Why is my shit green?

2008-10-07 20:12:07

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6155|College Park, MD

I took a shit a few minutes ago and it was partly green. Neutral green, not too bright or dark. Some googling said one explanation was eating lots of leafy greens... haven't exactly done that. I ate some oatmeal for breakfast with eggs (what I usually have, the oatmeal at least). Ate a chicken sandwich and some mac n cheese in the afternoon. Had some chipotle just now. Another supposed explanation is FDA Blue #5, but I haven't had anything blue today.

I did fast for about 8 hours today (for a blood test, from 8AM to 4PM which is why I ate that sandwich so late). Think that might have caused it?

I'm just scared I have a terminal illness or something, although I would get Make-a-Wish Foundation privileges.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2008-10-07 20:14:09

#2

Whiplash: Future Aviator; +40|6234|Central Texas

Rotten eggs?

2008-10-07 20:14:14

#3

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|7103|Washington DC

You're fine as long as you don't poop blood ... or hamsters.

2008-10-07 20:16:43

#4

ParadoXic: Member; +11|6188|Vancouver, Canada

Pics or it didn't happen... Oh wait.

2008-10-07 20:17:56

#5

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6418|London, England

If you don't feel sick then i'm guessing you're okay. If you searched and nothing came up negative then I think you'll be fine.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________

2008-10-07 20:20:47

#6

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6900|Chicago, IL

Mac-n-cheese will do that

one of the metabolic by products of that fake cheese crap is green in color

nothing to be concerned about.

2008-10-07 20:21:04

#7

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6155|College Park, MD

Don't feel sick at all. @OHound yeah, it wasn't red or black (if your stools are either color it indicates bleeding)

@Lythberg it wasn't any gourmet mac n cheese so that might be it.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2008-10-07 20:21:25)

2008-10-07 20:30:53

#8

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7228|Noizyland

Aye! It must be Saint Patricks Day!

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2008-10-07 20:35:33

#9

BVC: Member; +325|7149

Licquorice?

2008-10-07 20:38:47

#10

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6155|College Park, MD

Ty wrote:
Aye! It must be Saint Patricks Day!

i *was* drinking beer, but it was shitty corona

2008-10-07 20:39:17

#11

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6991|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Ty wrote:
Aye! It must be Saint Patricks Day!
i *was* drinking beer, but it was shitty corona

WOT?

MR. ANTI-BEER?

edit: and corona's not shitty, you just need to have it when the time calls for it.

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-10-07 20:39:46)

2008-10-07 20:40:07

#12

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7084|New Hampshire, USA

Everyone gets green shit from time to time, no big deal.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

2008-10-07 20:42:00

#13

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6155|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Ty wrote:
Aye! It must be Saint Patricks Day!
i *was* drinking beer, but it was shitty corona
WOT?

MR. ANTI-BEER?

edit: and corona's not shitty, you just need to have it when the time calls for it.

anti-beer? Nah, I just never had the taste for it. There are a few corona lying around (Some chili I made last week called for a bottle of beer, damned if I know why) so I figure I might as well try them. They aren't terrible, but IDK... I'd like to expand my horizons to other beers that have been suggested to me.

Also of note: i'm in a bad mood right now so I exaggerate (I don't think it's really shitty, but I don't find it to be a knockout)

2008-10-07 21:13:07

#14

Lynx14: Member; +41|6424

um excuse me but what the fuck?

2008-10-07 21:20:38

#15

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7100

Last time it happened to me if was after a big old chinese buffet.

2008-10-07 21:25:58

#16

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6606|what

So how did it taste Hurri, a little different than usual too?

2008-10-07 21:27:15

#17

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7146

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i *was* drinking beer, but it was shitty corona
WOT?

MR. ANTI-BEER?

edit: and corona's not shitty, you just need to have it when the time calls for it.
anti-beer? Nah, I just never had the taste for it. There are a few corona lying around (Some chili I made last week called for a bottle of beer, damned if I know why) so I figure I might as well try them. They aren't terrible, but IDK... I'd like to expand my horizons to other beers that have been suggested to me.

Also of note: i'm in a bad mood right now so I exaggerate (I don't think it's really shitty, but I don't find it to be a knockout)

Corona isn't a knock out. It's a good average beer. If you want to try new flavors and experiences try different darker beers and wheat beers. My favorite beers are Samuel Adams: Oktober Fest and Summer Ale.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-10-07 21:27:48)

x

2008-10-07 21:33:10

#18

Roc18: `; +655|6244|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I'm just scared I have a terminal illness or something, although I would get Make-a-Wish Foundation privileges.

You're not scared. And why are you so concerned about why your shit is green?

https://g.bf3stats.com/pc/gcv8Vckg/roc18.png

BF3s.com Public Leaderboard

2008-10-07 21:50:54

#19

SealXo: Member; +309|6989

the baby is suckin ur blood

2008-10-07 22:45:00

#20

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6845|Southern California

Poseidon wrote:
edit: and corona's shitty.

Yup!

Weird, there was just a post about this on another forum Im on... They said it means your sick, but it can also be from dyes.
Fierce Grape Gatorade (which is fucking amazing by the way) will do it if you drink enough.

2008-10-07 23:04:32

#21

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7108

Sometimes if you eat certain foods with purple dye or something like that, your shit will be green. I've had quite a few pine green shits in my time... (and quite a few shits with bloody red spots too, but that's for another thread)

2008-10-08 00:12:41

#22

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6447|The pool

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
breakfast with eggs

Green eggs and ham?

My flickr

2008-10-08 07:45:00

#23

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6855|dm_maidenhead

Happened to me after eating lots of blackjacks (liquorice)

2008-10-08 08:05:18

#24

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7127|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eat Sugar Puffs and then have a piss and smell it - Weird Eh?

Anyway back to the poo, did you do it in a circualr motion? If so you could be turning into a dog. If it goes White in a few days then you deffo are turning into a dog.

2008-10-08 08:22:10

#25

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7074|London, England

Ty wrote:
Aye! It must be Saint Patricks Day!

Don't drink Chicago tap water on that day, that'll also contribute

Every year on St. Patrick's Day, the river is dyed greener than it normally is.

Bill King, the administrator of Chicago's St. Patrick's Day committee, stated that "the idea of dyeing the Chicago River green originally came about by accident when a group of plumbers were using fluorescein dye to trace illegal substances that were polluting the river". [14]

The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) outlawed the use of fluorescein for this purpose, since it was proven to be harmful to the river.[14] The secret ingredients used to dye the river green today are claimed to be safe and not harmful to the thousands of living organisms that find a habitat in the Chicago river.[14]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_ri … ck.27s_Day

i.e: We know what we're doing to the river is bad and fucked up and going over the top just to celebrate some drunken Irishman, but we're not going to tell you the ingredients so you can find out for sure

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-10-08 08:23:01)

BF2S Forums Why is my shit green?

Ty wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Ty wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Ty wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Ty wrote:

Board footer