exploding knees
the wheel
Data but female and hot
virginity is overratedCanadianloser wrote:
free sex with hot, virgin girls
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
an E-Z Bake Oven with LCD TV and WiFi connection for the car or office.
3rdMint Sauce wrote:
This.chittydog wrote:
I want that thing in the Matrix that uploads knowledge directly to your brain.
too late, I've seen that somewhere...DonFck wrote:
Small GSM chip stickers and keychains attached to my stuff.
E.g. "Where are my keys? I know, I'll call them! Ring ring! Oh, there they are!"
Advanced features would include link tower triangulation for stuff that you forgot somewhere + map software.If anyone makes this into a working solution, I will be claiming a decent percentage of the revenue. I'll refer to the time and date of this post, making me the inventor of said product/-product group.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
If I had a good enough idea it could be profitable I would keep it to myself.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7146
A device that could cancel out the sounds and smells of a wicked dookie.
QFT. Virgins are for guys with small penises who don't want to the girl to have anything to compare against.max wrote:
virginity is overratedCanadianloser wrote:
free sex with hot, virgin girls
a gell that you can apply directly to the forehead and take your headache away
What's wrong with pills?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
a gell that you can apply directly to the forehead and take your headache away
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7146
Such a thing exists. He's kidding. It's called Head On. With that said, what is wrong with pills?liquidat0r wrote:
What's wrong with pills?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
a gell that you can apply directly to the forehead and take your headache away
Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-10-07 08:05:58)
I hate swallowing thingsliquidat0r wrote:
What's wrong with pills?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
a gell that you can apply directly to the forehead and take your headache away
thats what she saidMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
I hate swallowing thingsliquidat0r wrote:
What's wrong with pills?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
a gell that you can apply directly to the forehead and take your headache away
inb4thatswhatshesaidjokes
O SHI-
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I don't if you guys watch Stargate SG-1 but in the last episode Uneding from the last season, on the SG ship there was a machine that could generate instantly any object you want.
Food, water, oxygen etc.
Food, water, oxygen etc.
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.aerodynamic wrote:
I don't if you guys watch Stargate SG-1 but in the last episode Uneding from the last season, on the SG ship there was a machine that could generate instantly any object you want.
Food, water, oxygen etc.
That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange."
Now repeat that in your head, slowly for every time you think about such a masheen.
You've pretty much watched Full Metal Alchemist.
But yeah, wtb timestopwatch.
I'm just that lazy, that i'd rather, literally, do everything in my own time.
Got stuff to pick up in town? fuck it, *beep* Not right now, busy.
"this is not a serious discussion"ilinear wrote:
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.aerodynamic wrote:
I don't if you guys watch Stargate SG-1 but in the last episode Uneding from the last season, on the SG ship there was a machine that could generate instantly any object you want.
Food, water, oxygen etc.
That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange."
Now repeat that in your head, slowly for every time you think about such a masheen.
You've pretty much watched Full Metal Alchemist.
But yeah, wtb timestopwatch.
I'm just that lazy, that i'd rather, literally, do everything in my own time.
Got stuff to pick up in town? fuck it, *beep* Not right now, busy.
Now repeat that in your head.
I believe you are referring to the keychain you whistled for and then it made a beep, as seen in 1987.S.Lythberg wrote:
too late, I've seen that somewhere...DonFck wrote:
Small GSM chip stickers and keychains attached to my stuff.
E.g. "Where are my keys? I know, I'll call them! Ring ring! Oh, there they are!"
Advanced features would include link tower triangulation for stuff that you forgot somewhere + map software.If anyone makes this into a working solution, I will be claiming a decent percentage of the revenue. I'll refer to the time and date of this post, making me the inventor of said product/-product group.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
If I had a good enough idea it could be profitable I would keep it to myself.
I need around tree fiddy.
no, a set if chains that you can put on all sorts of stuff, and then there's a box with colored buttons to call them if you lose themDonFck wrote:
I believe you are referring to the keychain you whistled for and then it made a beep, as seen in 1987.S.Lythberg wrote:
too late, I've seen that somewhere...DonFck wrote:
Small GSM chip stickers and keychains attached to my stuff.
E.g. "Where are my keys? I know, I'll call them! Ring ring! Oh, there they are!"
Advanced features would include link tower triangulation for stuff that you forgot somewhere + map software.
If anyone makes this into a working solution, I will be claiming a decent percentage of the revenue. I'll refer to the time and date of this post, making me the inventor of said product/-product group.
(what happens when I lose the box?)
But what if you also lost the phone?DonFck wrote:
Small GSM chip stickers and keychains attached to my stuff.
E.g. "Where are my keys? I know, I'll call them! Ring ring! Oh, there they are!"
What would stop you from taking a shit in such a masheen and turning it in to some food then?ilinear wrote:
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.aerodynamic wrote:
I don't if you guys watch Stargate SG-1 but in the last episode Uneding from the last season, on the SG ship there was a machine that could generate instantly any object you want.
Food, water, oxygen etc.
That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange."
Now repeat that in your head, slowly for every time you think about such a masheen.
You've pretty much watched Full Metal Alchemist.
But yeah, wtb timestopwatch.
I'm just that lazy, that i'd rather, literally, do everything in my own time.
Got stuff to pick up in town? fuck it, *beep* Not right now, busy.
Last edited by iNeedUrFace4Soup (2008-10-07 11:01:34)
@ aerodynamic
Reread what I put and it's no longer a srs dskusshn.
It was taking the piss of the rather annoyin intro on FMA, that's all.
Reread what I put and it's no longer a srs dskusshn.
It was taking the piss of the rather annoyin intro on FMA, that's all.
What, like... Fruit and Fibre? Without the fruit?iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
But what if you also lost the phone? :oDonFck wrote:
Small GSM chip stickers and keychains attached to my stuff.
E.g. "Where are my keys? I know, I'll call them! Ring ring! Oh, there they are!"What would stop you from taking a shit in such a masheen and turning it in to some food then? :lol:ilinear wrote:
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.aerodynamic wrote:
I don't if you guys watch Stargate SG-1 but in the last episode Uneding from the last season, on the SG ship there was a machine that could generate instantly any object you want.
Food, water, oxygen etc.
That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange."
Now repeat that in your head, slowly for every time you think about such a masheen.
You've pretty much watched Full Metal Alchemist.
But yeah, wtb timestopwatch.
I'm just that lazy, that i'd rather, literally, do everything in my own time.
Got stuff to pick up in town? fuck it, *beep* Not right now, busy.
I've seen it as well. Its in the skymall magazines on airplanes.S.Lythberg wrote:
no, a set if chains that you can put on all sorts of stuff, and then there's a box with colored buttons to call them if you lose themDonFck wrote:
I believe you are referring to the keychain you whistled for and then it made a beep, as seen in 1987.S.Lythberg wrote:
too late, I've seen that somewhere...
(what happens when I lose the box?)
a device that can shut women up.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
But it doesn't make your headache go away. It makes you think your headache goes away even though it's still there.Superior Mind wrote:
Such a thing exists. He's kidding. It's called Head On. With that said, what is wrong with pills?liquidat0r wrote:
What's wrong with pills?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
a gell that you can apply directly to the forehead and take your headache away
An injection to give you powers!