 'an inner tube' what exactly is this? Didn't the police not just go down the river? American fucktards.
google it lol.

But what did the inner tube have to do with the robbery or am i being retarded too?
well..it was his "get away"...he ran down to the river and jumped in a tube and floated away...I guess somebody picked him up a bit down the river, as he ditched the tube...k?
...
Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|6204|شمال
Ha..Nice one. Wounder how much he got?
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6901|Boulder, CO
Tbh, for creating that good of a plan i say they deserve the money, i mean they didn't seriously harm anyone (the guard was fine once it was washed out i think).
Slarty
Member
+37|6419|Ingerland
You know you're having a bad day when.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26971063/
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6908|The Twilight Zone

max wrote:

Over here, 5 guys walked into a post office, threatened the girl with softair pistols, escaped with 50 million CHF. Money is still gone
Need to buy bigger, more authentic airsoft guns...
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7022|NYC / Hamburg

I'm sure with 50+ million they can afford to. Surprising that they didn't use real ones, especially since there is at least 1 gun per 3 citizens, not counting the rifle pretty much everyone has (lol @ army forcing you to take your gun(s) home when you're not actively serving with government subsidized ammo available in every last village)
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Home
Section.80
+447|7302|Seattle, Washington, USA

Have you guys heard about the "hypnosis robber?" I forgot to bookmark the story, but apparently, he would walk in to banks with these weird "hypnosis" glasses on and the tellers would just hand over tons of money. When the cops questioned them about it they said they were hypnotized, but the cops figured that the hypnosis guy would actually split the money with the teller later.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6607|what

wish they'd reveal how much was stolen.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6908|The Twilight Zone

TheAussieReaper wrote:

wish they'd reveal how much was stolen.
For calculating if its worth it?
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
JoshP
Banned
+176|6143|Notts, UK

tuckergustav wrote:

JoshP wrote:

100% Irishpride wrote:

I don't understand by 'an inner tube' what exactly is this? Didn't the police not just go down the river? American fucktards.
google it lol.

But what did the inner tube have to do with the robbery or am i being retarded too?
well..it was his "get away"...he ran down to the river and jumped in a tube and floated away...I guess somebody picked him up a bit down the river, as he ditched the tube...k?
oh i see lol, i googled it and it came up with bicycle inner tubes, didn't realise they meant big ones :p

guess i am retarded
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6607|what

.Sup wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

wish they'd reveal how much was stolen.
For calculating if its worth it?
So that the true daring of the criminal mastermind can be considered awe inspiring.

Imagine if he only made off with a bag full of pennies. lol
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

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